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When getting ready for an anniversary, each of us thinks about the question: what to give, how to congratulate in such a way as to please the hero of the day? And, it’s worth thinking about this even more carefully if a woman’s anniversary is coming up. We must remember that congratulations and gifts to ladies should be targeted, taking into account the age, profession and tastes of the hero of the day. After all, most often (contrary to general opinion) ladies value not so much expensive gifts as those that convince them of an attentive and sincere attitude towards them.

When choosing original entertainment, surprises and congratulations for the hero of the day, you need to focus on the individual characteristics of each: for one, touching and sincere ones are more suitable, for another, cheerful and perky, for a third, solemn and meaningful. In anniversary congratulatory numbers, loved ones can allow themselves sentimental confessions or, conversely, piquant jokes that in ordinary life they rarely allow themselves, which are served, most often, in musical form or on behalf of some person.

We offer 11 of our own and other people’s ideas, how to congratulate a woman on her anniversary in an original and beautiful way, choose those that will please your birthday girl.

1. Original congratulation “Starfall wishes”

(you need stars cut out of paper for all guests and pens or markers, or then cut out colored paper and scissors on the spot)

Presenter: (at the table) Now each of the guests will sign Galina (or other name) your star with your wish (everyone receives a pre-cut paper star and a felt-tip pen and writes their wish on it).

Then everyone, led by the birthday girl, is invited into the hall: the birthday girl in the center - everyone around her.

This is your starfall of wishes,

Confessions about love and friendship,

Which of these stars will you catch?

Perhaps you will find out your destiny!

(To music, for example, “Star Country” “Happy birthday” or “We wish you happiness” - everyone takes turns throwing up their stars with wishes, the birthday girl tries to catch them. The caught stars with wishes are read out loud to the hero of the day. Fallen stars - the presenter with the help collects guests and uses them in the next game moment - “Star Necklace”).

Game moment "Star Necklace". The guests are conditionally divided into 2 teams, each is given a star and a relay race is organized: which team, using their stars, beautiful braid and paper clips, will quickly collect and present their star necklace to the hero of the day.

2. Congratulations on a woman’s anniversary “Portrait of a birthday girl.”

(For this original congratulations which is held at the table, you need to stock up on a frame with a blank sheet of paper and multi-colored markers or felt-tip pens)

Presenter: I suggest not just saying a congratulation, but drawing it, because each of us is an artist at heart.

(A frame with a place for a future portrait and markers are passed from guest to guest. It is important for the presenter to unobtrusively guide the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number)

Presenter: Please draw in turn what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of their neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Let's start!

(under number 1 - detail of the portrait for the first guest, under number 2 - for the second, etc., each draws his own and passes it on to the next. If there are more guests, you can offer to draw one detail in pairs)

1. Draw beautiful eyes for Irina:

Brown, crafty and funny (passed to neighbor)

2. Eyelashes shot up, right up to the eyebrows,

The look of these eyes has become more cheerful (passed to neighbor)

3. We draw a nose with a crooked comma....
Funny, looks like a funny question (passed to neighbor)

4. And there is a place for a smile in the portrait,
The most pleasant smile in the world (passed to neighbor)

5. Let’s add a little rosy color to the cheeks. (passed to neighbor)

6. We’ll decorate our ears with diamonds, of course. (passed to neighbor)

7. We will cover our head with a fashionable hairstyle,
So that Irina becomes like a queen... (passed to neighbor)

8. Then we draw a beautiful body (passed to neighbor)

9. And hands that are skilled in any task (passed to neighbor)

10. Let’s draw Irina’s legs quickly,

Not just any, but slimmer ones (passed to neighbor)

11. Put your feet in fashionable shoes (passed to neighbor)

12. We will draw her a kind heart (passed to neighbor)

13. Also, let’s depict a riddle inside her

Feminine zest - the sweetest! (passed to neighbor)

15. We draw a dress, very glamorous,

Ruffled on top and openwork on bottom (passed to neighbor)

16. Still holding a crocodile handbag (passed to neighbor)

17. She has a cosmetic bag and a fashionable mobile phone. (passed to neighbor)

18. Another card with a bank account,

In which there are zeros, well, simply, without taking into account (passed to neighbor)

