The family is expecting an addition. Lisa (5 years old) asks her mother:
- Why is your belly getting bigger and bigger?
“I ate a watermelon, swallowed a seed, and now a new watermelon is growing in my stomach!” - Mom answers.
Lisa narrows her eyes and puts her hands on her hips:
“Aren’t you pregnant, my dear?”

My son is 2 years 6 months old. I brought him to the children's hospital for vaccination.
We sit in the vaccination room, waiting while my aunt loads the syringe. Suddenly he
turns to me and says:
- I’ll wait for you in the car, okay?!

In the summer, my son (4 years old) sits and takes a blade of grass into his mouth as if
smokes Speaks:
- Mom, look, I smoke.
- Kolya, you can’t smoke!
- Mom, I’m weed.

We are returning from the fireworks show. Cub (3 years 6 months) all 50
minutes of the performance I sat spellbound. The car burst.
He hugs me by the neck from the back seat:
- Mommy, I’m so happy! Thank you for giving birth to me.

Kirill (2 years 1 month) on the street saw him coming out of the entrance
man and without unnecessary greetings, addresses:
— Did you go for a walk?
The man was dumbfounded:
- Yeah.
—Have you put on your hat?
- Yes.
- And put on mittens. Cold. Very cold.

In the garden the teacher says:
- What to do? We have two Kolyas.
Mine says:
- Call me, Nikolai first...

My five-year-old son is standing in the bathroom, looking at his “household” and
says thoughtfully:
- I understand - here it is, the end of the spine...

Anton (6.5 years old) asks:
- Mom, I forgot, cows, sheep, chickens, geese - in one word
are they called? Cattle or bastards?

Daughter:
- Dad, when the renovation is finished, how old will I be?

My younger sister One day I decided to call my father at work:
- Hello! Is this dad's job? Call dad!

The other day I found my “diary of young Natasha-mama.”
“My son is 15 months old (now 5.5 years old). I can't ride in public
transport, because I'm dying of laughter. Let's go in and sit down, son.
chooses a nearby one young man, smiles sweetly and says:
- Dad!
Many “papas” got off at the nearest stop...”

I was walking with my son (2 years old) in the park and saw twins. Seeing them and
looking at it in surprise for a long time, he says:
- Where is mine?!

Mother:
- Yes, Veronica, we probably spoiled you... We’ll have to
punish!
- How is it that you spoiled me and punished me?

A daughter has been begging for a brother or sister from relatives for a long time.
Mom explains to her:
- Well, understand, dear, dad is on a flight, he won’t arrive soon, and without dad we can’t have a child.
But the girl was quickly found:
“On the contrary, let’s start it now, and dad will come, and we’ll tell him: “Surprise!”

I bought myself a silver set (bracelets and a ring) on ​​an ancient Egyptian theme. My daughter (4 years old) looks attentively, then asks:
- Mom, is this Ancient Egypt?
- Yes, daughter.
Husband asks:
- Daughter, how do you know that this is Ancient Egypt? What if this is Ancient China?
- Dad, this is your watch - ancient china, and my mother has Ancient Egypt.

Away. Adults are modest. The hostess says:
- Why don’t you eat at all? Help yourself, isn't it delicious?
A child (4.5 years old) comes out and loudly says:
- You are not at home here, eat what they give you!
I brought the phrase from kindergarten...

I scolded my son (5 years old) for something. He sat down on the floor, took out paper, pencils, and “sulked” at me:
“Then I’ll draw you fat!”

My husband and I got married when our youngest third son was 3 years old. Well, before everything somehow never got around to it. Once upon a time we had everything.
A couple of weeks before the actual event, the middle son (9 years old) asks:
- Mom, why are you always fussing with Anya (his godmother), running somewhere all day long, what kind of carnival dress did you bring?
Anya laughs:
“Tolik, it’s your mother who’s lost her mind and is getting married.”
Tolik is dumbfounded like this:
- Does dad know?

A friend tried to teach her son to sleep in the nursery. He fell asleep with his parents, she took him to the children's room. About 15 minutes later he returns and goes back to bed with his parents. His mother took him back to the nursery. He's back again. She carries him to the “place” for the third time, and in his sleep he:
- Well, how long will we run like this?!

I took my youngest daughter to work with me. She walked and wandered around there and went into the director’s office. I sit and hear them talking about something, and the little one proudly reports:
- And my mother can still grunt!

My daughter asks me:
- Mom, what time was I born?
I told her:
- At twelve at night.
And she scared me:
- Oh, I probably woke you up?!

