Happy Mother's Day funny greetings to mom. Cool and funny SMS congratulations on Mother's Day

May Mother's Day give
A sea of ​​happiness and goodness,
And enormous success,
Light, tenderness, warmth.

And also an ordinary vacation,
Besides simple joys:
Being a mom is not easy at all
No salaries and days off!

Happy Mother's Day
Our beautiful mother
And we want to break away,
Have fun and laugh!

Take some rest today
Walk like the wind in a field,
Let dad cook dinner
Everything will be taken into the hands of men!

Let mother's day give
Happiness, joy and good luck!
Will fill you with prosperity,
Solves all problems.

In a sea of ​​magical joy
Let him immerse himself with his head,
Brings success instantly
And it will take away the problems!

May Mother's Day give
Happiness, joy and success,
Let it be filled with surprises
Causing loud laughter!

Let the house become a full cup,
Eyes shine with love,
And wealth will fall at your feet,
Fulfilling your wishes in a moment!

I sincerely congratulate you on Mother's Day,
And I want to wish you today.
So that you and your husband can change roles,
And she dedicated the day only to herself.

So that you watch TV on the couch,
And my husband cooked, cleaned, and did laundry.
So that beer and chips crunch,
And he didn’t bother you with problems.

To feed the children lunch,
Well, of course I set the table for you.
So that he doesn’t know about fatigue,
It was a pleasure to be with you for a day.

Well, then you go back to battle,
You will become a super mom again.
And with a heart full of kindness,
You can get some valerian.

It's very easy to be a mom
You just need to not be lazy,
Caress everyone, feed them,
Prepare borscht and pizza,
Do laundry, go to a museum
And make a craft for the kindergarten,
Just do everything faster
I still need to iron it.
Do everything, be in time everywhere,
Never getting discouraged
Have a lot of patience
I wish you this day!

What happiness it is to give life,
How much it means to be a mother!
Today is the most tender holiday -
Mother's Day! And we diligently
We hasten to congratulate you on him now,
Send warmth of soul -
Something that will warm you everywhere,
That it will be a spring of patience.
And it's time to wish you all
Health, joy, goodness.
Although life is sometimes hard,
There is hope in everything, two wings
And you are the standard for children,
An example for them throughout their lives.
So let them love you and take care of you.
Being a mother is the sweetest job!

Happy Mother's Day to you
Congratulations, dear.
Be calm like a boa constrictor
I wish you from the bottom of my heart.

Let the pogrom not bother you,
The spots around the house make me happy,
Let super moms work
It will be easy and pleasant.

May Mother's Day bring you
Fulfillment of desires,
Fortunately, a new step,
Magic and prosperity!

Rain of love, hail of luck,
And also a little laziness:
To rest more often
Without much explanation!

For all mothers today there is
Very good news -
You can leave the troubles behind,
Adjust dresses and skirts.

Let a fairy tale happen to you
And he will give you tender caresses
Every husband who loves you,
Will protect you from tears and colds.

Much health to you,
Women's charms and, of course,
Only good news.
Always be better and braver.

After all, you are an example for all children -
Your sons and daughters.
Be happy and carefree
And your hearts beat forever.

Mom doesn't have much to do, doesn't she?
Lunch ready on the stove
Clean clothes in the closet
Just a piece of cake, like magic!
Don't forget to do your homework,
And have a heart-to-heart talk,
You can't call it work
Anyone can become a mother!
But whoever says this
Let him burn in home hell,
I congratulate you on Mother's Day
Everyone who knows how to make heaven
I like tedious work
With patience, tenderness, care!

Being a mother is a difficult job,
After all, you have to be both a teacher and a doctor,
Still a cleaner in her worries,
Veterinarian, cook, seamstress.

But you shine like a wonderful fairy
In the skills of these multifaceted everyone.
Happy Mother's Day!
Let happiness and success surround you.

Away with all the cooking, all the cleaning,
Enough for you to drown in the laundry!
Let the husband take care of the child,
Mom needs a rest!

May your children today
They say how much they love you
That there are no better mothers in the world,
That you are simply “super class”!

I wish you to be happy,
Gain strength quickly
To be affectionate and loved
The mother of her children!

Today I remember the monkey from the cartoon:
Caring mother... huge family.
On Mother's Day, this story is especially dear to me.
Beloved, dear, there is no one more precious than you.
You forgave pranks, sometimes scolded,
And she sincerely loved, burning with shame.
I didn’t get enough sleep at night, I tried to teach
To love the whole huge world and to be human.
I wish you good health for a hundred years ahead,
To live under a peaceful sky without sorrows and troubles.

The holiday is bright and beautiful
Let it give you warmth,
Mountains of tenderness and happiness,
And a succession of successes.

And it will add patience,
And a smile on your face:
Like a queen to rule -
At home, like in a palace!

Mother's Day is knocking on the door -
May he bring joy
And for many weeks
May it save you the hassle!

Let him bring comfort to the house,
Inspiration will awaken
And will help you relax
Even on cloudy days.

Will throw happiness on the threshold,
And he will add up his luck there,
There will be a whole world at your feet -
Whether you want it or not!