19. Draw a cool car next to Ira (passed to neighbor)

20. And a dacha by the sea, well, very big (passed to neighbor)

21. There is also a convenient garage next to the house (passed to neighbor)

22. And luggage ready for travel! (passed to neighbor)

23. At the top we’ll write: “Happy Birthday!” (passed to neighbor)

24. And we will not regret good wishes! (passed to neighbor)

25. Let's draw flowers and fireworks in the corner! (passed to neighbor)

26. Let’s hand over the portrait and Irina with a kiss!

(They present a portrait as a gift, offer to take a photograph with the portrait)

3. An unusual congratulation to a Soap Opera woman.

(Author Gerasimova M. A.)

6. Comic “heartfelt” congratulations from male guests

(To congratulate two or three men, distribute the words, dividing the text and saying who follows whom and give each a souvenir heart to present to the birthday girl, which they will give to the culprit at the end)

1. Amazing thing

How the hostess managed everything:

I put together a beautiful table,

I brought beauty!

2. Hairstyle, like in a parade.

And mystery in the look!

And look at the outfit:

This outfit is completely trash!

3. She is beautiful to everyone

And it becomes clear to us

That we all have problems!

Diverting from the topic,

I'll tell you a secret:

We fell in love, no doubt!

4. But reciprocity is impossible,

Our fate is hopeless!

5. So we’ll just congratulate

And practically without toast:

Happy birthday, dear,

You are always like family to us!

Sun: We give you our hearts

We give you sadness, shaking it off your face!

(each of the participants in the skit gives the birthday girl a heart-souvenir)

(Source: newholidays.ru)

7. Cheerful congratulations on the anniversary “A cheerful song for the birthday girl.”

Before singing a cheerful song, think about what musical composition would be best suited. We can offer the following options: “We wish you happiness”, “Everything I have in life”, I. Allegrova’s song “Happy Birthday!”, as well as works in which personal female names are mentioned, for example, “Anastasia” Yu. Antonova, “Julia” by the group “A-Studio” and so on. A wonderful version of the song by the White Day group is “Galina” or “Birthday Girl”, which can easily be played in the Russian folk style.

Volunteer artists from among the guests will be needed to perform the selected composition. They, of course, will perform the song with a soundtrack. The main thing is to dress up the volunteers correctly, because everyone has heard the song intended for congratulations more than once, but you rarely see colleagues, for example, accountants, dressed in the style of singers of the 70s. Therefore, prepare in advance wigs, different ties of the most unimaginable colors, skirts, shirts and - be sure to! - various noisy and blowing musical instruments (similar sets are sold in children's toy stores). So let the guests crackle and play for the glory and amusement of the birthday girl.

8. Cheerful congratulations to the hero of the day from her friends.

(Performed to the tune of ditties, in chorus or in turns wearing suits or shawls on their shoulders)

We are on Liza's anniversary

Give us some salad

Don’t feel sorry for the tramp!

Congratulations on your anniversary

And we wish from the bottom of our hearts,

So that you always have health

And there were pennies!

Anniversary is a wonderful holiday

You can sing, make noise, dance,

And also a ringing ditty

Congratulations to the hero of the day!

At work Lisa first

And men like:

Busy, energetic

And, besides, she’s a beauty!

We also wish Lisa

That's how kind to be.

Fashionable, generous and cheerful,

To turn us all on!

And now the last piece of advice

To the beautiful Liza:

Love yourself more

So that men like it!

Lisa, dear friend,

And beautiful and slim,

Laughter, merry

And the kindest soul!

We wish the birthday girl -

Be healthy all year round

And love your husband more deeply!

Oh! It gives me strength!!!

The bear stepped on my ear -

We'll still eat.

If we don't wet our throats -

We'll cry and leave / 2 times

9. Touching and beautiful congratulatory moment “Garden of Love”.

To organize such a congratulation, you need to prepare one large flower from thick paper and many small ones - according to the number of guests. Wishes and congratulations are attached to each flower as a stamen. It’s better to make ready-made “stamens” with a variety of wishes and each guest chooses a wish that he would like to say to the birthday girl - it will look more stylish. But you can leave this at the discretion of the guests, then you need to prepare several pens and markers. A piece of double-sided tape is attached to the base of each flower - you can use it to glue your flower to a larger flower.

