Happy birthday young man short funny. Funny short funny birthday greetings to a friend

On your happy birthday
I sincerely wish:
Happiness, joy, fun
And love without end!
Let your wallet be fat,
Holidays - in the Canary Islands.
Let women love you
Drink love nectars.

You are a wonderful person
Always be aware of this!
Kind, high intelligence,
There are answers to everything.
Happy birthday to you!
Get high from life.
Let your friends be nearby
And a solid business.

Happy birthday
And for you, dude, I wish:
Plant trees in the garden,
About fifty pieces!
Give birth to ten sons,
Don't give bribes to anyone.
Build a house or two,
You are a man anywhere!

May your birthday be fun
And may your life be bright.
Remain inseparable from your beloved
Let the problems be no bigger than an ant!
Get drunk on the sweet life, not on hops!
Be as handsome as Brad Pitt.
And relax only in expensive hotels,
Don't come across the word "scarcity"!

Today we celebrate your birthday.
Don't let your glass be dry!
Live in abundance, buy yachts.
Let it not be life, but just paradise!
Get yourself an island in the ocean
And a villa, and in a cool area.
Suppose you own several cars.
After all, there are few men like you in life!

Today we celebrate your birthday!
Relax and don't trust the calendar!
You are young - both in body and soul.
Be happy both in summer and winter.
May a bag of money fall to you
And relax all the time in Miami.
Let a distant relative give you a limousine,
And we are friends, we will add money for your gasoline.

Happy birthday, dear,
Let the troubles go away.
Let him bite while fishing
Owns an airplane
Let all the women stick to you,
The day will not be the same.
And may it be in your destiny
It will be the way you want it!

Today is your birthday
I wish in your ear:
May your wishes come true
The bad will be forgotten.
Buy yourself a BMW
Don't be on a woman's chain.
Don't forget your friends
And let life be more fun.

Birthday is the best holiday
We'll all get stuck in alcohol.
And while still conscious
Listen to the wishes:
Be tough like Doyle
Buy yourself a second house,
Prosper in business
What you missed - make up for it!

Today is your birthday
We are happy to celebrate it with you!
May you always be lucky in love,
Become a millionaire in a year.
Let your health not fail you,
And sadness will not touch your eyes.
Love and always be loved
Love and sex are inseparable!

Today we celebrate a great holiday
And we sincerely wish you all:
May life be overtaken by joy, and great
Luck will be in your destiny.
We would like to meet the Genie,
Make a couple of good fairies fall in love with you.
And don’t encounter treachery in life!
Become healthier every day!

Happy birthday to you,
And with all my heart I wish:
Brand new Mercedes in the garage
And a young goddess in a negligee.
And everything you need in life,
Health and a huge salary.

My bosom friend,
Celebrates birth.
Smart, cute
God's creation.
There is a wife and children
Everything is in a bundle, as it should be.
The sun is shining in the sky,
Decent salary.
I wish you
So that the soul plays,
So that everything in life
It stood without interference.

On a man's birthday
We don't count wrinkles
And we want to wish!
So that life would be perfect!
The bed should be soft.
So that sex is only mutual,
The act in the play is so long,
So that breakfast is hot,
And good luck to you in everything.
There’s also a big dacha outside the city,
And a fast, steel car.
And for a woman to be beautiful,
Who is called a wife.

I wish you walking boots,
I wish you an airplane carpet.
And a bag of money and good weather,
A beautiful car and a southern resort.
The man doesn't count the years that have passed
He's a free man, he wants to fly,
I wish you endless freedom.
Until the anti-aircraft gun hits my wife.

There is cognac on the table,
Sausage cut.
Birthday is a sign
Life will be like a fairy tale.
You will live in it for a long time,
Swim in gold.
Raise children in health,
Yes, kiss my sweetheart.

I'll take the cards in my hands,
I'll lay it on you.
I see a dacha in Crimea
And the old fireplace,
You are sitting by the fireplace,
I see a lady nearby.
You smoke a cigar
Dearest.
“Meren” is standing under the window.
That's it, as you wish.
The map tells the truth
You'll soon find out for yourself.
And while we're at the table
We celebrate the birth
We'll pour ourselves a glass.
And we wish you happiness.

A man is an engine, he is like a machine,
A man is like a bullet and like a float.
A man is a problem, a man is a spring.
A man is a thinker, a man is a player.
It is created for sex, food and hunting.
It is created for affection and feminine care.
We wish you dreams come true,
Lie on your favorite couch more often.
And if you still have to get up.
We wish to save the universe immediately.
And if suddenly gloomy days come,
Pick up the phone and call your friends.

You are a man and that says it all
You are the bright sun, and the woman is the planet.
A woman must revolve around you,
And be always warmed by your warmth.
I wish you to burn and shine forever.
To be forever loved and to love forever.
And we gather once a year at the table,
For this we poured, for this we drink.

A man always wants the real thing
Cold beer and hot sex.
Brilliant career, big salary,
After all, he is Superman, a real hero.
Let me congratulate you and hug you,
And I wish you happiness and love.

What does a man want?
Yes, just a little.
So that the sun smiles at him in the morning.
And so that the car never breaks down,
And to have enough health and strength.
Yes, so that the wife wears “mink” for a long time.
This is what we wish for you
And happy birthday to you today!

Happy birthday to you, friend.
You are a great friend, a real kid.
Believe me, everything will work out as you wish,
This is why you live in the world.
We'll be close, you know.
Let us help you make your dreams come true!
Let's not be sad and pour a little.
It’s great that we live in the world!

Go boldly and not take a step back,
Try to be happy every day.
Money is not the main thing, you know perfectly well.
The main thing is joy and the main thing is happiness!
Not everything in life can be simply bought.
I wish you, friend, only to be happy.
Let there be no place for sadness in your heart.
And the Angel constantly protects you.
There is a reason to congratulate you today,
Happy birthday to you, real man!

To the most beautiful in both soul and body
most sincere wishes to the man
and Happy Birthday!

I wish you happiness and goodness,
Light, peace and love blooming,
Do not be sad anywhere and never,
And not just on your birthday.

Happy birthday to you,
Happy this bright and joyful day!
And today in the hours of inspiration
Let's sit next to each other and sing a song.

