Short quatrains for the New Year. New Year's quatrains and poems for children Funny quatrains Happy New Year to friends

New Year's poems are certainly good. But for the youngest children they need short quatrains for the New Year. These funny lines are easy to learn, the child will not worry that the poem will be forgotten, because it is so short. This is such a wonderful selection of New Year's quatrains I got.

It's snowing, it's snowing,
Soon, soon New Year!
Santa Claus will come to us,
He will bring gifts to everyone.

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Santa Claus came to us
Let's have fun
We will sing and dance,
Spin around with music.

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Let him knock on the window
At midnight, good New Year,
Will help all dreams come true,
Happiness, joy will bring!

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Christmas tree, you are a Christmas tree,
The Christmas tree is simply amazing
See for yourself kids
How beautiful she is!

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We are celebrating the holiday.
Decorating the Christmas tree
We hang toys.
Balls, crackers.

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Christmas tree, Christmas tree,
That's what she is like
Slender, beautiful,
Bright, big.

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I come with gifts
I shine with bright lights,
Elegant, funny,
For the New Year, I am in charge.

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Santa Claus is dancing with us,
Makes everyone happy today
And under the tree they sound
Jokes, jokes, laughter!

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I cheerful grandfather Freezing,
I came to you today
I brought you gifts
On New Year's Day!

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Fur coat, hat, mittens.
Tits are sitting on the nose.
Beard and red nose -
It's Santa Claus!

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Sparkle with lights, Christmas tree,
Call us for a holiday,
Fulfill all your wishes
Make all your dreams come true!

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Red-cheeked and broad-shouldered
Good Grandfather Frost!
Everything was decorated in fluffy snow
And he brought gifts!

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Who came? What did you bring?
We know - Santa Claus,
Gray-haired grandfather with a beard,
He is our dear guest!

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It has grown to my eyebrows,
He got into my felt boots.
They say he is Santa Claus
And he plays pranks like a little boy.

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There's a flock of snowflakes outside the window,
He also leads a round dance.
Saying goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year.

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Santa Claus sent us a Christmas tree,
He lit the lights on it.
And the needles shine on it,
And there’s snow on the branches!

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From under the furry Christmas tree
The fox waves his furry paw:
“Here he is - Grandfather Frost!
He brought snow with him too!”

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Me for Santa Claus
I learned a lot of songs.
And how they called you on stage,
I forgot everything in my excitement!

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The Christmas tree is dressing up -
The holiday is approaching.
New Year's at the gates
The Christmas tree is waiting for the kids.

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Dad chose a Christmas tree
The fluffiest one.
The Christmas tree smells like that -
Mom will gasp immediately!

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Soon, soon New Year!
Soon Santa Claus will come.
He brings us gifts
And he asks us to read poetry.

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Children dance in circles
They clap their hands.
Hello, hello.
New Year! You are so good!

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Let any dreams be yours
They will come true, they will come true.
Let the lights on our Christmas tree
Light up brightly.

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Soon Santa Claus will come,
He will bring us gifts,
Apples, candies,
Santa Claus, where are you?

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Santa Claus is coming to the holiday
In a red fur coat, felt boots,
He brings gifts with him
For little kids!

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New Year - carnival,
Serpentine - bright light,
I even sent it to adults
Hello from childhood!

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Santa Claus, red nose,
I brought a stool.
The stool is small,
I hit my grandfather in the nose!

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We chose for ourselves
There is a Christmas tree at the market.
We bought a three-meter
Needle to needle.

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Grandfather Frost is walking around the yard,
Frost scattering on the branches of birches;
Walks, shakes his white beard,
He stomps his foot, only the sound comes out.

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Where does Santa Claus live?
Amazing question!
Not in the lamp, not in the alarm clock,
Probably in the refrigerator!

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Santa Claus carries toys
And garlands and firecrackers.
Nice gifts
The holiday will be bright!

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The tree has stretched out its branches,
Smells like forest and winter.
Candies hung from the Christmas tree
And fringed crackers.

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The round dance began to spin,
The songs flow loudly.
This means New Year,
This means a Christmas tree!

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Hello, New Year's holiday,
Christmas tree and winter holiday!
All my friends today
We'll invite you to the Christmas tree.

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Hello, holiday tree!
We've been waiting for you all year!
We are at the New Year's tree
Let's lead a friendly round dance!

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Our tree is tall
Our tree is big
Taller than mom, taller than dad,
Reaches to the ceiling.