During one of the breaks, you can invite the guests to arrange a “Garden of Love” for the hero of the day (having previously explained what needs to be done). Turn on beautiful instrumental music and let the guests, slowly, make their choice and contribute to decorating the “Garden” for the birthday girl. Then, when the entire flower arrangement is assembled, hand it over to the hero of the occasion with wishes to pick one flower at a time and read it in moments of sadness. An additional surprise can be made that the large flower will have the inscription: “We love you!”, which will open only when all the flowers are picked by the birthday girl.

(watch about comic congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day)

10. Cheerful congratulations to the birthday girl “The stars are “resting!”

To make this entertainment for the hero of the day more effective and comical, you can prepare signs with the names (or photographs) of the stars discussed in the congratulations and a sign with the inscription: “RELAXING.” Invite 12 guests - give each one a corresponding poster with a photo or surname, on the back of which there is a congratulations text. And every time, as soon as the guest says the name of “his” star, the presenter standing next to him raises a sign with the inscription: “resting.” Depending on the talents and data of a particular birthday girl, you can remove some or add your own composition in the same style.

1. Charm, beauty
It's worth admiring.
And model Naomi Campbell
Can't hold a candle.

2. Before your image
I'll get down on my knees.
And out of envy he tears his braid
Yulia Timoshenko.

3. Your bust is so strong
Until then I like it.
Anna Semenovich herself
They'll fit your size. (Option: Very admired)

4. You dance just great.
You're ready to dance.
He wants to wash you
Nastya Volochkova.

5. You use your hands just like that
Clear the clouds.
Requests a personal meeting
Monica Belluci.

6. You have such charms
Everyone notices.
Even Jennifer
That Lopez is salivating.

8. You are always dressed smartly.
I want to admire it.
And Seryozha Zverev is here for you
Asking to become an apprentice.

9. If the hero of the day sings,
Grab your guitar quickly.
Let him sing along
Piekha and Rotaru.

10. You are such a lady with us,
Everyone notices.
Queen Elizabeth
Just resting.

11. You are the height of charm,
They took it with simplicity.
You are Natasha Rostova
They easily would have.

12. We would reward you
The important ones were asked.
So that Putin and Medvedev
They carried it in their arms.

11. Congratulations on the “Minute of Fame” photo shoot

All words belong to the Presenter.

What if you take it and imagine:
Did we instantly find ourselves in a fairy tale?
And we will bring pleasure to the guests,
Trying it on... (name of the hero of the day) different masks.
What if ours... (name of the hero of the day) was
A dexterous rider? Here she is!

The rider's hat is put on. Music sounds, the hero of the day makes a small circle around the hall.

What if you take it and timidly imagine,
That our hero of the day is a queen?

The crown is put on. Fashion show to appropriate music. Further similar.

And if I had to live in Hawaii,
Then use all your talents
found!

The hero of the day tries on a Hawaiian wreath.

What if in a Russian village it happened
be born?
Soul… (name of the hero of the day) sings, rejoices, has fun!

They put on a kichka, a Russian headdress.

It's already the 21st century outside, friends!
And our heroine is modern and fashionable.

Wear a baseball cap or bandana.

All the dresses and hats are good!
Everything suits you, everything is a holiday for the soul!
But I really wanted to offer some clothes
another!
For the birthday girl it is the most expensive!

Guests are given fresh flowers with flexible stems, and they take turns weaving their flower into the wreath, saying warm wishes. When all the guests have congratulated, the wreath is placed on the hero of the day.

We are all amazed by the beauty of this!
How does an outfit suit a woman?
made of love!
Only she is truly beautiful and sweet,
Who is dressed in happiness, who has
eyes glow!
Here in front of us is a woman like this -
Beloved, blooming and dear to the heart.

The guests applaud.

12. Gift - wish “Life is a full cup!”

“An abundant life is called a full cup
And in this phrase is the wisdom of our ancestors.
Filling the cup with gifts for you,
We strengthen your destiny in its good path!”

