Funny tongue twisters. Funny tongue twisters, you can burst from laughter

The longboat arrived at the port of Madras.
The sailor brought a mattress on board.
A sailor's mattress in the port of Madras
The albatrosses were torn apart in a fight.

In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocordin from Bulgaria.

De-ideologized, de-ideologized, and pre-ideologized.

I'm driving through a pothole, I won't get out of the pothole.

Their pesticides are not comparable to ours in terms of their pesticide effectiveness.

Karl stole corals from Clara, Clara stole a clarinet from Karl.

Once upon a time the jackdaw popped,
I noticed a parrot in the bushes,
And the parrot says:
"You scare the jackdaws, pop, scare them.
But only jackdaws, pops, scares,
Don't you dare scare the parrot!"

The ships tacked and tacked, but did not tack. The Queen gave the gentleman a caravel.

Coconut cookers boil coconut juice in coconut cookers.

Mom washed Mila with soap, Mila did not like soap.

In the shallows we lazily caught burbot,
You exchanged my burbot for tench.
Wasn’t it me you sweetly begged for love?
And into the mists of the estuary they beckoned me?

There's a coolie on the hill, I'll go up the hill and put the coolie down.

The exhibitionist has small biceps.

Underqualified.

The workers privatized the enterprise, privatized it, but did not privatize it.

Sasha hit a bump with his hat.

Lilac teeth picker.

The fast talker quickly spoke quickly,
That you can’t quickly pronounce all the tongue twisters,
But, having become nervous, he quickly said -
that all the tongue twisters will be re-spoken, re-pronounced.
And the tongue twisters jump like crucian carp in a frying pan.

They took off Nadezhda’s colored clothes,
Without clothes, Hope does not attract as before.

The cap is sewn, but not in the Kolpakov style,
the bell is poured out, but not in a bell-like manner.
It is necessary to re-cap, re-cap.
The bell needs to be re-belled, re-belled.

The snake was bitten by the snake.
I can't get along with the snake.
I've already become terrified -
the snake will eat it for dinner
and will say: (start over).

The fluorographer was fluorographing the fluorographer.

I am a vertical climber. I can twist my stump, I can twist my stump.

The guru's inauguration went off with a bang.

The Staffordshire Terrier is zealous, and the black-haired Giant Schnauzer is playful.

Sasha is perfection, and she also improves herself!

Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neocolonialism!

And I have no time for feeling unwell.

A harrow was harrowing across a harrowed field.

Beavers wander into the cheese forests. Beavers are brave, but they are kind to beavers.

In seven sleighs, seven Semenovs with mustaches sat down in the sleigh themselves.

In the hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles his silks and, juggling with knives, eats a piece of fig.

The sergeant with the sergeant, the captain with the captain.

Your sexton should not try to become our sexton:
Our sexton will over-expose your sexton, over-expose.

Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled.
Sledge jump, Senka off his feet, Sonya in the forehead, all in a snowdrift.

A sorcerer was doing magic in a stable with the wise men.

All beavers are kind to their own.

Get up, Arkhip, the rooster is hoarse.

We talked about Prokopovich. What about Prokopovich?
About Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about Prokopovich, about yours.

A rake is to row, a broom is to sweep, oars are to carry, runners are to crawl.

You even stained your neck, even your ears with black mascara.
Get in the shower quickly. Rinse the mascara off your ears in the shower.
Rinse off the mascara from your neck in the shower. After your shower, dry yourself off.
Dry your neck, dry your ears, and don’t dirty your ears anymore.

Two woodcutters, two woodcutters were talking about Larka, about Varka, about Larina’s wife.

Two puppies are nipping cheek to cheek at a brush in the corner.

The woodpecker hollowed out the oak, hollowed out, hollowed out, but did not hollow out and did not hollow out.

Evsey, Evsey, sift the flour, and sift the flour -
bake some rolls in the oven and the swords are hot on the table.

Fedka eats radish with vodka, eats Fedka with vodka and radish.

The ground beetle buzzes and buzzes, but does not spin.

Pankrat forgot the jack.
Now Pankrat cannot lift the tractor on the road without a jack.