We celebrate your birthday today.
And so as not to flatter you at all,
I’ll tell you the truth: “Literally everyone
We are not allowed to be sad."

Happy Birthday to you
And I wish that you
Every time on my birthday
He brought me flowers as a gift.

I wish you a sea of ​​light
Joy in life and a lot of money,
So that every night until dawn
I was happy with you.

I hasten to congratulate you, dear,
Happy Birthday
And wish while you’re young,
Love and passion to the point of oblivion.

Happy birthday to you.
And now I will say without delay:
“I wanted to get stars from the sky,
But I can’t take them off so high,
And your cognac will shine like stars.

Today is your anniversary.
Well, why are you delaying?
Pour some vodka. Well, be brave.
Let's start celebrating the holiday,
Our mutual friends
We will meet together.
You will kiss them
And I accept gifts from them.
Happy birthday!

I'll give you the whole world
And the stars, and I blow without regret,
And everything you point to.
And today is your birthday
I give you these modest flowers.

Happy birthday,
I wish you a sea of ​​happiness.
May your guardian angel fly over you
And saves you from all sorts of troubles everywhere,
So that grief does not happen,
So that happiness does not break.

Do you remember when you went fishing?
We caught a crucian carp.
They took it in their hands and examined it,
It turned out - Ivasya.
On your birthday
I drink to you while fishing!

On your birthday
I wish you courage
Long-term commonwealth,
So a friend can come
And always find you.
For our long lasting friendship!

I'm not addicted to vodka,
But I want to drink to you.
I raise my glass
And I shout to the whole huge hall:
" Happy birthday!
I want to wish you
Turns in life's destiny,
For her to turn around
And your soul smiled."

Happy Birthday!
May your guardian angel
protects you
And your family and monastery,
So as not to break into the house
No robber.
May you live a peaceful life in the world,
I always wanted to, and I always could.

Let a ray of sunshine wake you up,
May health come to you,
Let the soul sing with happiness,
And all bad weather passes.
Happy birthday!

What can I wish for you? Don't know.
Maybe wealth? Unearthly love?
You have everything. I answer.
Just live and be next to me.
Happy birthday!

Birthdays are fun
Lots of gifts, flowers and laughter,
And the years go by, but they are not a hindrance
For complete happiness, love and success.

Short funny poems for a man, birthday greetings

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Other congratulations

  • Touching happy birthday greetings to a woman in prose

    I wish you to become an ideal woman, and you will succeed after you marry an ideal man. A caring and loving husband is the greatest happiness

  • Beautiful poems congratulating your sister on her birthday

    You are beautiful, like a nymph. The gods of Olympus may envy you. Everyone wants to be beautiful like you. Sister, you can conquer anyone.

  • Happy birthday greetings to nephew from aunt

    I wish you to grow up to be a smart boy. I wish you to respect your elders. I wish you to love your mom and dad and, of course, not to forget about your aunt.

  • Short SMS congratulations to a girl on her birthday

    The most important thing in life is health and family, children's laughter and household chores, a beloved and caring husband, loyal friends and a good job. May you have all this and bring you joy and happiness.

  • Beautiful short birthday greetings to mom

    My kind, affectionate, beloved, beloved, caring, gentle and unique. You are the most beautiful to me. Please accept my warmest congratulations on your birthday. I am grateful to fate that my mother is exactly like this. You are my joy, pride and happiness.

Grains of sand are seconds, moments pass!
Today is your birthday!
We wish you to always be a man,
And even at the age of a hundred, love women passionately!

Happy Birthday! Be rich
Happy from head to toe!
Smile widely
And let life be easy!

Be as healthy as a bull, but without horns!
Be brave like a musketeer, but without enemies!
Be as young as a youth, but wise as a sage!
And on your birthday, eat, drink, dance and sing!

We wish that you always want,
Slept, loved and could!
And on your birthday, whatever you wanted,
May it come true as soon as possible!

We want to pull your ears!
We'll eat all the treats today!
Let's have a drink and a snack! We wish you good health,
After all, Happy Birthday to you!

On your birthday I wish:
Let the children not misbehave
Let the wife be obedient
Mother-in-law will be the best!

Feel younger every year,
Although the age in the passport, alas, cannot be erased!
We are not allowed to return to childhood, but still,
On your birthday, I wish you not to grow old!

The older you get,
So much the better, more attractive!
You are gold, treasure,
Smart, handsome, attentive!
I wish you on your birthday
Smiles and fun,
Love and inspiration,
Good luck and good luck!

Cars and war games are all a thing of the past,
But still, birthday boy, dream about good things!
Let everything work out easily, quickly, simply!
Family happiness, career growth!

It's not Mercedes that adorns a man,
And strong words, actions, intelligence and honor!
But on your birthday it won’t hurt,
After all, it’s always better when you have a car!

I wish you a lot of strength
Moral and physical!
May your birthday be yours
Fun, fantastic!

Sultry brunette, fragile blonde
Or maybe the redhead will melt the ice in your heart?
I wish you on your birthday, finally,
So that you can lead at least one down the aisle!

Mom is expecting grandchildren from you,
Projects are waiting at work!
Well, I wish you
Happy Birthday!

You've gained weight since you were born,
And now he has become such an interesting man!
Now you have more than three kilograms of happiness,
And thirty times more! Not an ounce of flaws!

Stay so amazing
And you have an amazing character!
On your birthday, be the most joyful!
I'll give you a sweet kiss!

Short funny poems for a man's birthday
Short, funny poems for a man’s birthday, which are collected in abundance on the “WORLD OF CONGRATULATIONS” website, will make even a serious birthday boy smile.

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On your happy birthday
I sincerely wish:
Happiness, joy, fun
And love without end!
Let your wallet be fat,
Holidays - in the Canary Islands.
Let women love you
Drink love nectars.

You are a wonderful person
Always be aware of this!
Kind, high intelligence,
There are answers to everything.
Happy birthday to you!
Get high from life.
Let your friends be nearby
And a solid business.

Happy birthday
And for you, dude, I wish:
Plant trees in the garden,
About fifty pieces!
Give birth to ten sons,
Don't give bribes to anyone.
Build a house or two,
You are a man anywhere!