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What a miracle, a miracle tree
All the green needles
In beads and balls,
In yellow lanterns!

I wish you happiness, joy,
Happy New Year.
May your destiny shine
Happiness fills like a cup.

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Happy New Year
And with all my heart I wish
Laughter, jokes, no worries
Celebrate this New Year.

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May the New Year you celebrate
May you enter a happy year into your life!
And all the good things you dream of,
It will happen, it will come true, it will happen!

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May the New Year be good,
Will give happiness and luck,
Will bring love and joy
And all wishes come true!

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May the New Year be generous,
Let him not skimp on happiness,
Let him light the stars on time,
May all your wishes come true!

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Let him knock on the window
At midnight, good New Year,
Will help all dreams come true,
Happiness, joy will bring!

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Happy New Year!
Let the fun
Celebrate housewarming in souls,
And snowflakes at this hour
They will kiss you for us!

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May the New Year be a magical fairy tale
He will quietly enter your house,
And happiness, joy, kindness and affection
He will bring it to you as a gift!

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Let the New Year caress you,
Will bring happiness in life.
Let hope warm you
Let fate protect you!

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I wish you in the coming year
Don't know worries, don't measure money,
Love, hope and believe!

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Congratulations on the best
A joyful ancient holiday,
The most tender and melodious,
Happy snow-white new year!

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Let the trumpets play louder for you today,
And your holiday lights will shine brighter!
Let the new, cheerful and joyful year
It will bring you new happiness!

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And I send you sunny greetings,
I wish you a lot of happiness and success
In the coming new year!

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I wish you immeasurable joy,
I wish you the most true love,
I wish you strength, a lot of health,
Happy New Year to you, my love!

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Happy New Year, my dear friend,
May he be kind and wonderful.
So that everything you dreamed about passionately,
It became an amazing fate.

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May the New Year bring you new happiness,
He will enter the house to the clink of glasses,
And along with the smell of spruce
Bring health and happiness!

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Let all bad things sink into eternity
Happy last breath of December!
And everything is beautiful and alive
Will come to you on the morning of January!

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Happy New Year, I congratulate you,
I send you New Year's greetings.
I wish you a lot of happiness
In the coming New Year.

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Snow sparkles on New Year's Eve
The desires of each of us,
So let your hopes and dreams,
Everyone will be justified immediately!

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May the New Year bring you more health!
May the New Year bring you happiness!
And he will leave all the good things,
And everything bad will be taken away!

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The New Year is approaching again,
May happiness in life await you!
You just have to try,
Dreams will turn into reality.

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When the hands of the clock converge at 12,
The Earth will celebrate the New Year.
Let me smile warmly,
Happy New Year to you!

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May it be on New Year's Eve
Wishes will be made -
And every day, and the whole year
Let them come true.

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The clock strikes 12.
New Year is already at the door.
He brought joy to your home,
Jokes, laughter, clinking glasses.

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I wish you jokes, so much laughter,
Enough for a year ahead.
To make it fun not only
Under the Christmas tree for the New Year!

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So that your affairs are in harmony with your dreams,
So that the heart retains great desires,
I want to wish you this New Year!
May everything that was planned happen!

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Congratulations, Happy New Year to you!
We wish you a lot of happiness in this finest hour,
Strength, vigor, health and cheerful eyes,
New Year's adventures and other mischief!


The largest collection of winter poems!

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Where does Santa Claus live?
Amazing question!
Not in the lamp, not in the alarm clock,
Let's look in the refrigerator!

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Father Frost, Father Frost
Brought a Christmas tree from the forest
In the meantime, I went to the garden
Mom decorated the Christmas tree.

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Santa Claus carries toys
And garlands and firecrackers.
Nice gifts
The holiday will be bright!

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Santa Claus sits by the Christmas tree,
Hides his head in a bag.
Don't torment us too long -
Untie the bag quickly!

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Santa Claus, no matter how old,
But he plays pranks like a little boy:
It stings your cheeks, it tickles your nose,
He wants to grab you by the ears.
Santa Claus, don't blow in my face,
Enough, do you hear?
Don't spoil!

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Good Grandfather Frost
He brought me a puppy in a bag,
But some strange grandfather,
Dressed in my mother's fur coat,
And his eyes are big
Like dad's blue ones.
It's dad, I'm silent
I secretly want to laugh
Let them have fun
Maybe he will admit it himself.