Watermelons were being reloaded from truck to truck.
During a thunderstorm, the body fell apart in the mud from a load of watermelons.

Four peasants walked from near Kostroma, from near Kostromishchi.
They talked about trading, and about purchases, about cereals, and about reinforcements.

The interviewer interviewed the interventionist.

Incident with the quartermaster.

Clara the King crept towards Lara.

Mower Kosyan mows obliquely with a scythe. The mower will not mow the mower.

The crab sold the rake to the crab. Sold the rake to the crab; Rake the hay, crab!

The cuckoo sewed a hood for the cuckoo. I tried on the cuckoo hood. How funny he is in the hood!

The elector coprated the landsknecht.

The courier overtakes the courier into the quarry.

Libretto "Rigoletto".

Deftly maneuvering in laryngology, the laryngologist easily cured laryngitis.

Mother gave Romasha whey from the yogurt.

We ate, ate ruffs from the spruce tree. They were barely finished at the spruce.

On Mount Ararat Varvara was picking grapes.

There is firewood in the yard, firewood behind the yard, firewood under the yard, firewood above the yard,
firewood along the yard, firewood across the width of the yard, the yard does not contain firewood!
We'll probably move the wood from your yard back to the wood yard.

There is grass in the yard, there is firewood on the grass, one firewood, two firewood, three firewood.

Grass in the yard, firewood on the grass. Don't cut wood on the yard grass!

On the river shallows we came across a burbot.

Our head has out-headed your head, out-headed.

Our Polkan from Baikal lapped. Polkan lapped and lapped, but Baikal did not become shallow.

Our daughter is articulate, her speech is clear.

A cow doesn't eat a box of crusts; a box of hay is dear to her.

He doesn’t want to mow with a scythe, he says: scythe is a scythe.

There is no ring near the well.

Eagle on the mountain, feather on the eagle. A mountain under an eagle, an eagle under a feather.

Osip was hoarse, and Arkhip was hoarse.

From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.

Pavel swaddled Pavlushka, swaddled him, and unswaddled him.

The train rushes by grinding: w, h, w, w, w, w, w, w

Have you watered the lily? Have you seen Lydia? They watered Lily and saw Lydia.

Precedent with the applicant.

Prov Egorka brought a pile of firewood to the yard.

The protocol about the protocol was recorded as a protocol.

The farrier got up early, forged steel, forged, reforged the steel, but did not reforge it.

He reported, but didn’t complete his report, he completed his report, but didn’t complete his report.

Tell us about your shopping! - What kind of purchases? - About shopping, about shopping, about your shopping.

The Ligurian traffic controller was regulating in Liguria.

The snout pig was white-nosed, blunt-nosed; I dug up half the yard with my snout, dug, dug.

Boxwood, boxwood, how tightly you are sewn.

The pig, with its thick snout, dug up the yard with its snout, dug up everything, dug up, dug up, dug up everywhere, dug up, dug up.

The waxwing whistles with a flute.

The fellow ate thirty-three pie pies, all with cottage cheese.

Thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but did not tack.

The pike tries in vain to pinch the bream.

The hedgehog has a hedgehog, the grass snake has a snake.

The weather in our courtyard has become wet.

Sashka has cones and checkers in his pocket.

Senya and Sanya have a catfish with a mustache in their nets.

Feofan Mitrofanych has three sons Feofanych.

The heron's chick clung tenaciously to the flail.

A quarter of a quadruple of peas, without a wormhole.

Scales on a pike, bristles on a pig.

Six little mice rustle in the reeds.

Sasha walked along the highway and sucked on a dryer.

Forty mice walked and six found pennies,
and the mice, which were worse, found two pennies each.

Jasper in suede became mossy.

Swearing tongue twisters are a type. By the way, you can find them on ours. For helpline operators and in the services of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, “obscene” tongue twisters are used. At trainings and seminars, psychologists say that such tongue twisters increase the responsibility of employees for reprimanding. After all, it’s more shameful to make a mistake than if you say, “Sasha was walking along the highway and sucking on a dryer.”

And remember: Tongue twisters are not needed to be spoken quickly and thereby amuse others. Tongue twisters need to be read slowly. The main thing is to pronounce each syllable clearly and expressively. They are needed for speech training. And of course, keep them away from the children and have fun =)

Oh at the spruce, ah at the Christmas tree, ah at the spruce there are evil wolves.

