Are you ready for family life test. How to prepare for family life

28.03.202127.05.2017

You are in love, and it is clear that your deepest desire is to be together until the end of your days. But don’t rush to submit an application to the registry office, but rather check - are you really ready to start a family? Answer the questions on the proposed test and see the result. Just take the questions with humor...

Test questions:

1. ON YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU WOULD GIVE YOUR LOVED PERSON:

What he (she) dreams of all his life +50
something useful around the house - a vacuum cleaner, a drill, an electric epilator -10
remedy for baldness -0

2. ON YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY YOU:

In a family circle with champagne +20
in the bathhouse, with friends - 0
you forgot when the wedding was - 5
you forgot who the wedding was with - 50

3. YOU DECIDE THE ISSUE OF REPAIRING A DAMAGED TAP:

Within five minutes, calling a locksmith +20
leave everything as it is +5
within 24 hours by inflicting grievous bodily harm on each other -30

4. YOUR FRIENDS INVITED YOU TO A PARTY. YOU:

Rejoice at the opportunity to go there together +30
come up with a plausible excuse to refuse because you prefer to spend the evening together +20
come up with a plausible excuse to go there alone -5
don’t come up with anything at all, just leave and come back three days later, without money and underwear -30

5. WANTING TO GIVE HER (HIM) A PLEASANT SURPRISE, YOU:

Prepare a wonderful dinner for two +20
unilaterally stop using contraceptives -0
file for divorce -20

6. YOU WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOUR FAVORITE (FAVORITE) A DOG. THIS MEANS THAT:

You love giving gifts +20
you're both crazy about animals +10
a loved one has been allergic to wool since childhood -30

7. SEX IN YOUR FAMILY:

Not important+20
most importantly +5
yes - 0

8. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SEEN FOR SEVERAL DAYS. THIS FORCED SEPARATION HAS BEEN FOR BOTH OF YOU:

A real tragedy +30
a good reason to change the situation -0
a good reason to change sexual orientation -50

9. YOUR SPOUSE’S VIEWS ON RAISING CHILDREN:

Exactly match yours +40
don't quite match yours +20
do not coincide with yours at all -10
exclude the possibility of childbearing -50

10. ARE YOU READY TO DECLARE YOUR LOVE TO EACH OTHER:

Every minute +30
as needed -0
in the funeral speech -50

Test results:

From 150 points and above

Are you ready! Don't even doubt it. Family life is your true calling. Rather, run to the registry office and finally prove to many unreasonable men and women that the ideal family is not a myth at all. Spouses more tender, loving and ready for everyday self-sacrifice than you exist only in old moralizing novels. Please accept our congratulations!

From 0 to 150 points

In principle, you have nothing against keeping food in a shared refrigerator. However, we strongly advise you to reconsider. Because family life is not only about all sorts of amenities like a cozy home, well-groomed babies and washed dishes, but also the ability to find a compromise and make concessions, for which it seems that you are not quite ready yet.

Below 0 points

Crazy people, do you really want to get married?! And about everyday life in life together have you heard? If you don’t want to end your days in jail or a hospital for violent people, stay at home and enjoy your solitude. This is the only acceptable form of existence for you so far.

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Prepare 2 certificates in advance:

To marital status suitable

To marital status not suitable

The decision is made by the bridesmaids based on the results of a general vote after the bride has passed the tests.

Read more about the bachelorette party before the wedding and options for holding it in the articles:

If the bride has the smallest number of entries, the task will not be completed.

2. If your husband...

Props:

pouch;
funny entries.

Comic competition. The bride is being checked to see if she is ready for adoption. negative traits husband's character. The bridesmaids prepare comic notes in advance on pieces of paper, put them in a bag, the bride must draw out 10 pieces and answer:

Will the bride be ready for her husband to be there after the wedding?