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The tree has stretched out its branches,
Smells like forest and winter.
Candies hung from the Christmas tree
And fringed crackers.
We clapped our hands
We stood together in a round dance...
Came so good
And Happy New Year!

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Christmas tree
standing in the room
And, shining with toys,
speaks to us.
The Christmas tree remembers
with sadness the winter forest,
Full of sonorous songs,
fairy tales and miracles.
Christmas tree,
don’t be sad in vain, -
We are your merry ones,
true friends.
So sparkle with a rainbow
festive for us,
Be happy, Christmas tree,
just like us now!

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The bunny washes himself
Going to the Christmas tree.
I washed my nose, I washed my tail,
I washed my ear and dried it.
Put on a bow
He became a dandy.

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The round dance began to spin,
The songs flow loudly.
This means New Year,
This means a Christmas tree!

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Sparkle the Christmas tree with lights,
Invite us to the holiday!
Fulfill all your wishes
Make all your dreams come true!

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Hello, New Year's holiday,
Christmas tree and winter holiday!
All my friends today
We'll invite you to the Christmas tree.

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Spins and laughs
Blizzard on New Year's Eve.
The snow wants to fall
But the wind doesn’t give.
And the trees have fun,
And every bush,
Snowflakes are like little jokes,
They dance on the fly.

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Fur coat, hat, mittens.
Tits are sitting on the nose.
Beard and red nose -
It's Santa Claus!

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This grandfather has many grandchildren,
The grandchildren often grumble at their grandfather.
On the street, grandfather pesters them,
He grabs your fingers and pulls your ears.
But a happy evening comes every year -
I'm waiting for an angry grandfather to visit.
He brings gifts and is kind in appearance,
And everyone is having fun - no one grumbles.

Round dance...
T. Melnikova

Children dance in circles
They clap their hands.
Hello, hello,
New Year,
You are so good!

New Year
Nina Naydenova

It smells like fresh tar again,
We gathered at the Christmas tree,
Our Christmas tree is dressed up,
The lights on it came on.
Games, jokes, songs, dances!
Masks flash here and there...
You are a bear. And I am a fox.
What miracles!
Let's dance together,
Hello, hello, New Year!

Cheerful Snowman
Irina Gurina

Through the snowdrifts, straight
A cheerful snowman was walking.
And in his hands was
Not a basket, not a broom,
Not a chocolate bar,
And the Christmas tree is beautiful!

The most important
guest
I. Chernitskaya

- Who is wearing a smart, warm fur coat?
With a long white beard,
Comes to visit on New Year's Day,
Both ruddy and gray-haired?

He plays with us, dances,
It makes the holiday more fun!
– Santa Claus on our Christmas tree
The most important of the guests!

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Hello, holiday tree!
We've been waiting for you all year!
We are at the New Year's tree
Let's lead a friendly round dance!

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Teddy bear cub
He washes his nose in the morning with his paw,
Today is New Year's Day
It's the first time to meet.

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If you didn't get the tree
You're on holiday - well,
It will help you... guess what?
Our prickly hedgehog!

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jumping squirrel,
Frisky minx
Spruce decorates with mushrooms,
The frost is swept away by its tail.

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It snowed in the evening,
The bunny sewed a casing.
White sewed. Not for beauty -
To hide from the fox!

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Red fox
Says to the tit:
— Fox word: New Year
I will only drink compote.

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What a strange toy
This tiny Parsley?
Doesn't sit still, here -
Everyone dances and sings!

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Light fluff,
Tiny snowflake
It flutters like a moth,
Shines white.

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There are funny toys on our Christmas tree:
Funny hedgehogs and funny frogs,
Funny bears, funny deer,
Funny walruses and funny seals.

We are also a little funny in masks,
Santa Claus needs us to be funny,
To make it joyful
so that laughter can be heard,
After all, today is a happy holiday for everyone!

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Our tree is tall
Our tree is big
Taller than mom, taller than dad,
Reaches to the ceiling.

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New Year's days,
The snow is frosty and stinging.
The lights came on
On a fluffy Christmas tree.
The painted ball swayed,
The beads jingled.
Smells like forest freshness
From a fluffy spruce.

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New Year has come! Hooray!
How are you white snow -
Holiday of peace and goodness
Divide it among everyone!
Dispel grief and sadness!..
Again until January
Fly quickly across the Earth,
Giving us happiness!