Grandmother is enthusiastically watching a fashion show on TV. Anton (4 years old):
- Grandma, what is evening dress?
Grandmother, without looking up from the screen:
- Well, Antoshka, imagine that a girl puts on her most elegant dress, a boy puts on his most beautiful suit...
Anton interrupts impatiently:
“And they go poop together?”

At our grandmother’s dacha there is a simple “hole in the floor” toilet.
When Anya had to use it, she asked to be held by the hand. At the same time she kept repeating:
- Just hold me tightly. You remember, after all, that I am your favorite girl in the world?

I’m watching the news, my son runs in and shouts:
- Oh, Medvedev!
I ask:
— Do you know who Medvedev is?
- Yes - Putin.

The wife went to the maternity hospital for safekeeping. I, my son Svyatoslav (4 years old) and my son Egor (2 years old) remained at home. I only know how to cook pasta. So, I cooked some pasta for them and added a little salt. Saint came running first and tried it. Without saying anything, he leaves the table. Goes to the nursery. At the door he meets Yegor, going to eat, takes him by the hand, takes him to the nursery and says:
- Egor, don’t eat. You are my only brother so far...

I had to invite my mother.

We went to the store and left the car under a tree. While we were walking, a flock of birds flew in and pretty much shit on the roof and hood. I had to take the car to a car wash and wash it until it was clean. After washing my son looked at the car and said:
- Well, the birds will look at the car and say: “They pooped, pooped and all in vain!”

A son at the zoo asks his father:
- Dad, if a tiger breaks out of the cage and eats you, what bus should I take home?

Leva is 6 years old. Let's go with him to a neurologist. Lyovka is capricious - he is tired of the doctors. I tell him:
“This doctor won’t do anything to you, he’ll just talk.”
- That's all?
- Well, maybe he’ll knock with a hammer, but it won’t hurt.
We've arrived, let's go in. Doctor:
- Hello, Lyovushka!
- Hello! Well, where is your axe?!

We hope that we have cheered you up, smile more often!

This sketch is about how an oligarch dad tries to explain to his eleven-year-old daughter what New Year. Scene for 2 people.

Dad: Daughter, it’s the end of December, do you know what holiday is coming soon?
Daughter: Listen, dad, I’m only 11 years old, how do I know such difficulties? Go to the fourth living room on the third floor, I think there’s a calendar hanging there.
Dad: Well, we already celebrated this holiday. Try to guess.
Daughter: Oh, I see, this is the holiday when we go to Hawaii.
Dad: No, daughter, the holiday you are talking about is your birthday. We celebrate it on the 5th of every month.
Daughter: Oh, is this the day when we ride on a tank?
Dad: No, it’s victory day.
Daughter: Oh, a day of plane rides?
Dad: No, it's aviation day.
Daughter: Oh, I remembered. This is the day when you tell everyone that you have no money.
Dad: No, then the first of April... or the day the tax inspector arrives. But what I'm talking about is a different holiday.
Daughter: Well, the last thing I remember is the day we went to the water park.
Dad: Oh, baby, how do you remember such little things. The Jacuzzi just broke that day.
Daughter: I give up.
Dad: Well, the New Year holiday is coming soon.
Daughter: And what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day they give gifts.
Daughter: Well, I’m asking, what’s unusual about it?
Dad: On this day, it’s not me who gives gifts, but Santa Claus.
Daughter: Does Santa Claus have even more money than you?
Dad: No.
Daughter: Why does he give gifts to everyone then? It would be better if he bought something for himself.
Dad: No, giving gifts is his job.
Daughter: Is this job highly paid?
Dad: No, no one pays him anything for this.
Daughter: It’s good that you are not Santa Claus. Well, tell me how you celebrate the New Year.
Dad: The whole family gets together, they drink wine, eat salads, and the children shout “Burn the Christmas tree” and the Christmas tree lights up.
Daughter: Oh, I would have said that right away. It's barbecue day.
Dad: Why kebabs?
Daughter: Well, on barbecue day the whole family also gets together, they also drink wine and eat salads, and the children make a fire to fry kebabs.
Dad: There’s so much you still don’t know. For me, the New Year is associated with tangerines and chewing gum for a ruble.
Daughter: Dad, I’m bad with foreign currencies, so tell me, the ruble is how much in our Russian thousands.
Dad: Well, one ruble is exactly a thousand times less than a Russian thousand.
Daughter (Innocently): What a coincidence!
Dad: Remember this, because in our country, in addition to thousands, rubles are also accepted! Daughter: Tough, two currencies for one country!
Dad: Well, now let's decorate the Christmas tree!
Daughter: Why dress her up if she’s going to burn anyway?
Dad: No, it won’t burn, we’ll just hang lanterns on it, and they will glow.
Daughter: Well, I was already thinking about jumping over the fire. Okay, let's go.

