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Legend:

Difficulty levels 1-10 (in order of increasing difficulty).

* A situation that can be resolved without asking questions.

© Joke situation (a situation whose answer does not correspond to the question posed).

One of the best situations.

Situations

Travel and adventure

Vasya the traveler.(2*) Vasya does not have a passport, but yesterday he managed to visit the territory of nine different states.




"Stay!" Came male shoulder from the front door. He didn't dare stop or try to rush through the narrow gap, but eventually he stopped. He fidgeted nervously behind him, from where came the confusion of approaching pursuers. “Come with me,” the man said simply and, in his opinion, there was something that could not be denied. He nodded and they both entered the illuminated room. A moment later, after they had closed the door behind them, he heard three pairs of hurried feet running.

Vasya works as a courier. He distributes documents to embassies (the territory of the embassy belongs to the country that this embassy represents).

Amazons.(4!) The traveler was captured by the Amazons. They decided to kill him, but promised to fulfill his last wish. How did the traveler escape?

The traveler asked to be killed by the most beautiful Amazon. Deciding which of them was more beautiful, the Amazons fought and killed each other.

He relaxed and looked where he was. The Empire History Book has the potential for great adventure. This is a heroic game set in Victorian England, at a time when the British Queen ruled most of the world's famous ones. But this island country, unlike the one we are used to in our reality, is not only a member of the human race. Instead of choking smoke, there are creatures that have never been seen by human eyes, magic will sparkle the earth, waiting for their chance to escape.




At first glance, the book impresses with its stunning treatment. It's not just an envelope, the pictures are spread throughout the book, they line the text and create a great impression. The visual treatment definitely looks like a star with an asterisk, and it's clear the writers put a lot of thought into it. This puts them squarely in League One. We will see if the first league hits the very message that the book carries in its depths.

Antarctica.(4) He walks naked through Antarctica and doesn’t freeze.

Naked is a surname.

Fight for gold.(8!) Six people are running. Suddenly the first of them shoots five times and shouts: “You won’t see any gold!”

Biathlon World Championships. The one who ran first, shot at the targets and never missed, and therefore hopes for a gold medal.

You'll receive your work carefully wrapped in comic book style, so you can be sure nothing will happen to it and you won't miss any notes anywhere. However, this method of selling has one drawback: if you don't know anything about the game, you'll have to judge it by its cover, which isn't for you. Of course, only merchants can have access to inventory for inspection, but many, of course, will not be very willing to do this.



Within the book are countless adventures for those willing to seek them out. This is a game that is not intended for beginners, although the authors tried to bring it closer to ordinary beginners. First of all, the claims on the narrator's ability and his ability to react depending on the player's decisions are higher.

Cyclist and pedestrian.(2) A cyclist and a pedestrian left the city N at the same time. They arrived in city M at the same time.

Two friends decided to travel, but between them they only had one bike. Therefore, to be fair, the cyclist rode halfway, abandoned the bike and walked. When the pedestrian reached the bicycle, he sat on it and rode off. Therefore, they arrived in the city of M. at the same time.

Likewise, players need to think more about their characters and communicate more, improvise, and react to the narrator's activities, thereby co-creating the story. It's not enough to just run into a dungeon and beat up everything, which is what some players are used to.

The room was in darkness, but Stirk had good eyes. He found two small children in the corner. There is no immediate danger. He looked with a grateful look at the lightning and he smiled at it. “I know you, Wash,” the silence fell silent. I know what you've done and you're trying to escape the city.

Ship.(4) Mr. Smith decided to sail around the world. A few hours before departure, a servant came to him and reported that he had a dream about a shipwreck. Mr. Smith postponed the trip. The ship really sank. Mr. Smith thanked the servant and dismissed him.

The servant worked as a night watchman and was guilty of falling asleep at his post.

Taking part in Victorian England greatly enhances the atmosphere, and people can imagine this time very well. At the same time, however, it is quite possible that, despite the extensive supporting information contained in the book, the narrator in particular needs a broader understanding of the world from a historical perspective. Of course, the content of the work only serves as a source of inspiration for players to guide others on their adventures.

However, the variability of the game expands the contours of the entire world, including all continents, and the book itself is a sufficient basis for playing anywhere on Earth. It contains information about all the major places, countries and institutions in your world. There are also plans to expand the list of workbooks to support these options.

Tunnel.(1*) One day on June 13, at exactly 2 o’clock, 2 trains entered the tunnel. At 2:15 am the trains left the tunnel - and no disaster occurred.

One train entered the tunnel at two o'clock in the afternoon, and the other at two o'clock in the morning.

Treasure Island.(8!) The pirate brigantine moored to treasure island. But before the pirates had time to land on shore, One-Eyed Bill became the owner of the treasure. How did he do it?