May your birthday be fun
And may your life be bright.
Remain inseparable from your beloved
Let the problems be no bigger than an ant!
Get drunk on the sweet life, not on hops!
Be as handsome as Brad Pitt.
And relax only in expensive hotels,
Don't come across the word "scarcity"!

Today we celebrate your birthday.
Don't let your glass be dry!
Live in abundance, buy yachts.
Let it not be life, but just paradise!
Get yourself an island in the ocean
And a villa, and in a cool area.
Suppose you own several cars.
After all, there are few men like you in life!

Today we celebrate your birthday!
Relax and don't trust the calendar!
You are young - both in body and soul.
Be happy both in summer and winter.
May a bag of money fall to you
And relax all the time in Miami.
Let a distant relative give you a limousine,
And we are friends, we will add money for your gasoline.

Happy birthday, dear,
Let the troubles go away.
Let him bite while fishing
Owns an airplane
Let all the women stick to you,
The day will not be the same.
And may it be in your destiny
It will be the way you want it!

Today is your birthday
I wish in your ear:
May your wishes come true
The bad will be forgotten.
Buy yourself a BMW
Don't be on a woman's chain.
Don't forget your friends
And let life be more fun.

Birthday is the best holiday
We'll all get stuck in alcohol.
And while still conscious
Listen to the wishes:
Be tough like Doyle
Buy yourself a second house,
Prosper in business
What you missed - make up for it!

Today is your birthday
We are happy to celebrate it with you!
May you always be lucky in love,
Become a millionaire in a year.
Let your health not fail you,
And sadness will not touch your eyes.
Love and always be loved
Love and sex are inseparable!

Today we celebrate a great holiday
And we sincerely wish you all:
May life be overtaken by joy, and great
Luck will be in your destiny.
We would like to meet the Genie,
Make a couple of good fairies fall in love with you.
And don’t encounter treachery in life!
Become healthier every day!

Happy birthday to you,
And with all my heart I wish:
Brand new Mercedes in the garage
And a young goddess in a negligee.
And everything you need in life,
Health and a huge salary.

My bosom friend,
Celebrates birth.
Smart, cute
God's creation.
There is a wife and children
Everything is in a bundle, as it should be.
The sun is shining in the sky,
Decent salary.
I wish you
So that the soul plays,
So that everything in life
It stood without interference.

On a man's birthday
We don't count wrinkles
And we want to wish!
So that life would be perfect!
The bed should be soft.
So that sex is only mutual,
The act in the play is so long,
So that breakfast is hot,
And good luck to you in everything.
There’s also a big dacha outside the city,
And a fast, steel car.
And for a woman to be beautiful,
Who is called a wife.

I wish you walking boots,
I wish you an airplane carpet.
And a bag of money and good weather,
A beautiful car and a southern resort.
The man doesn't count the years that have passed
He's a free man, he wants to fly,
I wish you endless freedom.
Until the anti-aircraft gun hits my wife.

There is cognac on the table,
Sausage cut.
Birthday is a sign
Life will be like a fairy tale.
You will live in it for a long time,
Swim in gold.
Raise children in health,
Yes, kiss my sweetheart.

I'll take the cards in my hands,
I'll lay it on you.
I see a dacha in Crimea
And the old fireplace,
You are sitting by the fireplace,
I see a lady nearby.
You smoke a cigar
Dearest.
“Meren” is standing under the window.
That's it, as you wish.
The map tells the truth
You'll soon find out for yourself.
While we're at the table
We celebrate the birth
We'll pour a glass.
And we wish you happiness.

A man is an engine, he is like a machine,
A man is like a bullet and like a float.
A man is a problem, a man is a spring.
A man is a thinker, a man is a player.
It is created for sex, food and hunting.
It is created for affection and feminine care.
We wish you dreams come true,
Lie on your favorite couch more often.
And if you still have to get up.
We wish to save the universe immediately.
And if suddenly gloomy days come,
Pick up the phone and call your friends.

You are a man and that says it all
You are the bright sun, and the woman is the planet.
A woman must revolve around you,
And be always warmed by your warmth.
I wish you to burn and shine forever.
To be forever loved and to love forever.
And we gather once a year at the table,
For this we poured, for this we drink.

A man always wants the real thing
Cold beer and hot sex.
Brilliant career, big salary,
After all, he is Superman, a real hero.
Let me congratulate you and hug you,
And I wish you happiness and love.

What does a man want?
Yes, just a little.
So that the sun smiles at him in the morning.
And so that the car never breaks down,
And to have enough health and strength.
Yes, so that the wife wears “mink” for a long time.
This is what we wish for you
And happy birthday to you today!

Happy birthday to you, friend.
You are a great friend, a real kid.
Believe me, everything will work out as you wish,
This is why you live in the world.
We'll be close, you know.
Let us help you make your dreams come true!
Let's not be sad and pour a little.
It’s great that we live in the world!

Go boldly and not take a step back,
Try to be happy every day.
Money is not the main thing, you know perfectly well.
The main thing is joy and the main thing is happiness!
Not everything in life can be simply bought.
I wish you, friend, only to be happy.
Let there be no place for sadness in your heart.
And the Angel constantly protects you.
There is a reason to congratulate you today,
Happy birthday to you, real man!

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May your mood be wonderful. May you never be tormented by doubts. Let your eyes glow with happiness, And let the house not be visited by bad weather.

I wish you with all my heart to always bask in the smiles of your friends! Don't be sad, don't worry, laugh at your problems! Good health and peace! Always be kind and happy! And may the sun shine only for you at this hour!

I congratulate you, my former lover. What can I wish you, perhaps give a new girl the happiness, love and care that you could not give me. I haven’t been angry with you for a long time, all the pain has gone away.

Girlfriend, I wish you all the best. Namely, so that stockings do not tear, nails do not break, weight does not gain, and men do not offend. Bloom and smell, regardless of weather conditions and everyday adversities.

Your bright gaze fills even the cloudiest day with sunshine. Let a light breeze caress your gorgeous hair today, reminding you of the incredible tenderness that lives in my heart towards you.