In recent decades, our wonderful people have suddenly begun to borrow so much from other cultures. We use borrowed words, eat borrowed food... And we began to have holidays that were alien to us. For example, Valentine's Day has nothing to do with our Orthodox culture. After all, there is one wonderful holiday Day of Peter and Fevronia! This is what we decided to make traditional in our kindergarten.

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Holiday scenario

"Dads and daughters, mothers and sons"

PROGRESS OF THE HOLIDAY

The song “Chamomile Fields” is playing

Leading: Good afternoon, dear guests! We are glad to see you at a family holiday. Family is the most important thing in life for each of us. Family is close and dear people, those whom we love, from whom we take example, whom we care about, to whom we wish goodness and happiness. It is in the family that we learn love, responsibility, care and respect.Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy said: “Happy is he who is happy at home.” You will become adults, and each of you will have your own family, how do you see it?(children's answers).

You and I are growing in a family circle,
The basis of the foundations is the parental home.
All your roots are in the family circle,
And you came into life from family.

It’s not for nothing that Rus' has so many proverbs and sayings about family, which ones do you know? I know these:

Family in a heap - not even a cloud is scary

There is no need for treasure when there is harmony in the family

When the family is together and the heart is in the right place

Even if it’s crowded, it’s better together

With sweetheart paradise and in a hut

Live soul to soul

At our family holiday there are family teams and a family council that acts as a jury. Introducing the teams and family council (jury).

So, our family advice:

Chapter _______________

Members of the family council _____________________________________________

_____________________________________________

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Our competition will take place in several stages:

Stage I: "Business card": self-presentation in free form using any form of presentation. During the competition, participants demonstrate their hobbies, creativity, and imagination. Presentation time is 5 minutes.Maximum score – 5 points.

Stage II: "Erudite" competition:During the competition, family members reveal the breadth of their horizons, general culture, improvisation, and ingenuity. Maximum score – 5 points.

Stage III: "Family Miracles":During the competition, all families will be given the opportunity to show their various talents: drawing, handicrafts, singing, reading poetry.

Stage IV: "Finger lickin' competition": presentation of a family signature dish. Maximum score – 5 points.

Well, it's time to start our competition program.

So, the competition "Business card."

(Team performance, presentation).

Well, the first competition has passed. We learned a lot of interesting things about our families.

Day of family, love and fidelity - good, bright holiday. And who knows which Orthodox saints have become a real example for all of us? One flower has become the symbol of Family Day, love and fidelity...

They call it the yellow-eyed flower,

They picked a flower - they use the petals to tell fortunes.

That's right, it's chamomile. Chamomile is a flower of Russian fields and meadows. And besides this, chamomile most directly relates to love. Who knows how? They guessed on a chamomile - “loves or doesn’t love.”

Now it's time for the second competition"Erudite".

There are many proverbs and sayings about family. Let's remember them. Now a little warm-up and the first task. You need to correct what is wrong.

– Don’t be born beautiful, but be born rich (happy).
– Love is a ring, and a ring has no problems (no beginning and no end).
– Seven nannies have a child in their care (without an eye).
- Darlings only fight on Fridays (they have fun).

Now continue the proverb.

• A guest on the doorstep means happiness in... (home).
  - A house without a mistress... (orphan).
  - Lead the house... (don’t shake your beard).
  – An apple from an apple tree... (doesn’t fall far).
  - The richer we are... (the more we are happy).
  - It’s good when visiting, ... (but at home it’s better).

The warm-up was successful. Now the second task. From the set of words that you will now receive in envelopes, make up a proverb. You can change case, form, add prepositions and particles.

Quests:

- Family, heap, scary, cloud.(A family in a heap is not a scary cloud.)

– Children, burden, joy.(Children are not a burden, but a joy.)

- House, lead, sleeve, shake.(Leading a house is not a matter of shaking your sleeve.)

- Family, treasure, okay, not needed. (There is no need for treasure when there is harmony in the family.)

– Family, place, soul, together.(When the family is together, the soul is in place.)