Also, the lineup of the band itself is a bit limited, because in order for everyone to play well, the band has to agree on common elements, because a gentleman and street pocket lineup isn't likely to work at first glance. It then depends on the ability of players to agree and possibly define characters for a particular game.



Besides social inclusion, a character's personality, background, history, and motivations are also important to the characters. Due to the emphasis of the entire story, this fact is crucial and will help not only the overall experience of the game, but also the player himself, because some things can then be easily used later to enrich the game. Depending on the character's history, it is easier to create a character, its aspects and skills, because the player knows where he has been and where he wants to go.

The pirates made an agreement that the treasure would be received by the one whose hand touched the island first. One-Eyed Bill cut off his hand and threw it onto the island.

Life stories

Performance.(5) He did not violate the instructions and died.

Fainting.(4) A man entered an empty room and fainted.

This man is a dwarf. Someone decided to play a trick on him and sawed off the legs of the furniture.

An hour passed before the door to the passage opened again, and two more joined the world of shadows. Stirk and him new friend slowly approaching the other side of the passage. They knew that guards could be everywhere. “Wait,” the little giant gathered Stirka’s shoulder, pushed him away, and peeked around the corner. He nodded to his companion and they both began to run. Before them lay plains and countryside.

The guards were simply talking to the prostitute when two men glided around them. Their journey had just begun, they didn't even know how far they would go or what they would experience together.

You can replace them with classic six-sided dice, where you connect two adjacent numbers to one, so nine and two will be plus, three and four will be minus, and the remaining two numbers will be zero. It should be noted that you will use significantly less than a Drake dens, for example, because boring is limited to a minimum.

Tricky friend.(5) He died after a long separation from his friend because he did not know what his friend’s head was now full of.

He is the prophetic Oleg, his friend is his horse, in whose head after death a snake settled.

Violator of instructions.(3) He was unknown. But then he violated the instructions and became famous.

We are talking about Icarus.

For some it is problematic to use steampunk. Characters from Celtic mythology also play a role in the game, and they fuel the genre mix so you can find adventures with ghosts, fairies or elves.

Empire Stories are full of honest information that can make for a great story and an amazing gaming experience. But they are not the only and most important element associated with the entire experience. It all depends on the experience of the players, their ability not only to guide the storyteller, but also to contribute to the success of the game.

Hearing deception.(2) Mr. Smith was furious when, after 10 years, he discovered that he could hear better without a hearing aid. But when he came to the doctor, he became even more furious.

Mr. Smith wore a hearing aid on his good ear.

Vain.(3*) Out of vanity she lost food.

Crow from Krylov's fable “The Crow and the Fox.”

All criticisms mentioned are only tentative. If you can surround yourself the right people, make a wave of fun. Stories of the Empire is an excellent achievement that deserves recognition and many satisfied players. Also invited to the game is the experienced Dragon's Lair storyteller Petr Shur, whose ideas are part of the review.

Pros: Graphical implementation of the rich information wealth of the world and the possibilities of an open pricing system. Answers: - not suitable for beginners - emphasis on players' ability to co-create a story. Our clients often have similar queries, which is why we have the most respected answers. You may find the answer to your question here, but if you don't, feel free to contact our support team.

Crime Chronicles

Jewelry store robbery.(5*) Harry decided to rob jewelry store. The store is located on a narrow street where parking is prohibited. Therefore, Harry cannot use the car. But if he comes on foot, he will definitely be caught by a police patrol. What did Harry do?

Harry arrived on a motorcycle and dragged him inside the store.

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An incident at the post office.(5!) A man received a package containing a dead mouse. He went to the police, and the sender of the package was arrested for fraud.

The sender of the package hoped that the mouse would chew through the packaging and he could blame the post office for the loss of the valuable cargo.

Scammer.(3) One person sent a remedy for seasickness for money. He was arrested for fraud, although the remedy helped.

We will send your winnings directly to your bank account. You can also use your winnings to make payments at the payment center. If you choose to select your winnings, it may take a week for the amount to be credited to your account. How to play the game in full screen mode?

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In exchange for money, he sent a piece of paper with the inscription “Stay at home.”

An incident in the mountains.(5!) Two friends went to the mountains. One of them died there. It all looked like an accident, but someone was found who proved it was murder.

This man is a ticket seller from whom the killer purchased one return ticket in advance.

Murder.(5!) People are coming. After some time, they surround the one who walked in front and kill him.

We can never rule out human error. It is important that you describe the error and its causes as thoroughly as possible so that we can resolve it. You must be at least 18 years old to play. At the same time, make sure you are excellent at the game before you start playing for money.

To play for money you must start the game from the yellow button. This contribution is one of the lowest on the market. This is the sum of all bets on all cash games, so it doesn't matter if you win or lose the game. If you exceed this limit, you will not be able to open the game as a cash game.

This is Ivan Susanin and the Polish army.