The road was paved by horses.

I walked the fuck up, met the fuck up, fucked up the fuck up, fucked up the fuck up.

Our trains are the most powerful trains in the world, and no train-riding trains can out-compete our train-riding trains!

To insure myself against the cold, I bought a doha with fur, but apparently I made a mistake here, the dokha does not warm “anything”

I walked to hell, I saw that I didn't care, and I thought, I don't care. if I'm a dick myself, I took a dick for a piece of shit and threw it away.

The ability to speak beautifully, clearly and quickly is not given to everyone. And in our time, when everyone has completely forgotten what the joy of human communication is, replacing it with correspondence on social networks and sending emoticons in messages, such a skill cannot be found in the daytime. Although, of course, there are masters who simply break all stereotypes about the capabilities of the human speech apparatus. Just remember the presenter who rattled off a very long tongue twister on air, or the guy who outdid the professional announcer. One way or another, now few people will be surprised by what Karl and Klara stole from each other, in which yard whose firewood is and what Sasha sucks on when he walks along the highway.

Ofigenno.cc I have prepared for you a selection of modern tongue twisters on new way. As they say, on the topic of the day. Try reading them out loud. I wonder which tongue twister will make your tongue confuse? And don’t be cunning, try to reach the end. Go!

1. There is firewood in the yard, the lads are on the firewood, the lads have grass, all the lads are in the firewood.

2. Lilac teeth picker.

3. The guru’s inauguration went off with a bang.

4. The interviewer asked the interviewee about the hopeless, unpromising person.

5. In Kabardino-Balkaria, valocardine from Bulgaria.

6. The re-sorted items were sorted, sorted, and sorted into the toilet.

7. Is this colonialism? - No, this is not colonialism, but neocolonialism.

8. De-ideologized, de-ideologized and pre-ideologized.

9. Look - a Mongol on Chomolungma!

10. Turner Rappoport cut through the pass, rasp and support.

11. Subluxation with subluxation.

12. Coconut cookers boil coconut juice in coconut cookers.

13. Khrushchi grab horsetails. An armful of quinine is enough for cabbage soup.

14. He who does not work does not eat what the one who works eats.


16. Sasha herself is perfection, and she is also improving herself!

17. The fishermen in the wheelhouse of the barge took beet, fish and lamb, and chose the master’s pressure chamber; Brezhnev's brother's eyebrows were shaved.

18. The Staffordshire Terrier is zealous, and the black-haired Giant Schnauzer is playful.

19. The men squeezed out the nodules of ruminant giraffes and the fat of living women with millstones.

20. They sold the oligarch halabuda in the Galapagos.

21. A collaborator flirts with a collaborator.

22. Depilated fillet paraded at the fildepers defile.

23. Mesozoic fellows killed mammoths with stone hammers.

24. The prosecutor punched a hole in the protocol.

25. The cap is not sewn like Yves Saint Laurent or like the Ku Klux Klan.

26. Oksana from the Nissan to the sauna, Susanna from the sauna to the Nissan.

27. On the screw, you can see a well-worn Windows.

28. Let Kirkorov’s pickaxe break off the crusts.


30. Sasha walked along the highway, Sasha found a sachet on the highway.

31. The bombardier bombarded the young ladies of Brandenburg with bonbonnieres.

32. The husband courageously closes his eyes next to the woman in labor.

33. Varya cooked rhubarb and roared that Valera was unfaithful.

34. Karl stole Clara’s Land Cruiser, and Clara stole Karl’s Chrysler.

35. Tskalo tiptoed chicks. Tsekalo's chick clings tenaciously.

36. The scribes copied and rewrote, but did not rewrite.

37. Dybra is an animal in the wilds of the tundra,
Like the beaver and the otter, the enemy of the cobra and the powder.
He vigorously rips the cedar kernels and crushes the goodness in the depths.

38. There’s a parade outside, I’m happy about the parade, I’ll go to the parade and take my camera.

39. Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov was selling hamburgers at Burger King.