Short funny poems for a man, birthday greetings
May your birthday be not boring and may your life be bright. Remain inseparable from your beloved. Let the problems be no more than an ant!

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I am my man
On his birthday
I will give you a dream country
As a reward for your patience! ©

I wish you one thing
Dear man,
So that you, like great wine,
And at the age of a hundred he was himself! ©

I wish you a bright and carefree life,
More money, eternal youth.
Good luck, affection, warmth, luck,
Happy birthday to you today. ©

On a wonderful holiday - birthday,
I wish you health, happiness, inspiration.
To be loved, to be hugged very tightly,
And so that your cherished dreams come true. ©

I want to give a man
I am the summer sun
I will heal your soul
How coquettishly I will say nothing! ©

On this birthday
I'll give you, man,
Joy and luck
And Kandelaki Tina! ©

And I wish you only happiness,
Care, tenderness, love and passion.
Let the champagne flow like a river,
And everything was smeared with caviar. ©

I wish that happiness never ends,
And may your dreams always be easy.
And have fun through life from the heart,
Always shine with a sincere smile. ©

Let the problems run away
May success await you
My man, I adore you
And I give you endless happiness! ©

I wish you
My man is golden
So that your soul dances
Foxtrot and rock and roll! ©

Let luck follow you,
After all, today is your birthday.
I wish you a lot of money and intimacy,
And may trouble always pass by. ©

I wish you good health,
May your life be filled with love.
And so that in your personal life,
Everything was always great. ©

I'll give it to you now
Dear man,
Unreal edges
Where does love hang out? ©

On this birthday
Let your eyes burn
I'll give you, man, summer,
And paradise islands! ©

Today is your jam day,
I wish you a sweet life and good luck.
I wish you happiness, peace, warmth,
And may all your cherished dreams come true. ©

Congratulations to the birthday boy today,
I wish you a great life.
In life, to pursue success,
Love, hope, faith, peace and laughter. ©

I wish you loudly
Charming man
So that I give birth to your child,
And everything will be wonderful! ©

On my thirtieth birthday,
You are a little rumpled,
But you, man, deserve it
A surge of intimate strength! ©

Happy birthday to a real man,
I wish you love, to be happy for no reason.
Always travel around the world, crisis, so as not to be afraid,
Rejoice, be cheerful, and smile throughout life. ©

Happy birthday with all my heart,
You are a wonderful man, without a doubt.
Today you can get drunk for free,
Eat a piece of cake and have fun. ©

I wish you
The man is awesome
So that your eyes sparkle with happiness,
On your birthday! ©

I just wish it like that
Not with a hint, just
So that you achieve, eccentric,
Man, career growth! ©

A wonderful and glorious man,
I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday,
I wish you to be happy for no reason,
And let luck follow you. ©

I want to congratulate you on Jam Day,
May there be many adventures in life,
Let everything in life just work out,
And may luck smile soon. ©

On the birthday hour
I would like to hang out
You, man, are simply class,
Let me love you! ©

Funny short birthday greetings for a man
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Lots of cold beer + salted fish to go with it,
so that sex lasts as long as possible, nothing irritates you!

Brilliant victories, happiness, joy,
Let all plans become reality,
After all, there are no unattainable goals
For a real man!

You are a real warrior
You're a solid man.
We congratulate you,
After all, we have a reason.

Happy birthday! I wish you not to worry for no reason, always have a cheerful appearance, I wish you a life without sadness, and generally not knowing where it hurts!

A lot of happiness, a lot of money,
May you be rich in luck.
I wish you on your birthday,
An easy life without barriers.

On a special day you are held in high esteem,
It's your birthday
Be the same man, you
I congratulate you.

With all my heart, without verbosity, I wish you happiness and health!

We want to wish you
For this birthday
May every day be wonderful
And the year is full of luck!

Let Fortune become your most faithful lover! And since it is not in our power to stop the years, so be it, the more years, the more happiness!

May you always have money and fame in your hands, may love live in your heart, and may peace reign in your soul. And in such harmony I wish you to live up to a hundred years.

For a big ship, a long voyage!
Just don't forget about the quiet harbor,
Where they wait for you, where you are loved,
Dear and irreplaceable to everyone!

I wish you: not a drop of sorrow, not a step towards old age, but only vigor, health, joy!

On this wonderful day, I wish you, as the birthday boy, happiness and health! I wish you success, good luck, rest easy and work hard! May you encounter joy more often, may you be lucky and everything will work out!

We wish you joy on your holiday! There is so much goodness, warmth and happiness to you that it will last for a hundred years!

You were born in a shirt, boy,
But avoid empty struggle.
Be the first and always “on the beat”
Master of your own destiny!

We wish you spiritual vigor, success in everyday life, good health always, and never lose heart!

I wish you strength for many years to come
And let your gun stand
And there were friends nearby
Happy birthday to you!

Be healthy, happy and cheerful! I wish that the table is full of dishes, I wish you a lot of fun and songs - and that you find good luck!

Be cheerful, lucky, and of course be happy!
On this beautiful and joyful day - forget all your worries!

Congratulations to a Man Short SMS Happy Birthday
Short SMS congratulations to a man on his birthday will be very useful if it is not possible to attend the holiday and say beautiful, pleasant and kind words to the birthday boy in person. A congratulation sent via SMS does not always express all the warmth, tenderness and tenderness with which I would like to congratulate a person, so you need to be very careful about his choice. It is important to express your thoughts in just a few sentences and wish the birthday boy only the best and most joyful events in his life. It is not always possible to come up with such an SMS, which has a deep enough meaning, on your own, so people often turn to professional help. Competent and qualified authors have compiled for you a wide variety of heartfelt and tear-touching SMS congratulations, after reading which you will definitely find the one that suits your birthday.

Congratulations! And I wish
So that the girls adore
A fellow like you!
And at work they pay like this
So that the wallet is not enough!

So that the salary is big,
May your health not fail you!
Be distinguished by your strength, intelligence,
Be kind, loved, happy.

Great holiday, great day,
You have become exactly one year older,
Let everything be on the personal front
Great, cool, no worries.

We congratulate you,
Let all the nonsense go away
Work tirelessly
And you strive for heights.