MISER
NERD
WOMANIZER
SPENDER
TRANSSEXUAL
METROSEXUAL
BISEXUAL
IMPOTENT
HYSTERICAL
HARMFUL
STINKER
MOUTH SMELLS BAD
SWEATS A LOT
SWEATS SOOO MUCH
NEARS LIKE A HORSE
CHAMPS
NAIL BITTER
LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR 4 HOURS A DAY
WATCHING HOUSE 2
LOVES KSIUSHA SOBCHAK
WEARS A T-THROUGH
SINGING IN THE BATHROOM LIKE VITAS
SPEAKS COMPLIMENTS ONCE A YEAR
SPEAKS COMPLIMENTS 159 TIMES A DAY
ONLY SPEAKS COMPLIMENTS TO OTHER GIRLS
SPEAKS COMPLIMENTS ONLY TO OTHER MEN
GRUNTS
SNORES SOOO MUCH
COMPLAINS TO MOM ABOUT HOLE SOCKS
CRYING LIKE A GIRL WHEN HE HEARS A BAD WORD
CRYING LIKE A GIRL WHEN WATCHING MELODRAMS
EATING MELTED ICE CREAM IN THE BED
HAD 5 COWS ON THE FARM. AND DIDN’T TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS!!!
WASHES CUCUMBERS WITH MILK
COMPLAINS TO MOM THAT HIS WIFE IS NOT A POOR COOKER
DREAMS OF ONE DAY TO TRY ON STOCKINGS
PAINTS NAILS AT NIGHT. YES, WITH YOUR VARNISH!
HIS IDEAL IS PARIS HILTON
SINGING AT THE REMOTE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR WHEN YOU ARE NOT AT HOME
WANTS YOU TO START EARNING A LOT SO YOU FINALLY GET AWAY
REGULARLY BRINGS PIZZA AND CROUTONS AS SOON AS YOU LOSE WEIGHT
AT NIGHT SINGS SERENADES FOR YOU, BUT FOR SOMEHOW YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM

3. How well the bride knows the groom

Props:

pieces of paper;
pen;
groom's answers.

The bridesmaids interview the groom in advance on various topics (in the form of a quick survey) and prepare questions for the bride.
The bride answers and the girls check whether the answers are correct or not.

4. How well the bride and groom suit each other.

Props:

pieces of paper with questions;
pen;
groom's answers.

The bridesmaids prepare questions in advance and interview the groom. At the bachelorette party, the bride answers these questions. The more answers matched, the better.

Examples of questions:

1. How do you want to spend your honeymoon?
2. Which one is first? joint purchase will it happen after the wedding?
3. How many children do you want?
4. How will you spend your vacation together?
5. Who will you visit first after the wedding?
6. What color scheme do you dream of decorating your bedroom in?
7. What is your ideal romantic evening?
8. Who will do the cooking/cleaning at home?
9. What time will you go to bed?
10. What films will you watch together?
11. How will you celebrate your wedding anniversary?
12. What is your favorite dish together?
13. What kind of pet will you get?
14. Who will water the flowers?
15. How will you spend your evenings at home?
16. What New Year's Eve is ideal for you?
17. Who will go grocery shopping?
18. Who will manage the family budget?
19. Would you like to live in a house or apartment, in the city or outside the city?
20. Who will help teach the children lessons?
21. Who will raise the children?
22. What will be your hobbies (everyone)?
23. What can you teach each other?
24. What is the first thing you usually say to your partner when you wake up in the morning?
25. What is your ideal married life?
26. What is the most important thing for you? family life?
27. Why did you decide to get married?

5. Guess the word

Props:

leaves inscription on paper.

The bridesmaids write down a word on a piece of paper that is associated with family life and stick it on the bride’s forehead. The bride must use various questions to find out what the word is written on the sheet. Girlfriends should only answer “yes” or “no” to questions.

6. Past, present and future...

The task is that the bride must find her past, present and future on the street among passers-by.

The past is who she used to be. This may be due to former profession or the status of a bride. For example, an unmarried girl, a student, etc.