Sudden death

She.(1) She went and was eaten.

She is a checker.

Death in the dark.(2*!) The lights went out. There was a ringing sound. When the light was turned on, 3 corpses were discovered.

They broke the aquarium. Fish corpses.

Death of Jacqueline.(5!) When Jacques came home, Jacqueline was already asleep. Jacques also went to bed. At night he felt thirsty. He quenched his thirst and fell asleep again. And in the morning Jacques saw that Jacqueline was dead.

How to take a screenshot? Sometimes it can be very helpful if you send us a screenshot of the problem screen with your request. Screenshot, that is, an image of your screen, “take a picture” as follows. Your monitor should show the problem.

If you don't want us to see personal information from your computer in the screenshot, you can hide it in the graphics program. You can also do this in a drawing program. So we have a feature that should affect anyone who leaves the game for any reason or any other reason. In any case, this will still mean some interference in the game and the players who remain in the game.

Jacqueline is a fish. Jacques drank all the water from the aquarium.

Road accident

Road accident.(1) Fifty-one vegetarians were injured in road accidents.

A vegetarian driver carrying fifty rabbits was involved in an accident.

Car accident.(4*!) Father and son were in a car accident. The son was pulled out first, taken to the hospital, and put in a separate room. The doctor comes in and exclaims in horror: “Lord, this is Peter, my son!”

The doctor is the boy's mother.

Truck.(1*) A truck was passing along the road. His headlights were off and there was no moon in the sky. At that moment, a young woman was crossing the road, but the truck did not run over her.

It was day.

Lady and policeman.(1*) The lady did not have a driver’s license with her, she turned onto the road, although there was a sign: “The passage is closed” and then stopped under a sign: “Parking is prohibited.” The policeman saw this and smiled at her.

The lady was walking.

Taxi.(2*) An elderly lady got into a taxi. The taxi driver decided to pretend to be deaf so that she would not bother him with conversations. But when they arrived, the woman said: “Never lie, young man.” How did she guess that the taxi driver was not deaf?

The taxi driver arrived at the address the lady gave.

A resourceful solution

The right team.(4*) Abraham Lincoln conducted demonstration exercises and found himself in an awkward situation. There was a narrow gate in the path of the soldiers' formation, and Lincoln forgot which command to change the formation. And yet he found a way out.

Lincoln commanded: “Company disbands for 2 minutes. The meeting place is outside the gate.”

See Paris.(5) One poor French writer had a dream of seeing Paris. And before his death, he managed to fulfill this dream with the help of one empty envelope.

The writer came to the police, showed the envelope, said: “Poison for the Queen,” and he was immediately taken to a Paris prison.

Studio.(2) There are three studios on the same street. On the first there is a sign: “The best atelier in the country”, on the second: “The best atelier in the world.” But the modest advertising of the third studio is driving customers away from the first two.

Advertisement for the third atelier - “The best atelier on this street.”

Fight for the kingdom.(7!) One king had two sons. He said that he would leave the kingdom to one of them who fulfilled one condition. For three days, having saddled their horses, the princes stood on the border of the kingdom, without moving. It seemed that they would die of hunger, but none could win. But then a wise old man approached the brothers and gave advice that allowed the princes to quickly resolve the dispute. Explain the situation.

According to the king's condition, the kingdom was given to the one whose horse later galloped into the castle. The wise old man suggested that the princes exchange horses.

Pebbles. (7!) In one kingdom, a soldier and a princess fell in love with each other. When the king found out about this, he ordered the soldier to be executed. But in this state there was a custom - the convicted person decided his own fate. He was offered a jug with two pebbles, and if the convict pulled out a black stone, he was executed, while a white one was released. But the king did not want the soldier to survive, and ordered two black stones to be placed in the jug. The princess found out about this and told the soldier everything. But he replied that now it is even easier for him to stay alive. What did he come up with?

The soldier took out one pebble and quickly ate it. To the puzzled judges, he suggested checking the second pebble. And since the second pebble was black, they had to admit that the soldier pulled out a white one and let him go.

Lion and beauty. (6!) The king's best servant violated the order. “You have done a great deal,” said the king, “but I remember your previous merits. Let God judge us. There are two doors in front of you. Behind one is a lion, behind the other is a beauty. If you end up with a lion, it means you deserve to die; if you end up with a beauty, we’ll have a wedding and you’ll be forgiven.” The servant did not want to die, but he could not marry the beauty, since he already had a lover. And yet he got out of this situation.

The servant opened two doors at the same time, and the lion ate the beauty.

Boat. (1*) Two people approached the river at the same time. And, although there was only a single-seater boat on the shore and there was no one else nearby, they safely crossed to the opposite shore.

They approached different banks of the river.

Wise Judge. (4) Two women and a child were brought before the judge. Each of them claimed that she was his mother. What did the judge do?