Task three “Through the mouth of a baby.”

- This is when everyone is together - mom, dad, grandma, grandpa.(Family)

“This is the most precious thing in a family; it is protected and passed on from generation to generation.”(Family Heirloom)

– The most gentle, kindest, most beloved person for all people on Earth.(Mother)

– A place where we all go together.(House)

“It’s so small, squeaky, and causes a lot of trouble, but they still love it.”(Child)

“She knits socks for everyone and bakes the most wonderful pies and buns.”(Grandmother)
- All the children play with them.(Toys)

– This is not a person, but all family members love him.(Pet)

Well done, teams. Now it's time to prepare for the third competition. We offer you a choice of several creative tasks:

Leading: While the jury is summing up the results of the two stages, the participants are getting ready, we will play with the fans.

Blitz tournament for fans.

1. What can’t you bake bread without?(No crust)

2. In what year do people eat more than usual?(On leap days).

3. What kind of water can be brought in a sieve?(Frozen)

4. What is half an orange more like?(To the other half)

5. What tree does the crow sit on after the rain?(On wet)

6. In which fields does grass not grow?(On the margins of a school notebook)

7. What comb can you use to comb your head?(Petushin)

8. What does the watchman do if there is a sparrow sitting on his hat?(sleeping)

9. Where does the water stand?(In a glass)

10. What disease does no one get on land?(Nautical)

11. What do people walk on but never drive?(Across the chessboard)

12. The name of which bird consists of a letter and the name of a river?(Oriole)

13. What is between the city and the village?(Conjunction “I”)

14. What can you watch with your eyes closed?(Dream)

15. My father's son, but not my brother. Who is he?(Myself)

Leading: Well, our last competition is "You'll Lick Your Fingers."

Now the team members will introduce us to their family specialties.(Teams present their dishes).

Leading: Our competition tasks have come to an end, all participants did a great job. While the jury sums up the results of our competition, you and I will play a little.

Now the floor is given to our Family Council.

(The jury's word. Awarding in the nominations “The Most friendly family”, “The most creative family”, “The most musical family”, “The most intelligent family”, etc.)

Leading: What is family? A family is not just relatives who live together, it is people who are united by feelings, interests, and attitudes to life. There is nothing more valuable than family.

Family is what we share among everyone,

A little bit of everything: tears and laughter,

Rise and fall, joy, sadness,

Friendship and quarrels, silence stamped.

Family is something that is always with you.

Let the seconds, weeks, years rush by,

But the walls are dear, your father’s house -

The heart will forever remain in it!

And now, dear participants and fans, ending this evening, I would like to say a big thank you to everyone and express the hope that family holiday helped us get to know each other better, unite, take another step towards mutual understanding and unity.

Closing song

The type of relationship a father builds with his daughter largely determines how her personal life will develop.

The role of the father in raising a girl is difficult to exaggerate. A father is no less than the first man in a future woman’s life who can instill self-respect in her, raise her self-esteem, and teach her to understand the psychology of the stronger sex, which will be very useful to her decades later. Unfortunately, in many Slavic families there is still an incredibly tenacious anachronism: as soon as a girl enters puberty, the father seems to be “thrown out” of his daughter’s life.

Not every parent is able to overcome natural shyness in communicating with an emerging girl, whom it seems like only yesterday she was teaching to ride a bicycle, but today you find him kissing in the park “with some young scoundrel.” Meanwhile, psychologists assure: for teenage girls, emotional closeness with their father is even more important than for their boys the same age. Because what kind of relationship “daddy” builds with his daughter during this difficult period largely determines how the grown daughter’s relationships with men will develop.

— It’s clear that for most fathers, raising a girl is much more difficult than raising a boy. After all, if in their little miracle in pants and with a water pistol, each of the dads involuntarily sees himself twenty or thirty years ago, then the psychology of charming creatures with pigtails and Barbies in their hands is a parallel galaxy for them, says psychologist Anna NEGLINNAYA. “But we need to get closer to this unknown world in time.” So that later, when she becomes an adult, her daughter doesn’t do anything stupid when building relationships with her men.

Family relations specialists in many countries around the world have noted the fact: most often those women who do not have an emotional contact with their father are unhappy in love. Of course, this is not an axiom. Many women raised by single mothers successfully marry and have children. But still, in about six cases out of ten, when a woman cannot arrange her personal life, when she gets burned in love every now and then, when she makes similar mistakes with every new man, it turns out that she has a difficult relationship with her father.