The present is what the bride has. You need to find a guy whose name is the same as the future husband of the bride.

The future is what awaits the bride. Need to find happy family with children.

7. Original declaration of love to the groom

The girlfriends come up with several completely unrelated words. The bride needs to compose an original declaration of love from these words and send it via SMS to her future husband.

For example, words bun, dye, doctor's, constitution.

Declaration of love:

I don't need to write doctorate dissertation,
And study legal norms Constitution,
To tell you words of declaration of love,
My beloved bun With dye!

My dear readers!

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I hope my works will help you have an unforgettable holiday that you will remember for a long time.

If you have a permanent boyfriend, then the thought has probably repeatedly occurred to you that one fine day you will become husband and wife. What if he proposes to you tomorrow? Will you accept him or are you not ready for family life yet? This little joke test will tell you how well you imagine life after marriage.

Imagine one day from your life together:

1. You prepared a surprise for your husband’s return from work. You made it, lit the candles, turned on romantic music and, undoubtedly, you expect that this evening will be full of love. And finally, your loved one comes and, instead of being happy, tells you that he is tired, wants to eat and watch a very important football match on TV. Are you ready to immediately forget about your romantic plans and do everything the way your husband wants?

2. You took a bath or shower and went to bed, after applying cream to your face and fragrant lotion to your body. You feel amazing and rely on these wonderful scents to help you sleep soundly. But suddenly your husband comes, who did not have time to bathe and brush his teeth (after all, he was watching a very important football match!), lies down next to you, taking up almost all the space on the bed, leaving you only a small piece of it, hugs you tightly and falls asleep. Are you ready to fall asleep peacefully, enjoying the snoring of your sleeping loved one?

3. Morning has come. You love to spend this time in silence, enjoying every minute of your free time: taking a bath, applying your favorite creams, doing your hair and makeup. But your husband constantly distracts you, believing that what you are doing is stupid, but the fact that you should cook him breakfast, iron his shirt and shine his shoes are essential matters. Are you ready to sacrifice the time allotted for your own beauty in order to make your loved one happy?

4. When you come home from work, you usually make low-calorie dishes rich in vitamins for dinner. But your husband demands that you cook meat dishes every day that are literally full of fat and cholesterol! He doesn’t take your moralizing about the dangers of such food seriously. Will you cook different dishes for you and for him?

5. In the evening, you like to sit quietly on the Internet, but your husband demands that you not use the computer, since he has things to do that are much more important than yours. But in fact, he himself calmly plays games and corresponds with classmates. Are you ready to give way to him and find other entertainment?

Answers:

If you answered all these questions “ No”, which means you’re still completely not ready for family life. Don't worry, the more time you spend with your boyfriend and the more you will have common interests, the faster you will become closer to each other and both will be ready to start a family.

If you are experiencing any of these situations ready to put up, then you already close to living with your loved one, but you need a little more time to finally get used to it.

If you answered all the questions “ Yes” means you are very much in love with your young man and is ready to turn a blind eye to everything just to please him. But you're not ready for real family life yet, because over time the feelings will fade a little, and it will be very difficult for you to cope with everyday life.

If you are ready for family life, then the correct answer to all these questions is “ Yes, but on the condition that…" or " Yes, if…”, because marriage is a constant search for compromise, and if you are ready to accept your spouse for who he is, and he is ready to endure all your whims, then you will always be happy together!

Wedding competitions are needed to relieve tension that may arise between unfamiliar guests and to create a relaxed atmosphere. After all, guests come to a wedding not only to enjoy the delicious dishes of the wedding table, but also to have a lot of fun and share with the newlyweds the most joyful day of their married life together.

The bride and groom are rightfully considered the main persons of the wedding celebration, and that is why the competition for the bride and groom at the wedding can be called the most interesting points of the festive scenario.

Preparing wedding competitions is considered a difficult and responsible task.