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I've been waiting for the New Year for a long time,
Snowflakes blew through the window
A growing Christmas tree in the yard
Snow sprinkled the needles.
If Santa Claus knocks,
The Christmas tree's nose won't freeze.

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Let him knock on the window
At midnight, good New Year,
Will help all dreams come true,
Happiness, joy will bring!

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The hedgehog looks to the sky:
What kind of miracles are these?
Hedgehogs are flying in the sky
And if you take it in your palms, they melt.
Hedgehogs
White snowflakes.

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Snow covered the tree in the forest,
I hid the tree from the guys.
At night the tree is quietly
I ran to the kindergarten.
And we have fun in the garden,
A noisy round dance is dancing.
Under a young spruce
We are celebrating the New Year!

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It's snowing, it's snowing!
So, New Year is coming soon!
Santa Claus will come to us,
He will bring gifts to everyone!

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I come with gifts
I shine with bright lights,
Elegant, funny,
For the New Year, I am in charge.

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Old Grandfather Frost
With a white beard
What did you bring to the kids?
For New Year's Eve?
I brought a big bag
It contains toys, books,
Let them meet - good
New Year kids!

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What a miracle, a miracle tree
All the green needles
In beads and balls,
In yellow lanterns!

Near the Christmas tree
stand up
L. Slutskaya

You have to stand near the tree
And make a wish.
The day will come, the hour will come,
Everything will be fulfilled by the New Year.

Wish
T. Shatskikh

On cheerful children's Christmas trees
Miracles shine in needles,
And under the tree on New Year's
Everyone will find something
You just need to do it in advance
Make a wish!

New Year's greetings
snowman
A. Usachev

The snowman sends a letter to his friend:
“I wish you a blizzard...
So that the blizzard lasts all year...
Ice, snowdrifts, snow slides,
And the frost is minus forty...
And warmth!”

Father Frost
sent us a Christmas tree
V. Petrova

Santa Claus sent us a Christmas tree,
He lit the lights on it.
And the needles shine on it,
And there’s snow on the branches!

Of course, there are not so many poets among us, but it is always a pleasure to read poetry at the festive family table or with friends. We have selected New Year's poems with completely different messages and themes, but they all praise the main symbol of this year - the Dog. So, let’s choose heartfelt words to rhyme for those closest to us!

Beautiful poems about the New Year

Champagne will boil in a glass,
Bubbles will scatter around.
Old year is in a hurry to say goodbye to us!
The new one comes in as if new friend!
May he be full of inspiration
Joy, love and beauty!
May it give you the best moments
And will fulfill all your cherished dreams!
Open your door with hope,
Looking forward to happy changes!
And he will step out of the snowstorm
Under the native arches of your walls!

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Another year is leaving us,
Happy, sad and tired.
Hopeful New Year's Eve is coming
To the inspired clink of glasses.
What can we all wish for this new year?
Let him bring good luck and turn away misfortune.
He promises to let us meet again
Witch-night and next year.
Let the Gamayun bird flap its wings again,
And at her call, again raising their glasses,
We will gather, as now, for festive table
And let's drink in a year to a new beginning!
So, we will live this year gloriously,
All dreams will come true and a new circle will close.
The candles will be lit again with flickering fire,
And it will snow. And happiness will smile!

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Let the New Year on an ice tray
An angel will bring you a crystal glass,
He will throw sparkling snowflakes onto the bottom,
And on top he will pour intoxicating happiness.
And let in a golden-radiant cocktail
Everything will mix - snowfall, starfall -
So that they remember its aroma for a long time.
Let the angel leave you with a hangover
Nectar of delight, just a sip,
Adding kindness and fun
And three drops of sadness, so that it burns a little
Heavenly drink, lovely lips,
So that you sometimes remember
Who was suspiciously rude to you?
Hiding love under a shield of sarcasm...

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We are always looking for a fairy tale in ordinary life,
We believe that someday she will come.
We, like children, become more capricious
And it’s more naive when it’s New Year’s Eve.
This night magic fills the house,
And desires will flow from our lips again.
And in the family circle at the big table
Millions of people do not sleep this night.
New Year is a holiday of hope and faith,
A holiday of light, love and naive dreams,
When everyone wishes and waits, probably
So that Santa Claus gives him gifts.