Wishing you strength and courage and patience on your birthday
I so want you to be healthy, so that you don’t know about grief.
I wish you happiness, courage, love, goodness.
May your life be generous with cool gifts!

Funny birthday greetings for a guy

Always good health,
I wish you love, strong friendship,
Easy and simple work,

The older you get,
So much the better, more attractive!
You are gold, treasure,
Smart, handsome, attentive!
I wish you on your birthday
Smiles and fun,
Love and inspiration,
Good luck and good luck!

Cars and war games are all a thing of the past,
But still, birthday boy, dream about good things!
Let everything work out easily, quickly, simply!
Family happiness, career growth!

It's not Mercedes that adorns a man,
And strong words, actions, intelligence and honor!
But on your birthday it won’t hurt,
After all, it’s always better when you have a car!

I wish you a lot of strength
Moral and physical!
May your birthday be yours
Fun, fantastic!

Smart, honest, creative -
You are the only one we have.
I want to wish you triumph
I am today, on Men's Day!

Life is an obstinate roulette
The stake in it is a lesson from fate.
On Men's Day I wish you -
Be lucky, player.

Let your shot be accurate,
The carabiner doesn’t cheat,
Hit the target beautifully
I wish on men's day.

Your birth is simply a celebration of the century,
You always succeed in everything grandly.
There is no more perfect person next to us,
Who will definitely always achieve his goal!

Live as long and as beautifully as possible,
Live as brightly and happily as possible!
I wish you never to lose heart,
Everywhere, in everything, always succeed!

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It's a cool car to drive,
Relax at resorts,
Always be successful, strong,
Forget all the bad things!

On your holiday I wish you strength,
To break down obstacles.
Let there always be a desire
Live, fight and love.

Let success inspire your soul,
And let any business submit to you!
Learn, play, dream and have fun!
May life give you luck!

My beloved, congratulations,
And I wish you
Be incredibly happy with everything,
Sometimes, at least at night.

Being a boss is held in high esteem
Everyone at work knows.
You are a worthy citizen,
A good rank on the account!

Wishing you victories and good luck on your birthday!
Feel like the captain of fate!
May your achievements be priceless
On life's bright, beautiful path!

May variations of happiness
Make life colorful
And the probability of luck
It will always be one hundred percent!

My dear, dear, beloved,
I admit sometimes I'm afraid
Why are you so unique?
I almost pray for you.

Strength and power merged into one,
A nice boss and a kind man,
Receive congratulations from us today,
On this festive day, on your birthday.

We wish you to always shine
And never lost heart!
So that you live brightly and don’t grieve.
And may he live to see his great-grandchildren!

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I wish you great happiness,
Become successful in everything and stronger in spirit,
There is a lot of joy in the heart and less bad weather,
Live long and have true friends.

Always good health,
I wish you love, strong friendship,
Easy and simple work,
Fly towards your dream like an arrow.

You are an exemplary family man
And cheerful in company,
I am very appreciated at work.
Let everything be the way you want.

On your birthday I wish you
To make you happy
To be the darling of fortune
And the favorite of fate.

Unpretentious happiness -
Peace and goodness in the family,
So that there is an eternal holiday in the soul,
May you be lucky in everything.
So that the wife gives affection -
And everything went well in fate.

Don't be sick and be loved
Be desired and cherished,
Let it always and everywhere
Success follows you!
Joy and good luck, that's all,
No need for change!

Always stay afloat
Even if it’s not stormy like a child,
So that in severe frost and heat
You always looked great!

Happy birthday! May your health
Doesn't fail like a man,
Let your pockets be full of money,
Wife's understanding!

You are an excellent father and husband,
And you're a decent man -
It is impossible to count all the advantages.
We congratulate you.

May your birthday be awesome.
Let it be cool, like in the movies.
Don't live your life in vain -
Appreciate everything that is given to you!

Birthday is a glorious holiday,
Among the holidays, it is the main one.
Today I wish
Find you the key to heaven,
Be healthy, strong, brave,
Kind, affectionate, skillful.

On your birthday, throw away all your worries,
Enjoy the attention of your friends
Let your work become your favorite one,
Money pours into the house more cheerfully.
Be healthy, desirable, happy,
Let everything be possible.

Congratulations and best wishes
Money, women and cars.
So that you are always on the pedestal
You were number one.

We wish you happiness
Please accept congratulations!
Be healthy, live, don't worry!
And always be in the mood!

Don't rely on luck
Give it to yourself!
Get stronger, get richer
Run for king!

Let there be true friends nearby,
Happy and strong family,
Favorite work and leisure...
A large and bright circle of the sun in the sky!

Always be a man
At home with a soft cat,
Be a passionate lion in bed
And with friends, he’s a clear-cut guy.

Let your dreams come true
All the ones you want!
Be brave and healthy,
And make your dreams come true
Always strive for good
And be proud of your life!

We wish you to always shine
And never lost heart!
So that you live brightly and don’t grieve.
And may he live to see his great-grandchildren!

Victory to you in everything, always!
Let no trouble come to the house,
And life goes smoothly and smoothly,
Happy, joyful and sweet.

May your life become beautiful, carefree,
Just to work for pleasure.
Let there be home, comfort, warmth, luck,
Health and luck. Happy birthday!

On your birthday I wish you
To make your dreams come true,
So that there is always enough money,
And you were the best in everything!

Let your mood be cheerful,
And strong male health.
May life please you with success,
Lasting wealth and love!

Strength, power and hardening,
Weekend - fishing
Stunning income
And an excellent career,
Hold success in your fist,
Be the coolest in life!

Remain an enviable man
Live and enjoy life.
Let the income be great
And you are happy and loved,
Let the ladies be popular
Yours is growing beyond your years.

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I wish you on your birthday
A crowd of friends for the mood,
Sultry mulatto, kebab,
And a “Versace” jacket.

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And there, standing at the top,
You will understand what you are worth
The whole earth lies under your feet,
And your star is shining above your head,
On this 50th anniversary, we wish you,
Don't spare your strength,
Prove to everyone on earth
Show everyone what you can do!