The birthday girl is given a bowl (vase, fruit bowl, salad bowl, etc.) and filled with various fruits with words of wishes. The same person can speak and fill the cup on his own behalf, for example, congratulating. Or all the words belong to the host, and the guests fill the cup with gifts. Fruits, sweets and fruits - gifts of nature and civilization lie on a beautiful tray, guests come up, choose what they like and place it in the presented bowl. The presenter voices what the guest wants - how to fill the cup of life of the recipient. Of course, guests can approach congratulations creatively and come up with their own associations, and then the words belong to them, and the host can complement or leave without additions the wishes of the guests.

Text

"We want your life to be abundant (and places a pineapple in the bowl) PINEAPPLE is a symbol of abundance.

We wish you peace. PEAR is a symbol of peacemaking.

We wish you to always remain so young on any anniversary or ten. And rejuvenating APPLES will help you maintain your youth . (Apples in Rus' were also a symbol of a good marriage - goodwill, desirability for the groom, a symbol of life potential - they were given to children)

We wish you grace in everything, a gracious path in life, so that grace will always be with you. GRAPES are a symbol of grace.

We wish you love and enjoyment of its fruits and therefore we give you TOMATOES, which translated from Italian “pome de amor” means the fruit of love.

We wish you pleasure and give you STRAWBERRY - a symbol of pleasure (voluptuousness).

We wish you to have vitality, and therefore we give GARNET - a symbol of vitality

We wish you the sweetness of life and the brightness of life events and therefore we are giving you today these sweet delicious CANDIES in bright packaging.

We wish you wisdom and therefore give you NUTS - a symbol of wisdom. And also the desire to get to the point in everything.

Almonds in France are a symbol of a happy marriage.

Olive is a symbol of peace, prosperity, fertility, and victory. A wreath of olive branches was the highest reward. We sincerely wish you to achieve this and give you OLIVES.

We wish you health and therefore give you: LEMON - it brings health; or ORANGE - like a little sun brings health; or PEACH - in the East it is considered a symbol of health.

We want your thoughts to be as pure as spring water and therefore we give you SPRING WATER (a container of spring water is presented - a jug, a bottle, a souvenir bucket).

We want your life to be fertile and fruitful, so that there are many different ones and that they are all good. Symbol of fertility - grains of WHEAT, OATS, RYE, RICE, etc.

- We want your head to be drunk with happiness, fun and joy, and therefore we give you HOP.

We wish you a rich life: we give you chocolate or real COINS. You can add to them the words: “We give you silver so that there will be good in your house; We give copper so that there will always be food in your house.”

We give you the fruit of a beautiful evergreen tree - ORANGE. This tree can bloom and bear fruit at the same time. We wish you to always remain a lovely flower, at the same time, possessing two virtues of an orange tree, that is, to become a wonderful loving mother, a caring grandmother, a wise great-grandmother, and so on along the path of life. (The flowers of the orange tree are a symbol of purity and innocence. They are also the flowers of a tree that gives a large harvest - therefore they serve as a guarantee for the birth of large offspring from a woman. Brides decorated their heads with a wreath of orange tree flowers - fleur d orange, sincerely hoping that, upon becoming a mother, , they will remain a beautiful flower)

Of course, we give FLOWERS - a symbol of blossoming, beauty, fragrance.

We wish you joy and therefore we give you BANANAS. Science has proven that they contribute to the production of joy hormones in the human body. And also a banana is like a smile and we wish you to smile more often! (And we want to enjoy your smile more often!)"

You can also add sweets with symbolic names: “Inspiration”, “Dream”, etc. And, accordingly, wish inspiration, a dream come true or come true.

You can also come up with the symbolic meaning of certain fruits and vegetables yourself, for example, KIWI can be the joy of a full life, PEACH - charm, tenderness, BERRIES - a symbol of femininity, MANDARN - a symbol of a friendly family, a banana looks like a smile. (You can use the encyclopedia of symbols). An option is possible when they directly ask the birthday girl what she associates with: love, tenderness, wealth, wisdom, abundance, youth, femininity, beauty, etc. Associations can be with fruits, vegetables, sweets, gifts of nature, etc. And then the named association gifts are presented, strengthening one or another aspect of life. How pleasant it is to taste these gifts - nourishing not only the body, but also the soul.