— Complex is a multifaceted concept. For example, do they not communicate at all? Or everything looks decent on the outside, but the daughter and father don’t have real intimacy, sincere conversations about personal matters, psychological support?

- Absolutely right. Simply put, the father did not “orchestrate” the scenario for his daughter’s future personal life when she was between the ages of 12 and 18. Moreover, he is not necessarily a drunkard, a rake, or an outright domestic tyrant. No, this could be a wonderful person who honestly supports his family and enjoys doing things with his daughter homework, gives her pocket money. But with all this, she has difficulty remembering the names of her girlfriends, and has no idea at all about where, when and with whom she had her first sexual experience. The fact of the matter is that the appearance of a family is not enough for the future personal happiness of children. There must be psycho-emotional contact: conversations, common interests, encouragement, a desire to be aware of most, if not all, events in a girl’s life.

- The fact that a man treats his wife or girlfriend disgustingly, does not want to build family relationships, openly stingy with signs of attention, we usually blame his mother: she raised him poorly, did not teach him to respect a woman. And when a girl has constant problems in relationships with young people, is her father to blame?

- Partly yes. Of course, we are not talking about, for example, a bad housewife. Dad won't be able to teach his daughter how to bake pies and cook dinners. Although this also happens. But lately we hear from all sides: modern women They don’t value themselves at all, they are ready to tolerate an alcoholic, a sadist and a gigolo next to them, just so as not to be alone... Here is a direct hint at some “flaw” in the fathers of such women. Most likely, at a certain stage of life, when a girl is developing a pattern of behavior with men, the fathers withdrew from raising the teenager, deciding that the main thing was to earn money for her clothes and education, and the rest would take care of itself or the mother would help. This is a fundamentally wrong approach. Only a father can raise his daughter’s self-esteem and teach her to love herself, which will play a decisive role in her relationships with men in the future. In general, this world is fraught with many dangers for the fair sex. And the task of the girl’s father is to contribute to the fight against violence against women, against the sexualization of teenagers on the Internet, against pornography, against advertising companies earning trillions from girls’ insecurities, and most importantly, against the opinion that “boys are better than girls.”

Top 5 rules for father daughters

Talk to her. And not only about school grades. Focus on what really matters: what your girl thinks about, what she believes, what she feels, what she dreams about and how she acts. You can have a huge impact on how she sees herself.

Encourage her. Let her love her body and herself. Tell her and prove with your actions that you like her for who she is. This is very important. Look at her like whole personality capable of great achievements. And then, most likely, in the future your daughter will choose a life partner who is similar to you in her actions and her understanding of life values.

Be involved in her life. Not only mother should know who Galka is, why your girl refuses to be friends with Fedka from a parallel class, and explain how to “kick off” elderly womanizers flirting in transport. Learn the names of her girlfriends and boyfriends. It is very important that your daughter comes to you for advice in her personal life. After all, you understand men better because you are one of them! Therefore, it is much easier for you to help your daughter understand the ups and downs of love.

Find a common hobby. For example, sports. Why not? By the way, it has been proven that the most physically active girls are those who play sports with their fathers. And this category of daughters, by the way, is less likely to become pregnant in adolescence, less likely to drop out of school and less likely to get involved with bad company.

Learn from other fathers. With the current development of social networks, this is as easy as shelling pears! Chat with advanced dads on forums, be interested, discuss, ask for advice and offer it. Remember: your task is to raise a Woman. The one about which no normal man can say a single bad word.

Blitz survey

What needs to be done to ensure that fathers do not withdraw from raising their children?

Olga POTKO, single mother, Minsk:

— Raising a future father should begin even before pregnancy occurs. Our men need to be taught the idea that WE will have the child. Both of us. And in no case should you encourage those who say: “Fear young dad understandable formerly a woman belonged only to him, and now someone third will appear!..” Sorry, this “third” is the flesh and blood of his father. He also took a direct part in planning it and conceiving a child. So the responsibility is equal. And dad should start raising the baby even before he is born. Go to the doctor with your wife and walk in the fresh air. And then, just like the mother, get up at night, rock the capricious baby, change his diapers, play with him...

Sergey LOMONOSOV, father of three children, Brest district:

- Just love your kids! And to understand that you still won’t earn all the money, and the lost time, unrealized communication and distance from the grown-up child, while the father honestly amassed family capital, went on business trips and had difficulty remembering how old his son or daughter is, then not you will return it. There are things that you can’t buy for any clothes or cell phones.