Happy 50th birthday, our dear man!
With all our hearts today we wish you great human happiness, a lot of joy, an ocean of love and tenderness. May your life be filled with pleasant surprises and gifts of fate!
On this day, may life give you its brightest colors, impressions and unforgettable moments!

Happy 50th birthday to a man.

Happy anniversary to the best man on the planet!
Happy 50th birthday!
We wish you peace, light, sun!
We wish that your every day will be warmed by the attention and care of your loved ones, that everyone will give you their smile.

Happy 50th birthday greetings to a man.

Dear man, happy 50th birthday to you!
Don’t encounter obstacles in your life, and even if you do, boldly overcome them!
Know that you have close, loved ones and family around you who will always support you!
All the best!
Let your dreams come true, your wishes come true and your dreams come true!

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Shines with freshness and beauty.
Today is not just a birthday,
And the anniversary is wonderful, golden. Oh, this hot shine, the fire in the eyes,
The gait is light, and he is the first in dancing... They obviously made a mistake in the passports.

Cool congratulations to a man on his 50th birthday.

Frankly, he shocked us
And this is not easy to understand:
Today he has half a ruble, Let the cold not disturb his heart,
May happiness help you warm up!

Let there be only a joyful song in your soul,
Don't let the chickens peck at the money!
You are real, wise, to be honest... Friends, always let them bring everything to you!
That's the right age for a man
You are young, you are fifty.

Everyone around you tells you so. And know that of course it’s worth it
I still have fifty years to live,
What if women are twice as young
Still dizzying!
You are fifty today, but you still look twenty,
If only I could take away the gray hair, I would be nineteen.

Still young at heart and a distinguished man,
Wise, experienced, cheerful, but a little secretive. We wish you luck, good luck on your anniversary,
Cadillac to be in the garage, clothes from
Versacci. So that wealth
You found it in a chest under the floor,
For many years to live, to value the word.

Our hero of the day is like a brand new fifty dollars,
Shines with freshness and beauty. Today is not just a birthday,
And the anniversary is wonderful, golden.
Oh, this hot shine, the fire in the eyes,
The gait is light, and he is the first in dancing... They obviously made a mistake in the passports. Frankly, he shocked us
And it’s not easy to realize: He’s half a dozen today,

Cool congratulations to a man who is 50 years old

And the soul is always on the rise.
If this is your favorite day,
You will understand the mood.
There is experience and strength in abundance.
Guides wisdom on the road - So that the house is on the seaside,
Well, and the Maybach in the garage.

Don't be sad
Are you talking about the past?
Live this day.
Well, let's go to anniversaries
We will come to you again and again.
Fifty years is a respectable age,
And may he live another hundred years,
After all, he’s not old at all,
He knows the secret of youth!

We always want to see you,
So cheerful, mischievous,
Let your passport look guiltily,
You don't care about him!
Let the wine play in the glass,
And of course cognac is better.
On your anniversary we wish you:
Don't slow down your confident step.
Strive to new heights
After all, a man like you
A very large space is needed.

Cool congratulations to a man on his 50th birthday in prose

Half a century - is it a lot or a little? Gray hair is already flashing at the temples.
Yes, many years have passed,
And it seems like just yesterday
I fell in love with my student girlfriend,
I sang to her with a guitar until the morning,
Having passed the exam with an “A”,
Sitting by the fire with friends...
You are the honorary hero of the day now,
But life smiled at you again
It is not for nothing that it was given to a man - Second youth at fifty!

We drink to you, dear, today.
Fifty dollars is not yet a hundred.
Fate, like an experienced bawd,
I gathered all my loved ones who agree,
What a wonderful husband, friend, and father you are!
And let there be toasts for this,
And the guests wish you health!
Everyone knows it’s not easy to be the best.
Let you keep this brand
You have many good summers!

Beautiful number in this card
It's deceptive, because we're all used to it,
That fifty is a sign of old age,
But signs are not always accurate.
You will look at you and understand that age
I always grew up apart from you,
You are young, slim, that is your pride,
And the youthful sparkle pours from your eyes.

Here are the women who are forty-five fresh,
Our people call them berries,
A man at fifty looks so prettier
He will collect all the berries in the field!
Of course, if my wife allows it.
But the spouse must understand,
That light flirting is not a hindrance for a man,
And the reason is only for joy and laughter.

Forget about the numbers "fifty"
After all, you are only thirty now,
On your anniversary, let the firecrackers thunder,
Let the champagne sparkle in the glasses.
Like these sparks, let your eyes shine,
Good health to you - it will come in handy!
Now we must not forget about the main thing:
That fifty - there is a new page!

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My nose itched in the morning
So it's time to celebrate!
There is a reason, and a good one -
It's your birthday! And I want to wish
Don't lose optimism
Be happy like an elephant
And earn a million!

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Because we have one life
Live boldly - old man:
Fart loudly, sneeze out loud,
Trim it to…. fluff,
Sniff, drink, walk, fight,
Every day is like a horse.
Remember we have one life,
Happy birthday to you!

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Happy birthday
And with all our hearts we wish: to be healthy in Siberian style,
Caucasians live long,
The gypsy way to be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!

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I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

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Happy Birthday, buddy!
Be the healthiest and most loved,
Calm, caring, unique,
Not very serious, funny and cheerful,
The very first in business and... simply cool!

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Ordering a striptease is a thrill
Such a gift is just a drive,
But there is a flow of energy,
He is the most cheerful - Congratulations!
Besides the money in your wallet,
Wishes strength in the fist,
Lipstick on the cheek,
And a lot of whiskey on the table.
Portrait of carbon monoxide on the wall,
At least a centner of brains in the head,
And an island somewhere in the distance,
And only peace throughout the whole world!

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Friends, get some respect,
Today is your moment
I wish you to be cool
May your dreams come true
Cut along the highways in a Maybach,
And so as not to see grief,
I wish you the most passionate love,
And bank accounts are more dangerous,
Health like a crocodile,
And to have a great life!

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I didn't sleep last night
I wrote congratulations,
May you, on your birthday,
Immediately improve your mood! I wish: to break everyone at work,
Never sleep in bed
So that money fills your pocket
And there was something to pour into the glass!