The judge suggested that the women draw a line on the ground, place the child on it and pull him by the hands to their half. The child's real mother was afraid for his health and gave in. Then the judge gave the child to her.

A resourceful robber.(4!) Harry came to rob the bank. He left the car against the wall of the opposite building. When Harry ran out of the bank, he saw that a truck had stopped to the left of the car, blocking the left door, and the wall was preventing the right door from opening. Harry only has 30 seconds before the police arrive, and yet he manages to escape.

Harry had a car without a top.

Hunter. (3) One old hunter became deaf. In the taiga this is certain death. In order for the dog to detect the animal, it must be released, but a deaf person will not hear the dog barking. What should a hunter do?

The hunter got a second dog. The first looks for prey, the second brings the hunter to the first bark.

Broken vase. (8!) Poor Jacques had an old rich uncle. Jacques really hoped that his uncle would make him the only heir, and tried in every way to win the old man’s favor. My uncle collected Venetian porcelain. One day, passing by an antique store, Jacques saw the seller break a beautiful and very expensive vase. “So lucky!” - Jacques thought and asked the surprised seller to sell the fragments. Arriving at his uncle, he shouted from the doorway: “Dear uncle, I brought you a modest gift for 20 thousand francs as a token of my love and affection.” But when his uncle entered the room, Jacques dropped the package as if by accident. And suddenly he realized that his plan had collapsed. A minute later, an angry old man kicked Jacques out of the house.

In the store, Jacques wrapped each fragment in separate sheet paper.

Alexandria Lighthouse. (6!) The emperor ordered his name to be carved on the Alexandria lighthouse as a souvenir for his descendants. The lighthouse builder granted his wish, but kept his own name on the lighthouse for centuries.

The lighthouse builder wrote the emperor's name on the mortar. When the mortar crumbled over time, the name of the builder carved in the stone appeared.

Conversations

At the zoo. (3) Petya, what did you see at the zoo? I saw a lilac elephant, a giraffe that sees at night as well as during the day, and a hippopotamus that jumps higher than St. Isaac's Cathedral. And Petya speaks the truth.

The elephant is the color of lilac (meaning flowers), i.e. white. The giraffe is blind. But St. Isaac's Cathedral does not jump.

Boy and horse. (6) The boy approached the cab driver and said: “Your horse won’t go any further.”

The boy had never seen horses. While watching the strange vehicle, he noticed something leaking out of it and decided that it was gasoline leaking out.

Hairdresser. (2*) Hairdresser to a visitor: “So you’re not from around here? I love cutting hair for strangers. It’s better for me to cut two strangers’ hair than one local resident...”

Because it’s more profitable to cut two people’s hair than one.

Bird. (3*!) “This rare bird repeats every word it hears,” said the seller. A week later, the buyer returned the bird to the store, accusing the seller of lying. And the seller was telling the truth. How can this be?

The bird is deaf.

Student and professor. (2) The student asked the professor a question. The next day the professor shaved.

The student asked where the professor puts his beard - on the blanket or under it. The professor became lost in thought and could not sleep all night - no matter how he put his beard, it always bothered him. So the professor shaved.

Telephone. (6!) A man sits at home. The phone is ringing. He picks up the phone, says “Yes,” and hangs up. Then the phone rings again. He says “No” and hangs up. This is repeated several times. The phone rings again. He listens to what they tell him and exclaims: “Finally!”

Game in a situation on the phone.

Points. (5!) The teacher drew several dots on a piece of paper. She called Petya and asked how many dots he saw. “Five,” answered Petya. “That’s right,” said the teacher. Then she called Vova and asked him the same question. “Five points,” Vova answered. “Wrong,” said the teacher.

The teacher drew five dots on one side of the sheet and six on the other. Showing the sheet to Vova, she turned it over.

Small and big secrets

Magic book. (6!) A man came to the professor of black and white magic and offered to buy a magic book. “Anyone who begins to read it disappears,” the visitor said in a mysterious voice. “Where is this book?” - asked the professor. The visitor replied that he had left the book with the secretary. The professor went into the reception room and saw that the door was locked from the inside, there was an open book on the table, and there was no secretary.

The charlatan secretary disguised himself as a visitor. And no magic.

The secret of the castle.(5) Every night a man walks around an ancient castle and scatters stones.

This man is the keeper of the castle. It prevents the castle from being plundered by tourists trying to take something as a souvenir.

Yacht. (3) A yacht was found in the ocean. No people were found on board the yacht.

The yacht's crew decided to swim, but when they jumped into the water, the yacht's draft decreased and people were unable to get on board.

Mystery purchase. (2) A grandmother and her little granddaughter are walking around the store. Suddenly they see it. "Funny!" - exclaims the granddaughter. “Terrible,” sighs the grandmother. And they make a purchase.