The purpose of a fun competitive competition is not only the desire to surprise and delight wedding guests with funny practical jokes, but also to introduce all relatives and guests of the wedding event to each other. Therefore, the newlyweds and the host diligently think through interesting and diverse fun competitions in advance.

Almost all wedding ceremonies are not complete without traditional jokes. wedding games and competitions.

These include:

bride price. For this fun competition you will need special “tasty” props - champagne, sweets, boxes of chocolate or their monetary equivalent. One team of “sellers from the bride’s camp” meets another team of “buyers” - supporters of the groom and comes up with various comic tests for the future spouse that he must pass for the sake of his chosen one;
wedding fortune-telling to determine the gender of the first-born in a young family. For this competition you need cabbage and a silver coin. Whoever finds the coin first among the newlyweds determines the gender of the unborn child. Another version of this fun competition will require different props: baby hats blue color and pink. Guests are invited to choose the future gender of the child, and to do this, put a small amount of money in the corresponding headdress. The competition ends by counting the banknotes in each cap. Whichever hat contains the most money, the same gender will be the first-born of the young couple;
the touching custom of lighting a candle at the family hearth, in which the parents of the newlyweds and the bride and groom are directly involved. The meaning of this ritual is the symbolic transfer of the warmth and comfort of the parental home to the newlyweds.

Of particular interest at a wedding is the fun competition for the bride and groom.

The couple will have to go through humorous and funny tests, a kind of test of readiness for married life together.

Newlyweds need to show their abilities and skills in everyday life everyday life decide who is the head of the family, show your caring and demonstrate your mutual love.

Competition tasks are conducted in a fun and playful manner. The most interesting competition is a fun verbal competition of questions and answers. Questions about the responsibilities of the bride and groom are written in advance on pieces of paper. Questions for the bride and groom can be of different content. For example, it is appropriate to ask the bride the following questions:

How many dishes will you cook for your beloved husband?
How many glasses of champagne can you drink?
How long can you talk to your friend on the phone?
How many fur coats would you like to have?
How many times will you forgive your beloved husband?
Do you agree to have three or more children?
Do you like the Kama Sutra?
Will you look at other people's men?

Options for humorous answers are prepared in advance on paper cards, which are placed on a special beautiful tray.

To answer, the toastmaster invites the bride and groom to choose any card and read it aloud.

Funny answers cause laughter and cheerful exclamations from wedding guests. The bride's answers may be as follows:

That's all I think about.
On payday.
I can, but only in another room.
Interesting to try.
No more than once.
You can try it.

You can ask the groom the following questions:

What's your wife's favorite dish?
How much alcohol can you drink without getting drunk?
Would you like to spend your entire honeymoon in your marital bedroom?
How many times a day will you say kind words to your wife?
Will you be vacationing with your wife in the Bahamas?
Do you agree to have three children?
Will you serve your wife coffee in bed?
Who will earn money in the family?

Sample humorous answers from the groom:

I'm always ready.
Don't dream.
Just for you.
Don't rub salt in my wound.
Only for you, my love.
Only me and no one else.
Next time.

The last question to the newlyweds will definitely be the toastmaster’s address to the bride and groom: “How many times, in your opinion, will the guests shout “Bitter!” to you? Having heard the newlyweds’ answer, the guests begin to shout “Bitter!”, after which the bride and groom kiss each other.

Questions should be extremely tactful and funny enough to maintain the festive mood of the wedding and not confuse the newlyweds.

Distribution of responsibilities

You can find out in a humorous way the degree of preparedness of the newlyweds for life together with the help of a fun competition on the distribution of responsibilities in the family.

This interesting wedding tournament of newlyweds is held in the form of interesting and sometimes unexpected questions and funny comic answers.

The format of the competition on the knowledge and distribution of responsibilities of the bride and groom can be different. Most often, this interesting competition is carried out in the following variants:

Notes. The toastmaster brings out pre-prepared notes with the household duties of the newlyweds. Each piece of paper is folded in such a way that the phrases written on them are not visible to anyone. The notes are either in a wide, beautiful box or on a tray.