You, of course, are our mother!
All day long you stubbornly repeat:
Wash your hands, get dressed,
Take off your shoes, get out!
Eat this porridge quickly
And don't anger your mother,
And, immediately, to bed,
It's time to go to bed!
We do everything obediently,
Because - we respect!

Mommy, beloved, dear!
What should I wish you on your holiday?
I tirelessly beg the sky
Never lose you.

I kiss your tender hands,
In a hurry to say everything important.
So that you don’t know either tears or torment,
Don't get sick, don't cry, don't suffer.

I hug you with love.
Without you I am a bird without a wing.
You are the only one, you are a saint.
I want you to live forever!

I'm on Mom's Day all day
I drew a gift for my mother,
But suddenly he smeared it with ketchup,
When I ate sausage and soup.

Then I accidentally drank Coke
And I doused my drawing.
Tried to wipe it off
And he suddenly threw the vase off the dressing table.

Then mom came into the room,
I found a drawing on the table,
And she told me from the heart:
- Well, the colors are so good!

And I’ll buy a new vase -
I haven't loved her for a long time.
Mommy, happy holiday to you,
You are just a miracle to me!

Like a bee, you circle all day,
Laziness is unknown to mom,
You iron, you cook, you clean.
How do you manage to do all this?

On the bright holiday of mothers
I'll help my mom,
I'll get up early in the morning,
I'll clean the whole apartment.

I'll even cook breakfast
Delicious, with sincere love,
To make my mom proud of me
And she was beaming with a smile!

Congratulations on the wonderful holiday
Our wonderful and sweet mothers.
May the Lord reward them for all their efforts,
For the love and loyalty that they gave us!

We wish you a wonderful day
You will only get better with age,
So that songs always sound in your soul,
Helping you succeed everywhere.

Let illnesses pass by,
Without even setting foot on the threshold.
All adversity will melt away like snow.
Be happy! God bless you!

Women-mothers! Kind, gentle!
How much love and how much warmth you have,
Happy holiday, Mothers! Boundless joy
May I give you two wings!

Be happy and inspired
Soar boldly in beautiful dreams,
In your life, women, be in love,
Let the sky turn blue in your eyes!

Dear and dear women, I sincerely congratulate you on Mother’s Day. I wish each of you to be the best and most beloved mother in the world for your child. I wish your children to delight you with their achievements and successes. I wish you mutual understanding in relationships and sincere trust, incredible miracles in life and eternal love in your hearts.

“Mama” - what a cozy word,
We want to repeat it again and again.
Today is a holiday for all mothers.
Who is stronger than them and who is gentler than them?

A mother woman is a queen, a goddess!
Moms, you are all our heroes.
A low bow to our women.
We send congratulations to all mothers of the Earth!

Mom is a fabulous word,
It is kinder and more precious than everyone else.
After all, there is nothing else like it in the world,
As for the trembling, the heart will be disturbed.

On this day, as children we must
Leave all your worries and affairs.
To thank women, mothers and relatives
And solemn congratulations on Mother’s Day!

Never grow old, never cry,
Smile back at problems.
We wish you health and good luck.
And live for many, many years.

Happy Women's Mother's Day, we congratulate everyone.
We wish you all great happiness,
Always smile, know no sorrows,
Be sure to hold onto luck by the tail!

Always be beautiful, fashionable, stylish,
With a gorgeous figure, still creative,
Cheerful, sweet, the most gentle.
So that your children are only diligent!

There is always plenty of good things in the house,
So that we never encounter troubles,
Always smiled and were loved,
Gorgeous, worthy and unique!

Congratulations to the most gentle
And caring people
Who are called mothers
Always lives for children!

Let adversity not happen,
And illnesses will rush past,
And let mothers know for sure
How loved they always are!

There are so many kind words about mothers
They have already said this in this world for a long time.
And they won't stop talking
You - you gave birth to sons and daughters.

A mother always takes care of her child,
Protecting him from troubles and grief,
He prays for adults, without even knowing sleep,
And she gently presses the baby to her heart.

I wish the mothers of the Earth
In good deeds to be protected from above
And know that all their prayers are for children
Someone up there will definitely hear.

I wish the mothers of our country
Good and only colorful mood,
After all, you should enjoy life,
Don't wait for the right moment!

Drop everything for a second,
Say: “I am beautiful and beautiful!”
So that a rose blooms in your heart,
To immediately become more positive!

May there always be peace in your family,
Live very friendly, don't get sick!
Let the sparkle of happy eyes shine,
Always greet a new day with a smile!

Dear dear ladies,
For those who once became a mother,
Without hiding my admiration,
I send my congratulations.

Mom... There is no gentler word -
Words dear, dear.
There is no kinder person
Her care is important to everyone!

I wish all mothers
Happiness, serenades, poems!
May it always, everywhere in the world
Your children make you happy!

To all mothers, a deep bow to the ground
For your patience, sensitivity and courage,
For the fact that, risking themselves, they were able to
Provide a ticket to life for children.

May every mother of my planet
She will be healthy and happy forever,
I wish you well, obedient children,
Care, warmth and endless love!