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And outside the window the snow is quietly falling.
The year is ending with beautiful victories,
It had everything: winter and spring,
The bitterness and sweetness of a glass of wine...
There were victorious, bright ups,
There were falls, early and late.
There were smiles in a series of partings,
Many sincere words and confessions.
It had everything, but now it’s running out,
And the New Year, as always, comes to us
With Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, fairy tale,
Colorful, juicy, like a coloring book of the world.
People believe only in the best, sacredly,
After all, for a dream we need so little:
A little miracle and a drop of warmth,
The sound of chimes and the clinking of glass...

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This year has been different, no doubt
Beckoned with joy, frightened with misfortune...
What are you bringing to us, New Year entertainer,
With a silver-snowy beard?
Is happiness of the highest standard,
Summer, what warmth will touch your cheeks?
What is in your hands, big and kind,
We don't know yet.
I'll put a note under the tree,
So that she waits there at midnight:
“Give health to those closest to you,
Give success and warmth!”
You're probably already outside the door,
And I don’t mind taking a break from the road.
New Year! We trust you
And, as a friend, we will meet this night!

Happy New Year Poems

On this bright, special New Year's evening,
I really, really want to wish you
So that in the year of the Dog any business started
You, without a doubt, were always up to the task.
May every new, bold endeavor
You are always uncontrollably lucky in everything,
May you have happiness, love and patience
A wooden goat will bring you on its back.

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Let the Dogs this New Year
All the husks will be eliminated from life.
And joy and happiness will increase,
And there will be money in your pockets.
Let luck and hope not leave you,
Adversity, like last year's snow, will melt.
Let love and fun reign
And tomorrow you won’t have a hangover!

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Today I want love and a lot of happiness,
Native words and home warmth.
May the Year of the Dog take away bad weather,
May everyone's dreams come true!
And may the owner of next year
Promises you songs about his goodness.
Happy New Year everyone, and may the weather
As soon as the holiday reminds you of yourself!

Poems about the New Year for adults

Every New Year is a result in some way,
December draws a line with white snow,
And a stern accountant, or maybe God,
We will share the dream on credit and debit.

Every New Year is joy and sadness,
This is in some ways a find, but in some ways a loss...
And in fragments in memory: “Well, well, let it be...”
And for something: “Thank you... I didn’t believe it anymore.”

Every New Year is a reason to meet,
Phone calls, messages and letters,
Multi-colored cards, gifts and candles,
Decorations on the Christmas tree, reports and numbers.

Every New Year - blank slate January.
I wish the family health and peace!
And I’ll save the crystal “ding” for you...
For love, for reciprocity - bow and thank you!

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New Year, the arrows are aligned,
The ringing is akin to bells,

Time after the shootout

Summarize the battles.
Every day is also a battle,
Old year, closing the doors,
He took some of his friends with him.
But we are alive and we are breathing,
And we need each other
And I have colorful dreams.
I ask everyone to pour some wine,
Let's be together, let's live!

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New Year is coming to us
By leaps and bounds.
He brings it to the men
Girls with long legs.
Well, it’s for the girls
Princes on bay mares.
The New Year will save us all
From hateful worries and troubles.
New Year is coming...
The clock will strike soon -
Everyone fall in love until it stops!

Cool poems for Happy New Year

The calendar is carried away
Everyday boredom.
We'll dive in like the old days,
On a multi-day drinking binge!

The bearded year is passing,
Let's get serious!
There's already a scumbag knocking on the door,
Cheerful Santa Claus!

Snowman in the cold
And stocked up on booze for future use,
He dragged in verse and prose
A soiled bag.

Freezing with excitement,
We're taking it out of the bag
Beads of dreams and inspiration,
Bright joy of fur.

Gingerbread cookies of yesterday's sadness,
Slightly stale
And more cabbage for everyone,
Just so it's not too much...

A sonnet to all poets,
All the girls deserve earrings,
Babam - sweet candies,
Whiskey for strong men!

Children - new toys.
Festive bustle!
The party begins!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!!!

***
Snow Maidens! You are a true miracle!
Support for Santa Claus's affairs!
By God, I won’t grab your chest,
I only look after you with tenderness.
That Santa has only reindeer,
Here is our Frost - he is a true man.
And even if the Snow Maiden is not always appreciated,
But only with her the ancient holiday is alive!

***
Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to your savings book,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
will shake the currency snowball!

***
I am against wild New Year's drinking.
See the New Year and die?..
No, I'll dilute valerian juice with juice
And I’ll watch Galkin at night.