The bride and groom take turns choosing notes for themselves and reading out their upcoming duties.

The note begins with the words: “I will...” and reads out what duty they will perform. For example:

Wash dirty dishes.
Take out the trash can.
Earn money for the family.
Play “tank” for days.
Give birth to children.
Do laundry.
Prepare and bring breakfast in bed.
Talk for hours on the phone.
Breastfeed your baby.
Go fishing with friends.
Knit hats and socks for children.
Watch TV for hours.
Play football with friends.

You can come up with a large number of interesting questions, but the answers of the newlyweds will be even more interesting.

Definitely, cheerful laughter will cause the bride’s answer about the obligation: “I will fight for days in the online game “Tanks.”

Numbers. Another option for holding a competition about the distribution of household responsibilities is to replace the leaves with prepared answers with cards with numbers. The bride and groom, in response to the presenter’s proposed questions, take a card with numbers, which lie numbers down, and show it instead of answering.

Random digital responses to funny questions cause cheerful laughter and applause among guests. For example, the toastmaster asks the groom a question about continuing the honeymoon, and the groom pulls out a card with the number 100.

This means that the young spouse agrees not to leave the marital bedroom for one hundred days.

You can prepare questions for the bride:

How many times will you kiss your husband when you meet?
How many times will you forgive your spouse?
How much champagne can you drink without getting drunk?
How many dishes will you prepare?
How much time will it take you to prepare for a trip to the cinema or theater?

To know each other

A happy family union is created loving people who know each other well. At the wedding, as a humorous test, the newlyweds are asked to undergo several funny tests. The script may contain several types of funny and original competitions for the newlywed. For example:

"Love Letter" For this competition you need a small props: a hat and small plates made of thick paper with the names of individual parts of the body: arm, leg, shoulder, eyes, nose, ears. The presenter sets the groom the task of reading to his bride a pre-prepared love letter with an address to his beloved with spaces in the text. The groom begins to read the address and takes a sign out of his hat to insert the missing word. The phrase “Darling, I really want to look into your beautiful ones (and pulls out a note with the word “ears”) causes loud and cheerful laughter from the audience.
Competition for the bride “Sew the groom’s outfit out of nothing.” The toastmaster offers the bride a roll toilet paper and offers to make a tie out of it for the young spouse with one condition - to spend the entire roll of paper for this. Wedding guests are encouraged to count paper turns to create a tie around the groom's neck. How many turns - how many kisses a bride should give to her betrothed.

The most common competitions are comic competitions involving guessing the bride and groom among other wedding guests.

Guess the bride by her leg, arm, kiss

In the fun competition “Guess Your Betrothed by Her Legs,” a blindfolded groom will have to recognize the bride by the contestants’ bare legs just above the knee. When the groom is blindfolded, the participants change places, and several men sit down with them to laugh.

The bride is replaced by another girl. Accompanied by cheerful music, the groom touches the legs of the participants with his hands, thus identifying his bride. A competition to determine the bride's hand is held in a similar way. Women can participate in this competition different ages: from grandmothers to girls.

For the “Recognize the Bride by a Kiss” competition, several representatives of the fair sex are invited, including the bride. The Groom is seated on a chair, blindfolded and asked to recognize the bride by a kiss. The bride always kisses. There is another variation of this fun competition. The newlywed leaves the wedding hall for a while.

The toastmaster invites the bride and other participants in the competition to leave an imprint of their lips on the paper. The groom must find his beloved's kiss on paper.

Recognize the groom by his voice, ear

To conduct the “Recognize Me, Darling” competition, the toastmaster suggests that the bride turn away or blindfold her.

Several helium-filled balloons are used as props. Male participants, among whom will be a young spouse, are invited to say the phrase: “Darling, I love you so much!” through a helium balloon.