They bought a mirror.

Horse. (1*) Clear Spirit - a thoroughbred horse, champion of national horse racing. The length of his leash is 10 m. The distance to the haystack is 15 m, but the Clear Spirit ate all the hay.

The horse was not tied.

Loneliness. (5) One person lived alone for 2 months. One night he turned off the light and left the house. No one ever saw him again. But through his fault many people died.

The man was a lighthouse keeper. Something happened to his replacement. The man got tired of waiting and left. As a result, the lighthouse was abandoned, the signal fire went out, and many ships crashed and sank.

Funeral. (5) One person died. He was poor, he had no relatives, but he was buried as a minister.

The corpses were mixed up in the morgue.

grave. (3) A man stands over the grave and cries.

This man is a priest who cries over the grave of his dog, whom he loved, but she ate a piece of meat and he killed her, buried her in the ground and wrote on a stone...

Hard work

Race. (1*) Bruce won the race, but did not receive a cash prize.

Bruce is a horse, and his owner received the prize.

Dangerous haircut(4). A situation where a visit to a hairdresser caused a work-related injury.

The hairdresser's visitor worked as a beekeeper. At the hairdresser he was sprayed with cologne, the bees did not recognize him and bit him.

"The Path Less Traveled"(2*) The writer put an end to it. The novel "The Path Less Traveled" was completed. Suddenly the writer grabbed the manuscript, and “The Less Traveled Path” was gone.

The writer renamed the novel.

Barbed wire. (6!) In a room, a man sits on the floor and tears off thorns from the barbed wire.

A man wonders, tearing off thorns: “He loves, he doesn’t love, he loves...”

Trouble. (5!) Climbing to the roof of the house, two workers call the apartments on each floor. After 2 hours, going downstairs, they again call all the apartments.

Workers carry a long ladder that cannot be turned around in a narrow flight of stairs. Therefore, on each floor, in order to go further, they bring the end of the stairs into the apartment and turn around.

An incident at an enterprise.(6*) Technician Petrov was given the task of marking the path from the main building to the entrance. He put marks with white paint every 5 m. Having reached the entrance and leaving the territory of the enterprise, Petrov continues to mark the road. Why?

This is how technician Petrov takes out the paint.

Mysterious house.(4) The burglar broke into the house. And although there were no people in the house, he froze in fear in the middle of the room with his hands raised.

There was a parrot in the house who shouted: “Hands up!”

Ink. (4) One responsible official always poured sugar into ink.

He hoped that in the archive the sweet ink would be eaten by cockroaches and he would not have to bear responsibility for his signature.

Horror

Blood. (2*) Human blood stains were found on the ceiling of the room.

Killed several mosquitoes.

Man on fire.(4) Fire. Firefighters are nearby, but do not extinguish the flames. A man walks into a burning building and no one stops him.

Testing of fire equipment (by the firefighters themselves).

Shot. (3) They shot and the body fell.

Piglet shot at the ball and Winnie the Pooh's body fell.

Normal and abnormal.(5!) The crazy man was walking along the shore. The normal one was drowning in the river. The abnormal one saved the normal one. The normal one was alive, but then he died.

The abnormal one hung the normal one on a tree to dry, and he suffocated.

Dormitory. (4) Dinner at the hostel. The lights went out. When the lights were turned on, student Vasya had blood all over his hands.

The last sausage was left on the plate. When the lights went out, all the students reached for the sausage with their forks, and Vasya with his hands.

Desert. (9!) The corpse of a man was found in the desert. He has practically no clothes on, and in his hand he clutches a burnt match.

Several people traveled by hot air balloon. As they flew over the desert, the ball began to fall rapidly. They threw away all the things, but it didn't help. Then they decided to throw out one of the passengers. They drew lots, and the one who got the burnt match jumped from the ball and crashed.

Indifferent. (2) Two people entered the room, saw the killer, his bloody victim, exchanged opinions and calmly left.

The scene is an art gallery. Visitors looked at a painting in which Ivan the Terrible kills his son.

Weirdos

Give me the ticket!(2) A man jumps out of the tram and quickly runs away. Another person shouts after him: “Take everything, just give me the ticket!”

The runner is a thief who stole a wallet. The owner of the wallet shouts after him. The wallet contains a lottery ticket for winning a car.

Cutlet. (3) Sparrow sat on a cutlet that someone had forgotten on the bench. Suddenly three homeless people came and drove him away. The homeless people noticed the cutlet, but although they were hungry, they did not eat it.

Sparrow is a person's surname.

Hit. (3) The man received a blow to the eye and was very happy.

He was hit by a wallet with money that fell from the window of a passing train.

Cowboy. (6*!) A cowboy runs into the bar and signs for a drink. The bartender pulls out his Colt and knocks the cowboy's hat off with a shot. The cowboy thanks him and leaves.