Another option. A box of chocolates, a bottle of good wine, a bowl of fruit, whatever is on hand - we pass it all from hand to hand, filling it with our wishes for everyone standing in a circle or sitting at the table, and then we treat ourselves. And all wishes materialize!

Anniversary is coming to visit
To those who deserve it.
I wish to live without anger
And appreciate what you have.

And all that I wished for
Fate will certainly give it.
You are not older - you have become better,
Age has been a struggle!

Another milestone has been passed
But there is a lot of hope ahead.
For my anniversary I only wish,
May your life be fun!

Pour champagne for everyone -
Let's drink to the anniversary!
I want to wish you
Be true to yourself!

Order it at home
New large wardrobe
To place the fur coats,
Put away fashionable things!

Happy anniversary, dear,
Congratulations with a kind heart!

Let cool words
Makes your heart happy!
So that there is laughter in the house,
The female body grew stronger.

Only passion, sex, money,
Let love change you -
You will become hundreds of times more beautiful
To make us all happy!

On your wonderful anniversary
Cool congratulations
I give with great soul,
May I remember them for a long time!

No diamonds, no cars
I won’t wish you...
This is not the same at all
This will not bring happiness...

May love find you
After all, you are so worthy of happiness.
And you will begin to live lovingly,
Enjoying the present!

I wish you on this anniversary
Never know bad days.
Don’t feel bad moments
And forgive condescendingly...

After all, indifferent egoism
Life will bring peace to yours!
Bloom like a rose on a spring day,
Make all your rainbow dreams come true!

Wonderful congratulations
I give it to you as a 100% woman!
Live like a beautiful butterfly
And be as if the weather is changeable!

To remain a mystery
Which they want to solve...
I wish you a wonderful anniversary
Don’t even be bored for a minute!

I wish you rings with diamonds,
Furs and fancy cars.
To make men salivate
And they followed you like a shadow...

I wish you fur in a snowy winter
On your wonderful anniversary.
So that warmth and tenderness live in the heart
And there was plenty until the end of days!

Great congratulations
They are in a hurry to see you for your anniversary.
They only have the best mood,
Enough to last for many days!

Such a chic and bright woman
What can you want when you have everything...
Let there be as little sadness as possible
And only happiness in the world awaits!

Let life never cease to amaze
And change your destiny for the better!
I wish you not to have problems and pain,
Love someone who deserves it...
Stay away from fools
And live beautifully and at ease

In verse

You haven't gotten older, you just

Your age has increased.

And hang out with friends,


Light it up to the fullest

Filling the mugs to the brim

Something stronger than coffee.

Everything is in your hands for now!

Happy birthday
And I want to be insolent:
Become shamelessly lovely
Don't be sad and don't grow old!

To become prettier is to be the envy of others,
To be deceptively simple
Become very, very happy
And captivate everyone with beauty!

Happy birthday.
Here's what I wish for you:
Dive into the ocean of love,
Just drown in happiness,
Making friends with health
And successfully become related.
Be with money, with a car
And with a loving man.

Happy birthday, dear!
Happiness, light, beauty.
Let it come true, I wish
What you dream about.

Fur coat, dress, earrings, car,
A plump bundle of money,
Rest, warm lands
Let them please you.

I want to congratulate you on your birthday,
Leave a bouquet of wishes as a keepsake:
Be the happiest, open and kind.
Let there be no cobras among your friends,
And women's joys - baths, massages -
Let them make your skin younger and smoother.
Let your loved one give flowers every day,
Let your working day pass peacefully.
Let the problems all disappear into the fog,
And you swim like a fish in the ocean of love.

Beautiful, smart, young and beautiful,
It’s as if the princess came to us from a fairy tale.
Today you have grown up a little again,
I want to congratulate you on your anniversary!

Always remain as cheerful as you are
Funny, energetic, of course, healthy,
May every day bring you joy,
And in life there will be no worries and losses!

Funny happy anniversary greetings to a woman

Today is your anniversary,
I sincerely congratulate you on this!
Don't regret the years that have passed,
I wish you joy today.

To get up with a smile every day,
From that foot. As needed. And not with the left.
It was not too lazy to put on a marathon.
Because you are the queen!

You always be happy yourself
Both now and after the anniversary.
Forget about your hardships and years.
Hurry up and pour a glass for yourself!