The bride must recognize her groom among the changed votes of the competition participants. Another recognition option is to guess the newlywed by his earlobe. The blindfolded bride must guess her young husband among several competitors. Participants sit on chairs and expose their ears to the newlywed for inspection.

During this funny competition, the toastmaster comments on the funny search with funny and witty remarks.

A very funny and interesting wedding competition for newlyweds:

At a wedding celebration, comic tournaments of the newlyweds in a humorous and amusing form allow guests to relax and have fun in a relaxed atmosphere. Cool, fun competitions create a unique atmosphere of a festive celebration. Do you agree with this statement?

Test: are you ready for family life?
(Brownie)
Will family ties be a burden to you if you decide to start a family? And are you capable of true intimacy? After all, a marriage, even the happiest one, has its ups and downs.
Some are better able to cope with difficulties, others worse. And what qualities are needed to make a marriage happy? Answer our questions - and forward to the secrets of your soul!
Choose the appropriate answer to each question: A – 3 points, b – 2 points, c – 1 point.
1. Do you like people who don’t hide their feelings? A - yes, b - sometimes, c - no.
2. Do you prefer to communicate with people from whom you can learn something useful? A - no, b - sometimes, c - yes.
3. When a friend tells you about a sad event, such as the death of a close relative or the loss of a job, do you feel uneasy and try to change the topic of conversation? A - sometimes, b - perhaps, c - always.
4. Are you only friends with people who like to do the same things as you? A - no, b - perhaps, c - yes.
5. Will you feel awkward if the person with whom you came to the cinema bursts into tears during the screening, and decide to yourself that you will never go to the cinema with him again? A - no, b - maybe, c - yes.
6. If on a first date most of the evening was spent talking, do you consider such an evening wasted? A - no, b - sometimes, c - yes.
7. Will you be satisfied with the conversation if your interlocutor did most of the talking? A - yes, b - sometimes, c - no.
8. Would you sign up for sports section at work in order to meet new people? A - yes, b - maybe, c - no.
9. Do you feel the need to tell everything about your past love affairs to your new lover? A – always, b – sometimes, c – never.
10. Do you want to achieve some physical intimacy on the first date? A - yes, b - depends on the circumstances, c - no.
11. Do you feel awkward when going somewhere without a queue? A - no, b - sometimes, c - yes.
12. Do you think that the man should be the first to invite you on a date? A - always b - sometimes, c - never.
13. Do surprises (whether pleasant or unpleasant) confuse you? A - never, b - sometimes, c - always.
14. Do you prefer to do something together rather than alone? A - yes, b - sometimes, c - no.
15. Do you agree that relationships depend primarily on how people behave with each other in everyday life? A - yes, b - maybe, c - no.
16. Would you go to gym together with your superiors just to increase your chances of promotion? A - yes, b - maybe, c - never
17. Would you date a person who does not share your food preferences or your ideas about cultural recreation? A - no, b - maybe, c - yes.
18. Don’t you think that you participate in the public life of the team only in order not to cause gossip? A - no, b - it happens, c - yes.
19. Imagine that you went on a first date to an amusement park, and suddenly your date gets seasick. Would you be indignant that the walk was hopelessly ruined, and immediately part ways and go home? A – never, b – perhaps, c – yes.
20. Do you keep secrets from close friends? A - no, b - when and how, c - yes.
Results
It's time to find out what your chances are for a successful marriage. Intimacy refers to fairly close relationships, not just sexual ones.
50 – 60: You get close to people easily. Don't be afraid to appear in front of them as you really are. The state of falling in love is pleasant and natural for you; at the same time, you do not experience the fear of losing independence or being rejected.
36 – 49: It is not so easy for you to establish close relationships with anyone, although you certainly want to find a companion on life path. A little more self-confidence, and your fear of marriage, if not completely disappearing, will become almost invisible.
20 - 35: maybe you would like to have loved one, but the very thought of getting closer scares you. You will have to work on yourself, for example, learn to communicate with people, before you take such a serious step as entering into a marriage.