The cowboy was tormented by hiccups, and the bartender knew that fright was the best remedy for it.

Room. (3!) There is a man standing in the center of the room.

This man varnished the floor incorrectly. As a result, when the work was finished, he remained in the center of the room and could not leave without ruining his work.

Night. (5!) Night. The man wakes up. Calls on the phone. After waiting for an answer, he hangs up. Lies down. Falls asleep.

He called a neighbor who was snoring. The neighbor woke up from the call and stopped snoring, and the man fell asleep peacefully.

Strange man.(4*!) One person lived on the 10th floor. Every time he returned from work, he took the elevator to the 8th floor and then walked. Why?

This man is very short and does not reach the tenth floor button.

Jokes

Princess's marriage.(5©!) In one kingdom there lived a beautiful princess. She announced that she would marry only the smartest, the most beautiful and the most strong man. The Count of Ensky was neither the smartest, nor the most beautiful, nor the strongest, and yet he married the princess.

The princess just fell in love with the count.

Shop. (1©) A man comes into the store and asks to cut the sausage not lengthwise, but crosswise. "Are you a fireman?" - asks the saleswoman. “Yes,” he replies.

The man was in a fireman's uniform, and the sausage had nothing to do with it.

Sheep. (5©) Why do black sheep eat less grass than white sheep?

Because there are fewer black sheep than white sheep.

Shipwrecked.(4©) A shipwrecked man was adrift on an inflatable raft in the open ocean for three months. The only thing he had was a radio, and yet he survived.

The man ate ducks and noodles, which abounded in radio broadcasts.

Old ladies. (3©) Three old women are walking on the ice, and the third is the most contented. What is she happy about?

Old ladies fall. Of the first two, “sand is falling” and the third is not so slippery to walk on.

By the river.(5©) There is a sofa on the river bank. There is a herring on it. And nearby in the bushes a man sits and waits.

There are bedbugs living in the sofa. A man waits for the bedbugs to eat the herring and go drinking so he can take away the sofa.

Turtles. (7*©!) Three turtles are crawling. The first turtle says: “Two turtles are crawling behind me.” The second turtle says: “One turtle is crawling behind me and one turtle is crawling in front of me.” The third turtle says: “Two turtles are crawling behind me and two turtles are crawling in front of me.”

It's just that the third turtle is cheating.

Miracle. (3*©) Professor Quible became famous for his amazing experience. He would place a bottle in the middle of the room and then crawl into it.

Professor Quible crawled into the room.

Egg. (2©) Vasya threw the egg. It flew 3 m and did not break.

The egg flew 5 m (and broke).

Miscellaneous

Supermarket. (5!) A woman is walking through the supermarket. She carefully examines the goods and places some on her cart. Then he walks past the cash register and doesn’t pay anything.

The woman is a supermarket worker. She selects products that have passed their expiration date.

Book. (2*) One evening my uncle was reading a book. The aunt absent-mindedly turned off the light, but the book was so interesting that the uncle read it to the end.

The uncle was blind and read a special book using the Braille method.

Snake. (3) The river boat sank because of the snake.

The passengers, seeing the snake, all ran to the opposite side, and the ship capsized.

An unexpected meeting.(1*) I came across her by accident. I tried to catch her, but she went further and further. So I brought it home in my hand.

Splinter.

At the theater.(3!) Yesterday my wife was at the theater. It was a very boring play. In the second act, my wife couldn’t stand it and left. After her departure, a terrible scandal broke out.

The narrator's wife is an actress.

Rain. (5!) Five men were moving along the road. It started to rain. Four walked faster, but the fifth did not quicken his pace. But four got wet, and the fifth didn’t.

Four men carried the coffin with the deceased.

Mysterious objects.(2) Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn. Nobody put them there, but there is a logical explanation for why they are there.

Previously, these were parts of a snowman, which then melted.

Boy. (5!) The boy rings the doorbell. They open it for him. He says “thank you” and leaves.

The boy's baby tooth was loose. He tied it to the door with a thread, rang the bell, and the tooth was pulled out.

Metro. (2) Metro. A man asks something from a girl sitting next to him. She answers in surprise. He runs out... not at his stop. Why?

The man asked: “Taganskaya?”, referring to the metro station. And the girl’s last name was Taganskaya, so she said: “Yes,” and the man got off at a different station.

A required item.(3*) Everyone needs this. But he doesn’t buy it himself. And he would be upset if they gave it to him.

This item is a coffin.

Train whistle.(2) A man walks along the rails. Suddenly he hears the whistle of an approaching train. He runs 3 m towards the train, and then turns off.

The man was walking through the tunnel.

The shortest situation.(3) There is a newspaper lying down.

The newspaper covers the sewer hatch. And in the hatch sits a man who, carried away by the newspaper, did not notice that the hatch was open and fell into it.