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What to wish for a good friend
Whose birthday is today?
Find a gorgeous girlfriend
And let the bad luck end! In its place will come good luck,
And it will bring a lot of happiness!
In short, no feather, no fluff,
May you always be lucky!

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I wish my friend a happy birthday!
I wish you more laughter in life,
Love, health, pleasure,
Smiles, joy, success!

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Today a cool guy has
The personal date is ripe,
Pour some tequila into a glass, my friend,
So that we wet your health,
So that money falls into your pockets like snow,
With beautiful ladies to commit sin,
May you be successful like Gates,
And so that nothing happens!

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The finger reflex was triggered,
And he wrote a funny text.
It fit on a piece of paper
Such a solid Congratulations!
Be rich - like a sheikh
Then you will get your success.
Play on the exchanges very boldly
Big money in this business.
Watch your body and rock
Achieve success in love,
May friends always call
And the news makes you happy,
Be satisfied with your personal life,
Her rating is only EXCELLENT!

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My dear friend, you are like a brother to me,
Well, I congratulate you many times,
Let the Hummer drive itself into your garage,
The girls will have the same surroundings,
So that football does not soar with its results,
Problems were solved automatically,
Let the wife not create scandals at home,
And let the mother-in-law be forever happy!
So that beer flows like a violent stream straight into your throat,
And the liver was healthy for a long time!
So that a fish the size of an elephant bites,
And while hunting to catch a boar,
Happy Birthday, anyway, brother,
Let's have a drink for strength of spirit!

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When I was a kid there were machine guns,
Both cars and pirates.
Hide and seek, racing, catching up,
Running and swimming and tag! And now we are all big:
Very bald, gray...
I wish you on your birthday
To a childhood friend repeat:
Without a brain, ride down a hill,
Fight like evil orcs.
And clamor with each other,
Who is stupid and who is cool!

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A luxury car at the house,
And the house itself should be by the sea!
To have such mansions,
What even Abramovich didn’t buy! And of course, so that your girl
I gave you pleasure today,
That's all I want
To you, friend, on your birthday!

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Happy Birthday!
Now let's show the show,
We will give you our gift
And we’ll teach you not to drink! Just try not to get drunk
I don't know what will happen!
We are true friends
And today you can’t do that! Let’s remember joy and success
You are the best today!
Happy Birthday again
Don't forget to invite us all!

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My friend, here comes the holiday again,
You have become a year older again!
Although still a prankster at heart -
Hasn't changed one bit! I wish you to be happy,
Don't sit behind papers
And immediately win a hundred lemons
And fly to the Maldives!

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Today we got up at dawn,
They ran to the store just before dawn...
Tell me, how can I not celebrate today?
If it's your birthday? May everything be great for you,
Success in work and business awaits you,
And lucky in life in personal life,
And you will always have money!

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Just noted, friend,
Your last birthday...
How did a new one suddenly happen?
Drink, smoke and sing again! The oak table is breaking
From desserts and food...
You are healthy, beautiful and cheerful.
So many years in you - where? Always be the same, friend,
Life is destiny, not a museum...
It's full, look, around
The most devoted friends!

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On your birthday we come
And we start our congratulations:
Be healthy and cheerful,
Don't forget about your friends!
Even though you can be pushy,
You get us sometimes -
We love you anyway
After all, dude, you're just great!
Smile, cry, joke -
Do whatever you want
Remember that while we are nearby -
You will be covered in chocolate!

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I want to say a lot of different warm words,
My respect cannot be conveyed.
I wish you dreams come true on your birthday!
May there be more warm, bright meetings!

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On my birthday I wish
You have no title, no rank,
I wish to stay
As before, the best of men.

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You are worthy of love in life,
Happiness is also yours,
On your birthday, please accept my congratulations,
The best man in the world!

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We wish you good luck in everything,
So that the body gets along with the soul,
So that honey and butter and jam,
Flowed like a wide river!

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Birthday is a wonderful date
It doesn't matter that years pass.
Life is so bright and beautiful
That you should never be sad.

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Happy birthday!
Don't grow old and don't get sick,
Bright days, sea of ​​smiles,
There is so much happiness in life!

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Let us not wish for lofty words,
Unfulfilled desires too,
We would like to wish you health and happiness,
It is known that there are no more expensive ones.

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Today you have become a year wiser again.
You are the best! What can I add here...
I don't know how to love you even more.
And I want to congratulate you with all my heart!

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We admire you.
Be happy, dear!
You are like a sip of water in the heat:
Pure in heart, smart, deep.

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On your birthday I wish you to be successful,
Let there be true friends nearby.
I wish your angel to be gentle.
Let the joys of the moment make you happy.

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I wish you courage and strength,
So that men respect you,
The women gave smiles
And they paid compliments.
Happy birthday!

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May you become another year older,
But your soul is full of youth.
I wish there was less grief
And the wave of love carried you all your life.

Short funny SMS happy birthday greetings to a man

More salary
Smile more often
My beloved wife next to me,
Happy Birthday,
And let's tone down the colors,
For us today you are a guru!

There is Armenian cognac on the table,
Sliced ​​cheese and salad,
Are you expecting your whole family to visit?
Congratulations to everyone!

With all my heart today you
I wish you a happy birthday.
Let your finest hour come,
I wish you to be the owner!

Why do I smell flowers?
And everything around shines?
With a beloved man
Birthday, not suddenly.

You are terrible in anger, but it can be worse
But when you're in a great mood,
There are no you kinder and sweeter too,
And understanding is worthy of respect!

I wish that you were always young and handsome, that you were a bit of a spendthrift and a fool, that you were both a playboy and a guy, and, as always, generous and broad-minded.

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Let me sincerely congratulate you,
And we are in a hurry to do this,
And send positivity to you,
With all my heart and soul.

Dear you are my neighbor,
You give good advice.
You are a participant in all conversations,
You are an authority for us.

My strong, gentle and good,
I love you for real.
I congratulate you with all my heart!
I wish you all the best!

Oh Boss! You are serious as always,
But it's time to rest
Your birthday is not in vain,
Relatives and friends are celebrating!

Postcards are stored in the box
And a couple of dried flowers
We're together and I'm getting
One pleasure from these shackles.