My dear candy!
Happy Birthday, my darling!
Let's have a great drunken night
In your nice cozy little apartment.
Let invited guests come to you
And they will fill you to sleep
Foreign gifts
From Paris, Milan, Alaska.
Wishing you health and joy,
Seas of love and success,
Scarcity, goodies, sweets,
Happy feminine, cheerful laughter!

Today is your birthday,
It doesn’t matter how many times it hit.
So be forever young
After all, life is given to us only once!
We wish you a life full to the brim,
So that there is no bad weather in the soul,
In short, without further ado -
Great human happiness!

May this glorious anniversary give you,
A whole cart of good words and wishes,
Flowers, gifts and romances with a guitar,
That they can even bring you to tears.
Let there be friends and songs in the house on this day,
Balloons, surprises, laughter and dancing until the morning.
I wish you a fun, interesting life,
So that doctors don’t know the way to you!

You are always seventeen years old
And you look great
And you won’t give me more than a year,
After all, you are a famous flirt.

I wish you happiness and love,
Good luck and success in business.
And a few tears, but keep in mind -
So that only from happiness and laughter.

Happy anniversary, dear,
Tell us your secret
I've known you for many years -
There are just no changes.
You're still beautiful
No traces of wrinkles to be found,
And the figure is simply a miracle,
Sweeter than vodka for men.
The head is the chamber of the mind.
There is a kind soul in the heart.
There is a decent salary
In general, you are good to everyone.
So that after the anniversary
Life turned out without problems,
So that you don’t regret the past,
I suggest everyone have a drink!

In two beautiful fives
Your anniversary fits in.
And age reservations
Stop doing it quickly.
You always look great
I made a lot of friends.
You are not subject to old age,
Don't regret the days you've lived!

Beautiful in appearance, tender,
Well, how can you not fall in love with someone like that?
You are good at everything
And you can be proud of your life.
Achieved only "five" in it
And keep striving
Be an example, radiate light,
To be the first master in business,
It’s too early to draw conclusions
They are increasingly letting us down...
But you just need to live brightly!
You seem to be able to do this.
May you continue to be happy
In friends, work, longevity,
To wipe the nose of all enemies
And, as always, be a Lady in everything!

Although today is not forty-five,
When Baba is a sweet berry again!
But it’s an important and serious anniversary in life,
Celebrate to the fullest, have fun, don't be shy!
After all, fifty is not a reason to hang your nose,
Being beautiful and sexy is a pressing issue!
You are smart now and know so much
You still surprise everyone with your freshness and beauty!

Your anniversary is today
This is the holiday that we need.
Always be yourself -
Stylish, bright and elegant.

Laugh in response to the years,
Make life on the move the norm,
What if without any diets?
Always be in great shape!

It's cool to congratulate a woman on her anniversary

I wish you on this anniversary
Do not lift it in your hand
I’m carrying the glasses, they’re getting heavier...
Be content with your fate!

Make fortune sit at the table,
Have a heart-to-heart talk with her.
Believe me, then you will get everything
And you will have a wonderful time!

Happy birthday to you!
Be as beautiful as a star
Positive and funny,
Bold, nice, lively.

You relax and enjoy yourself,
Move boldly, dance.
Forget about age
And be a little girl.

Be a little capricious
Let the alarm sound
After all, today you can
Do everything that is impossible.

I congratulate you on your anniversary!
You are the most beautiful in the world!
And I want to wish you now,
So that love is responsible for you!
Let troubles never touch you,
Let your eyes shine with happiness forever!
I wish you the most important thing - warmth from the heart,
Freedom for the soul, life without bad weather!

Fun time and congratulations
This morning has arrived.
Let every year without regrets
He leaves, bringing with him a lot of strength.
Well, an anniversary is a special holiday!
We congratulate you on it!
Let the evil rock - the prankster - pass by
And Mother Fate shows favor!

On your wonderful anniversary
Cool congratulations
I give with great soul,
May I remember them for a long time!

No diamonds, no cars
I won’t wish you...
This is not the same at all
This will not bring happiness...

May love find you
After all, you are so worthy of happiness.
And you will begin to live lovingly,
Enjoying the present!