Light. (1*) Last week I turned off the light and managed to get to bed before the room went dark.

When he went to bed, it was still light outside.

The hard way.(2) A person rises and falls. It rises again and falls again. Once again, again. And finally it comes.

A man learns to walk on his hands.

Dark room.(4) A man is sneaking around a dark room. Suddenly a whistle is heard and a bright light flashes.

This man is an actor. A scene from a film is being filmed. The whistle means the end of filming.

Blind. (3!) The blind man is walking, carrying a lamp. For what?

The blind man carries a lighted lamp so that the sighted ones do not knock him down.

Stone. (5!) In one city there was a huge stone lying in the square. The English master offered to take it out and asked for 10 thousand rubles for the work. A German master offered to crush the stone into pieces, asking for 5 thousand rubles for the work, and a Russian man removed the stone for only 100 rubles.

The man dug a huge hole next to the stone and pushed the stone into it.

Butcher and oil worker.(7!) A butcher and an oil worker came to the wise judge. The butcher holds a wallet with money in his hand, and the oil worker holds his hand. Each claims that the money belongs to them, and the other tried to steal it. The judge took the wallet and told them to come back in a day. When the butcher and the oiler came to the judge again, he gave the wallet to the butcher, and ordered the oiler to be punished. Why?

The judge put the wallet in water for a day. Since no oil floated to the surface of the water, he realized that the money could not belong to the oil man.

The merchant and the cripple.(6!) A merchant was traveling to the city. I met a cripple and gave him alms. The cripple asked to be taken to the city. The merchant put the cripple behind him on the horse, and they rode off. When we arrived in the city, the cripple did not want to get off his horse and declared that it belonged to him. They went to the judge. The judge ordered their horse to be taken away and asked the merchant and the cripple if they could recognize their horse among the others. Both answered in the affirmative. However, after conducting this test, the wise judge gave the horse to the merchant and punished the cripple. How did he know?

Both the merchant and the cripple recognized the horse. However, the horse recognized the merchant and turned to him, but retreated from the cripple.

To have fun with friends, you can play "Danetki" - stories with answers. In this article you will find the most best riddles and detailed answers to them.

Rules of the game

The game "Danetka" with answers is similar to solving riddles. The presenter reads part of the story, and the participants’ task is to ask questions to find the answer or find out the background of the situation. Questions should only require “yes” and “no” answers. If participants took the wrong path, the answer “not significant” is allowed.

Example

In order to better understand the essence of the game, let's give an example. "Danette" answers, complex and simple, usually involve some kind of catch.

Question: The pilot jumped out of the plane, but did not crash.

Has he reached the ground?

Did he skydive?

Was the plane flying?

Did the pilot jump out of a plane on the runway?

Short "Danettes"

"Danettes" with complex answers may involve a short question and an equally short answer, but it will not be easy to guess.

This man was unknown to anyone, but became famous after he violated the instructions.

Answer: Icarus.

This man did not violate the instructions, but died.

Answer: The stuttering skydiver couldn't count to three.

The harder you hit it in the right place, the better it will perform its function.

Answer: nail.

The pet store seller told the customer that the bird was a rare species and repeated everything it heard. Two weeks later, the woman returned the bird because it did not say a word. The seller didn't lie.

Answer: the bird is deaf.


Detective "Danettes"

Detective "Danettes" with answers is a special genre in the game. It is very close to the popular Murder Dinner and Live Quest that are popular today. Players will have to solve a cunning crime.

A murder has been committed. The judge examined all the evidence and found the culprit. However, when making the decision, he stated that he could not put an innocent person in prison, and made a decision of acquittal. Why did he do this?

Answer: The killer was one of the Siamese twins.

Do you want to play Danetki? Detective stories with answers can be challenging for beginners.

A man was found shot to death in his own office. He was lying on the table, in one hand there was a revolver, next to the other lay an old voice recorder. The police played the tape and heard “I don’t want to live anymore,” and then the sound of a gunshot. Law enforcement officials immediately realized that it was a murder. Why?

Answer: the tape was at the beginning of the recording and contained the sound of a gunshot, but the deceased could not rewind it.

For the first games, "Danetka" with answers about poisoning is suitable. The girl came to the party, drank some punch, and left early. Then she learned that all the partygoers who drank the punch were poisoned. Why did the girl survive?

Answer. The ice that was put in the punch was poisoned. The girl drank the punch when the ice had not yet melted, and then left. Those who drank it later, after the ice had melted, were poisoned.

“Danetka” with answers about a murder on the street is very interesting. A man was walking calmly down the street when he suddenly attacked a woman passing by and strangled her. He visited the police, but was released. Why?

Answer: the woman was his wife. Several years ago, she faked her death so that her husband would be blamed. He was convicted of murder and has already served time in prison. And they cannot be convicted twice for the same murder.