Tot Galkin, Fili's chief deputy
And the very first guy in the village,
Celebrate this holiday in Israel,

No, or rather, in Israel.
Even the month looks like a banana there,
There are seagulls sitting on the wave.
It’s good there - but I don’t need to go there.
Where it's good - I always don't need...

And what did I forget in this foreign country?..
In your land there are too many worries.
And I love the frosts at minus thirty,
Because I am a Russian patriot.

Where the homeland is, there is Hallelujah!
I’ll jump from the bathhouse into the ice hole out of melancholy.
And I’ll stick a dozen snowmen
On the busy New Year's days.

And I'll ski through the snowdrifts,
Not thinking down on seconds.
And I will live until the very grave,
I'm healthier than a Bengal bull.

So I sat in my dreams like a simpleton,
Looking into your sports paradise.
Well, the clock was already striking twelve,
And my wife shouted to me: “Open up!”

And the table was laden with New Year's dishes,
And picking up a piece of balyk,
I decided: valerian not today.
And again I drank a liter of cognac.

Funny poems about the New Year

I'm lying under a Christmas tree with an exploded firecracker,
Devastated by the winter bustle,
And thoughts in a serpentine curl
They lazily hover over me...

Only the daughter is fidgety and fidgety -
Lights flash like garlands.
I'm lying under a Christmas tree with an exploded firecracker...
Well, let me be lazy for a day!..

***
Someone is knocking on my door.
I sleep against the wall on the edge.
I grabbed my panties and instantly stood up,
But I don't open the door.

Hungover wife: “Who the hell?!”
“Go to sleep already, motherfucker!”
And I quietly approached
And I listen through the doors.

I'm shaking, but I'm standing,
Still a little chilly.
“Who’s there!” - I say timidly,
I think it's strict.

In response there is silent silence,
No rustle, no crunch...
“Who came?!” - the wife grumbles,
Dull as cabbage.

I stuck my right eye into the peephole,
And all in a drunken stupor,
And he opened the door as best he could.
And there stands... Yanvarik!

***
My family decided this:
for tangerines and sweets
I read on New Year's Eve
your poems on a stool.
Having experienced culture shock,
I ate the treat quite often.
But if the poem was bad,
then they knocked out the stool!
And there was a portrait hanging on the wall,
the ancestor looked at him sternly...
This is how I have been since childhood
I'm afraid of stools!

New Year's poems for a family holiday

Let the New Year knock on the door,
Let happiness lead you,
And let everyone believe in a miracle
IN wonderful holiday, in the New Year!

I want to wish you New Year's Eve,
So that your son and daughter grow up in your home,
So that family and friends are faithful,
So that guests and I are welcome!

I wish my friends this New Year,
So that they avoid trouble,
To create, to love
And they lived happily
So that women will certainly appreciate them!

Let the champagne flow like a river!
Everyone is having fun and singing
With a friend, with a mother-in-law, with a son-in-law and with a wife.
The one who drank, let him pour some more!

A toast to the fulfillment of wishes
Everyone will make their own wish today!
But a wife, a car, a key to a safe
I won't give it to anyone today.

***
New Year, the arrows are aligned,
The ringing is akin to bells,
Time after the shootout
Summarize the battles.
Life is not the enemy, but there are losses,
Every day is also a battle,
Old year, closing the doors,
He took some of his friends with him.
But we are alive and we are breathing,
And we need each other
Wisdom is with us, God hears us,
And I have colorful dreams.
I drink to us, to our old age,
I ask everyone to pour some wine,
No matter how long we have left to live,
Let's be together, let's live!

Poems about the New Year for children

Winter is in a hurry, busy,
Wrapped in snow
All the bumps and stumps,
Benches and haystacks.

Mittens turn white
On birch branches,
So that they don't catch a cold,
To withstand the cold.

Winter told the oak
Throw on lush fur,
I put a fur coat on the spruce tree,
She covered everyone warmly.

Long lasting and reliable
The ice in the river held together.
You can walk along the river -
Come join us, New Year!

***
Dandelion from snowflakes
Winter will bring it to his lips,
Just a whiff and there's a fluff
The seeds will scatter.

The dandelion flies around
There's a fire burning in the windows,
Winter evening substitutes
Palm to white stars.

***
Snow falls on houses -
Winter has come to us again!
Brought it in a knapsack
Blizzards and drifting snow,
Cold, snowdrifts, ice
And, of course, New Year!

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