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You are a stately man, strong and brave,
Diligent and dexterous, successful, skillful,
Catch my birthday wishes:
Joy, happiness, good luck, recognition!

Stay a cheerful guy
The soul of any company!
And on your birthday confess:
The years have no power over you!

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I wish you to have in life: a Guardian Angel at your shoulder, a faithful wife at your side, reliable friends at hand, solid ground under your feet and a bright future ahead.

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To the best man on his birthday
I give all my congratulations to:
Always be successful, strong, brave,
Young, happy and skillful!
You hold the thread of good luck in your hand,
Be loved and don't forget to love!

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I wish you a Guardian Angel,
To always take care of you,
A beautiful and kind wife,
So that I couldn’t take my eyes off. So that there would always be money
And the wallet was from Versace,
And in a cool car
You rushed forward to your luck.

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On your birthday you have everything: the love of your family, the respect of your friends, smiles, fun and a whole mountain of gifts. I wish your every day to be the same.

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Hooray! Birthday! Starting to success
To the toasts of friends, congratulations of guests,
You won't waste next year!
I wish you brilliant ideas!

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Happy birthday to you!
All your wishes come true!
I wish you to be strong and brave,
Skillful in work and hobbies.
And always without hassle and worries
Reach heights in your life!

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Who's birthday is it today? The best guy on the planet! Best guy, congratulations! Happiness, luck, love and that everything in life works out!

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Successful career, health, good luck,
In personal matters there is only agreement,
Huge love, but how could it be otherwise?
Good luck and boundless happiness!

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Your birthday has come
He didn't take me by surprise.
I want to wish you
Kindness, patience, care,
Always remain loved
And enjoy your life!

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I wish that once your soul mate finds you, it stays with you forever. So that any vanity and sadness, as soon as it enters your space, immediately runs away in fear.

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Happy birthday! We wish you happiness and goodness on this day,
feel the fullness of life, joyfully greet the morning and maintain this feeling until late at night.
We would like to wish you to manage everything in life and not grow old over the years, but get younger.
Stay healthy and vigorous and live many, many years!

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Happy birthday!
With all my heart I wish that difficulties and adversity do not appear on your path in life. May your destiny be long and happy, and may you always be surrounded by family comfort and harmony with the world around you.

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Happy Birthday, and I wish you to always be in a good mood, believe in yourself, strive to make your dreams come true. I wish you good friends. Health, success in your personal life.

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Happy birthday!
More sun for you! Love! Happiness! Warmth and Joy! Even if it’s banal, it’s very important! Thank you for having us!

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I wish that no wishes, no matter how big, from your enemies will ever come true, but that the smallest wishes from your friends will come true!

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On your birthday, please accept our most sincere wishes for health, happiness, kindness, longevity, and inspiration in all your endeavors!

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On this bright, sunny day, I am happy to congratulate you on your birthday. You are a wonderful person and always remain so kind and wise. I wish that there will always be room in life for your cherished dreams. After all, dreaming is so wonderful. And let there be only good people in your life who will respect and understand you. And let your family always support and appreciate you.

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On this wonderful joyful day - your birthday - we wish you a sea of ​​gifts, beautiful flowers, a sea of ​​confessions and smiles, a sea of ​​pleasant meetings and wonderful minutes, and on vacation days - a warm sandy beach of the Black or Mediterranean Sea.

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Let life give you thousands of happy opportunities, and let each of them be used to the fullest.
Happiness, good luck, prosperity! Happy Birthday!

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I congratulate you on your birthday and wish that every day of your life is filled with optimism, fresh ideas and interesting meetings. May you have excellent health and cheerful mood. I also wish that every morning you are greeted with bright sunshine and the smiles of loved ones.

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I wish you great happiness and good luck. May success and good luck always be your inseparable companions. And any difficulties in life were fleeting and instantly overcome.
And today, congratulating you on such a joyful holiday, your birthday, I would like to wish that your plans are embodied in interesting projects, and that the projects themselves are adequately financed.

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Let your life be like a fairy tale: just as bright, magical and rich. Let only positive heroes and good fairies meet in it. I wish you to always appreciate happy moments. life and let there be as many of them as possible. You are a wonderful person, so always remain that way. Happy birthday.

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On your birthday, I wish you bright emotions, unforgettable meetings and a flight of the soul, because life is measured not by the number of breaths, but by the moments when you take your breath away!

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Happy Birthday!
I wish you great, great earthly happiness and heavenly dreams, to have a reason to rejoice every day, to always have true friends nearby, and to finally go where you always wanted to go.

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Happy birthday to such a golden man. I wish you to live a long, happy and beautiful life. And may this century be filled only with good people, only with warm feelings and joyful emotions. I wish that dreams come true more often and that new, even more incredible ones take their place. Let a smile shine on your face more often and let a twinkle shine in your eyes.

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Dear friend, don’t be sad that you’re not 17. Every age has its own charm and zest. The main thing in life is that you know how to smile, that you are surrounded by true friends. May only warm words of love, friendship and gratitude ring out for you on this day. Happy Birthday to you!

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Happy birthday! May every day be full of fun and drive! Feel free to implement all your ideas! And may any of your dreams come true!

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I cordially congratulate you on your birthday, I sincerely wish you longevity, good health, and prosperity for you and your family.
I wish you creative inspiration and success in an extremely responsible matter.

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Congratulations on your jam day! May your faithful friends always warm you with their smiles, like summer rays of sunshine! So that the warm breeze always protects you from all adversity! Always be healthy and may everything be OK for you. I also wish you strong, strong love!

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I thought for a long time, is it better to congratulate early in the late evening or late in the early morning? And stopped at the first one. That's why I congratulate you now! All the best to you! May your life always be joyful - both early and late in the evening, and late in the early morning! Happy birthday!

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Birthday is a wonderful holiday! Now I would like to wish, perhaps, the main things in our lives: health, success, good luck, love. Let these components make your life brighter and more positive!

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I wish you a happy birthday with all my heart. As an energetic, sensitive person and bright personality, I wish you good health, creative inspiration, great human happiness, prosperity, peace and harmony in your family. Let energy, determination and the desire to reach new heights be the key to the business you have started.