40. Incident with the intendant, precedent with the applicant, intrigue with the intriguer.


42. In the hut, a yellow dervish from Algeria rustles with silks and, juggling with knives, eats a piece of fig.

43. Their pesticides do not exceed our pesticides in terms of their pesticide effectiveness.

44. The emotional Lukerya felt the unfeeling Nikolka.

45. Palmists and surgeons characterize rickets by fragility of cartilage and chronic chromosomal harakiri.

46. ​​He reported, but didn’t complete his report, completed his report, but didn’t complete his report.

47. The correspondent interviewed the corrupt official. The corrupt official disavowed the correspondent.

48. A Ligurian traffic controller regulated in Liguria.

49. It is pointless to comprehend the meaning with unreflective thoughts!

50. I drive through potholes, but I can’t get out of potholes.

Well, did you break your tongue while reading all these tongue twisters to the end? No problem, this activity is not only entertaining, but also useful. Do you remember the heroine of the Soviet film “Carnival” Nina Solomatina, played by the legendary Irina Muravyova? She tucked nuts into her cheek and learned tongue twisters. But all this is in order to get on the big stage and not screw up.

If you like these tongue twisters, immediately share them with your friends, don’t be greedy. Maybe someone you know will discover their hidden talents as an announcer.

1. The Turk smoked a pipe, the trigger pecked the grain: don’t smoke, Turk, the pipe, don’t peck the trigger, the grain!
2. A boletus, white-winged, white-legged, is running and has rummaged through the entire door. You were the snout of a boletus - a rib and half a rib.
3. A harrow was harrowing a harrowed field.
4. Be kind and get cobras.
5. Egorka was picking mushrooms in the copse near the hillock.
6. Siskins, tap dancers, goldfinches and swifts are chirping in the grove.
7. Varvara was finishing the jam, grumbling and saying sentences.
8. Senka is carrying Sanka and Sonya on a sled. Sledge jump, Senka off his feet, Sanka in the forehead, Sonya in the side, all in a snowdrift!
9. The colonel spoke to the lieutenant colonel, the ensign to the sub-ensign, the lieutenant to the second lieutenant, but forgot about the sub-lieutenant
10. Terenty spoke about auctions and about purchases, and Terentykha spoke about cereals and about reinforcements.
11. Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - carry, runners - crawl
12. Beavers wander into the cheese forests. Beavers are brave, but they are kind to beavers.
13. There is a pop on the head of a cap on the butt a shock under the butt pop under a cap
14. Half a quarter of a four-piece pea without a wormhole
15. There is no point in quadrupling yarn.
16. Kondrat turnip zhre Emelyan hemp tre
17. Pull the strip out from under the stump
18. A pig's snout dug a half-snout or a pig's snout dug up the whole yard dug a half-snout
19. Remember how the priest went through the reaping
20. Near the hole, three needles are withered: I’ll stand on the needles, I’ll get the needles
21. The fox runs along the six and the fox licks the sand
22. From under the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field
23. Don’t dig up any hole
24. I strive to be equal to everyone!
25. Al lal white diamond green emerald
26. Crested laughter laughed ha ha ha ha ha
27. In our courtyard the weather has become wet
28. A turner in a short-cut short-cut
29. The worm is crawling along the six, swallow the worm in the sand
30. Somehow we will stand before the Antichrist
31. Pooled around the bar and got dirty
32. Don’t over-sex our sexton
33. Arkhip Osip. Osip is hoarse.
34. Kind beaver to beavers.
35. Vavila’s sail was wet.
36. They drove a stake into the stockade. Punched..
37. Have fun, Savely, stir the hay.
38. Our purchase includes cereals and cereals
39. A water truck carried water from the water supply system
40. Leather reins fit into the collar
41. Horses trampled into the field.
42. In the pond near Polycarp there are three crucian carps and three carp.
43. The thunderstorm is threatening, the thunderstorm is threatening.
44. Grandfather Dodon played the pipe, Grandfather hit Dimka with the pipe.
45. Good beavers go into the forests.
46. ​​Wood splitters cut down oak trees.