Scary "Danettes"

"Danettes" - detective stories with answers - can tickle your nerves.

The parents forbade the little girl to open the attic door, otherwise she would see what she was forbidden to see. One day she disobeyed, opened the door and really saw something she had never seen. What was that?

Answer: the girl saw the living room and the garden outside the windows. She never saw this because she spent her whole life in the attic.

The man woke up, lit a match and died from What scared him so much?

Answer: a man was in prison and made an escape plan. The easiest way was to escape by hiding in a coffin with the deceased. He paid a funeral director to help a prisoner escape. The plan was this: when someone died, the prisoner would sneak to the coffin at night, hide in it next to the deceased and bury him in the ground. And the undertaker will come and dig him up. Having learned that there would soon be a funeral in prison, the prisoner hid in the coffin under the cover of darkness and fell asleep. He woke up already underground. I lit a match and saw the face of the dead man. This was the person who was supposed to dig it up.

A man found a box in the attic, looked into it and died of fright. What scared him?

Answer: a man found a box in his wife’s hiding place with 4 glass eyes attached. Below each of them was written the name and date of death. All these men were ex-husbands his newly-made wife and died shortly after the wedding. The man also had an artificial eye.

Mysterious "Danettes"

The man got up at night to drink water. He turned off the lights everywhere and went to bed. In the morning he got up, looked out of the window and screamed. After which he committed suicide. Why?

Answer: The man worked as a caretaker. By mistake, he turned off the light at the lighthouse at night, which caused several ships to crash on the reefs. In the morning he saw what he had done.


The man was traveling by train from Switzerland. If he had been in a non-smoking carriage, he would have died. Explain the situation.

Answer: a man was traveling after a complex eye operation. When the train entered the tunnel, he thought he was blind again and was about to shoot himself. He had already taken out his revolver when he saw the light of a cigarette.

Newspaper article: “Tragic death in the mountains.” The photo shows a married couple; the article offers condolences to the husband of the deceased. A man came to the police and reported some information; the husband of the deceased was accused of her murder. Who was this man and what did he say?

Answer. A travel agent came to the police and reported that the husband had bought two tickets to the mountains and only one return ticket.

An anonymous person called the police and said that they should ask how John K was doing. When the squad arrived at his home, they found the owner’s body with serious injuries, but the apartment was in order, there were no signs of a break-in. What happened to John K. and who called the police?

Answer: a truck driver hit a passerby at night, found out his address from his documents and took him home. Then he called the police.

"Danetki" on logic

"Danetka" with answers can be quite strange, but most often the riddles are logical.

A man was walking along an unfamiliar road. At the intersection, he discovered that the signpost had fallen. He put it in its place and continued on the right path. How did he manage to understand how to install the signs correctly?

Answer: the man knew which city he came from. Accordingly, by installing the pillar so that the desired sign pointed to his city, he gave the correct position to everyone else.


The inspector came to check the school. He noticed that when the teacher asked the class a question, all the students would raise their hand, no matter how difficult it was. The teacher chose new students each time, and they all gave the correct answers. The inspector realized that there was some kind of trick here. Which?

Answer: The teacher said that when he asks a question, everyone should raise their hand. But those who know the answer to the question raise left hand, and who doesn’t know - the right one.

Do you like "Danettes" with answers, funny stories? This riddle is one of the best. Exam at a military school. One of the students took a ticket and began to prepare for the answer, but after a few minutes he approached the teacher, without saying a word, gave him a record book and left the exam with an excellent grade. What is the reason for this action?

Answer: exam The teacher tapped his pen on the table and gave a message that anyone could come up now and get a grade.

A very punctual man who suffers from deafness, he strictly adhered to his schedule. Every morning he left the house at 7:45 to go for a short half-hour walk. At the same time he crossed the railway tracks. The first train went through them only at 9:00. But one day a deaf man was hit by a train while walking. What has changed?

Answer: That night the time was switched to daylight saving. The man did not change his watch, left the house an hour later and crossed the crossing not at 8:00 but at 9:00.

Funny "Danettes"

"Danettes" with funny answers usually do not involve murders or any scary stories, they can be played with children.


The lights have been on all day long in the house for three days now. Why?

Answer: the wife was away for a long time, and the husband, before her return, increases the electricity meter as if he were at home in the evenings.

Within a day, all the salt in the city was sold out. The cadets of the local military academy are to blame for this. Why?

Answer: the cadets received the task of removing snow. They decided to make it with salt, went to the store and bought 10 packs each. Pensioners saw that the military was stocking up on salt and created panic among the population.

The man was simply furious when he discovered that he could hear better without a hearing aid than with one. He went to complain to his doctor, who prescribed the device, but the doctor, after listening to the patient, became even more furious. Why?

Answer: The patient wore a hearing aid on his good ear.