47. Rake - row, broom - revenge, oars - carry, runners - crawl.
48. Yevsey, Yevsey, sift the flour, And if you sift the flour, bake some rolls in the oven, and the swords are hot on the table.
49. A slanting goat walks with a goat.
50. The cook cooked the porridge, overcooked it, and undercooked it.
51. Klim pounded a wedge into one pancake.
52. The crab made a rake for the crab, gave the rake to the crab. -Rake the gravel, crab.
53. Cuckoo cuckoo I bought a hood. The little cuckoo put on his hood, The little cuckoo is funny in the hood.
54. Buy a pile of spades.
55. Lena was looking for a pin, and the pin fell under the bench.
56. Three little birds are flying through three empty huts.
57. Mom washed Mila with soap.
58. Grass grows in the yard, There is firewood on the grass. Don't cut wood on the grass of the yard.
59. Our Polkan fell into a trap.
60. Senya carries hay in the canopy, Senya will sleep in the hay.
61. The wasp is barefoot and without a belt.
62. From the clatter of hooves, dust flies across the field.
63. Open the gate, Uvar, there is firewood on the grass near the yard.
64. The baker baked pies in the oven.
65. The quail hid the quails from the guys
66. Under the fence, into the shadow. Ax into the stump - zen!
67. I went to weed the fields.
68. Prokop came - the dill was boiling, Prokop left - the dill was boiling. And with Prokop the dill boils, And without Rokop the dill boils.
69. The crow missed the little crow.
70. One firewood, two firewood, three firewood.
71. A falcon sat on a naked trunk.
72. There is a haystack with a small quail under it, And under the hay there is a quail with a small quail.
73. Standing, standing at the gate, the Bull is STUPIDLY WIDESHORT.
74. White oak tables, SMOOTH PLANED.
75. Sasha sewed a hat for Sasha.
76. A cap is sewn, a cap is knitted,
77. Yes, not in Kolpakov style.
78. The bell is poured, the bell is forged,
79. Yes, not in the Kolokolov style.
80. It is necessary to repack the cap,
81. Yes, re-cap it.
82. We need to ring the bell,
83. Yes, re-beat it.
84. A weaver weaves fabric on Tanya’s dress.
85. To interpret clearly, But there is no point in interpreting.
86. The snakes are already in a puddle.
87. Kondrat’s jacket is a little short.
88. Whey from yogurt.
89. Four turtles each have four baby turtles.
90. The cunning magpie Catch the trouble, And forty forty is Forty trouble.
91. The crested girls laughed with laughter: Ha! Ha! Ha!
92. The heron wasted away, the heron was dry, the heron was dead.
93. Sasha walked along the highway, carried a dryer on a pole and sucked on the dryer.
Have you watered the lily?
94. Thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but never got out.
95. Near the house there is a hill with sacks, I’ll go out onto the hill and straighten the sack.
96. The mouse sat in the corner and ate a piece of bagel.
97. A certificate was given to Kozyavka stating that he is not a Kozyavka. Incorrect certificate. A booger is a booger.
98. Goats climb into the vine in a thunderstorm - goats gnaw on the vine in a thunderstorm.
99. Water flows from the neighboring well all day long.
100. We bought a lace dress for the cuttlefish... the cuttlefish walks around, showing off the dress.
101. Masha has poppies and daisies in her pocket.
102. A beetle is buzzing over the honeysuckle. The casing is heavy on the beetle.
103. The turtle, not bored, sits for an hour with a cup of tea.
104. Wolves are prowling - looking for food.
105. Margarita collected daisies on the mountain, lost the daisies on the grass.
106. The pig dug with its snout, dug out half a snout and half a rib bone
107. the heron wasted away, the heron was drying up, the heron was finally dead!
108. In the depths of the tundra, otters in gaiters poke cedar kernels into buckets. Having torn out the leggings of an otter in the tundra, wipe the cedar kernels with the otter, wipe the otter's face with the leggings - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra
106. I'm bringing SOUP-SOUP! And to whom? PSU-PSU!
107. Senya is carrying Sanya and Sonya on a sled. Sanki hop! Senya - from the feet, Sanya - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead. behold, in a snowdrift - bang!
108. Sucking an icicle is a disaster! - we are strictly prohibited. But why is it called an icicle then?