My dear, dear and beloved mother, I congratulate you on your day - Mother's Day! I want to wish you good health, feminine happiness, more money. You are not just a mother, you are my friend, to whom I can tell my deepest secrets. You will always listen, understand, give wise advice and not judge. You are my dearest! I love you!

Mother! Today, on Mother's Day, I want to wish you a lot of things, but the most important thing is health. As long as it’s there, we’ll deal with the rest somehow. Be sure to take care of yourself, don’t worry about trifles, because you’re the only one I have! Smile more often, laugh and enjoy good moments! I love you very, very much!

Beloved mommy! I sincerely congratulate you on Mother's Day, on your professional holiday. You gave me this life, so there is no person dearer and dearer to me than you. I dream that you will be around as long as possible. And I will try to be a worthy daughter for you. You are an example for me, you are the meaning of life for me, you are everything for me. Be happy, be healthy, be cheerful. Then I will be myself happy daughter in the world.

My dear, beloved mother! On Mother's Day, accept my deepest bow for giving me life! Thank you for your daily care, warm attention, endless prayers for my health and well-being. I wish you to lead and preserve our bright family hearth for many, many years. Health and love to you!

Dear and beloved mother, congratulations on your happy holiday- Happy Mother's Day! You are my support and protection from childhood to this day, wise support and confidence in the correctness of my decisions. I wish you happiness, health, prosperity. Remain as beautiful and feminine, do not lose the sparkle in your eyes and the lightness of your walk. May every new day bring you a smile.

Happy Mother's Day, accept congratulations from your son!
Nice words I want to tell you.
I wish you peace, happiness, inspiration,
You will never know troubles or grief.
Thank you for your love, warmth, care,
You are like a beacon, illuminating my path.
Being a mother is hard work,
Always be beautiful, gentle, kind!

Dear mom, I congratulate you on a wonderful, bright holiday - Mother's Day! Thank you, dear, for the warmth and care that you give every day. For your kind and sincere heart, hard-working hands, angelic patience. Remain as charming and unfading, tender and loving. Let the years not age you, your health not fail you, and adversity pass you by.

Happy Mother's Day, mom, congratulations!
I kiss you, I love you and I miss you when we’re apart!
I owe everything I can to you!
I am connected to you by an invisible thread!
You are my guardian angel, friend and ally!
You alone know that I am a romantic at heart!
You are not closer, smarter and gentler,
And there is no one in this World more important!

Mommy, I kiss your hands!
This holiday is yours by right,
And when we are close, and when we are apart!
So accept my devoted bow:
Since ancient times for everyone in this world
There is no word sweeter than the word “mother”!
Adults and children know this.
Today I want to wish:
Happiness and good luck to you, dear!
Long life, vigor, warmth!
So that you live without being discouraged,
So that you will always be with me!
So that you believe in me and know
Every minute, any hour:
No matter how fate separates us,
With a grateful heart - I am with you!

My dear Mommy, on Mother’s Day I want to give you many wonderful words - you are the most best mom in the world! I am immensely grateful to you for your motherly love and support, for the strength of spirit that you shared with me in difficult moments life. I wish you, dear, to receive joy from every day you live, and to warm us with a sweet, charming, gentle smile. May all the adversities and storms of life never touch you, live long and happily so that you can help raise your great-great-grandchildren! I wish you, mommy, to always remain strong and healthy, beautiful and charming, to attract good luck and joy!

In prose SMS

Crying of a beloved child
Mom is drawn to me like a magnet -
Change wet diapers
The rattle will ring,

He will feed you warm milk,
Will reel in a cross dance,
And with a smile he wipes away the snot,
And then he kisses you on the nose!

Only mom will caress
And the child will forgive for everything.
I sincerely congratulate you
Happy Mother's Day to you!

He wipes his nose, straightens his bangs,
And he’s already running, -
This mother is like a bee
It circles over the baby.

After all, for every mother a child -
Pride, joy, beauty,
In every gesture, glance
All care and kindness.

I wish you with all my heart:
Be always happy,
I congratulate you on your mother's day,
Let your dreams come true!

Being a mother is a very serious matter, it means being strong and brave, capable and knowledgeable of everything in the world, the best and most beloved. A mother always remains an ideal for her children. So let your days, mommy, pass not only in constant worries, but also in daily joyful moments filled with our love.

On Mother's Day I wish
Just this little -
So that you, without knowing worries,
She just smiled!

Let the glass burst from laughter,
The floor will crack from dancing,
If only the music didn't stop
And the songs sounded!

Let the kids laugh
And of course he plays pranks
Let your relatives respect you,
My husband loves me heartily!

Well, if it's a lot -
Something for the mood
I wish in the end
An ocean of patience!

You are the best mother in the whole wide world,
You have no equal, dear, absolutely.
We repeat this - “abnormal” children,
Which created so many problems.

We spoiled things while playing pirates,
They experimented with perfumes and shampoos.
Now we obediently congratulate you,
Leaving all the screams, undertakings and stomping.

Your "stick" was a wonderful medicine,
From laziness, deception and all kinds of cunning.
You turned the house into a magical kingdom,
With cakes, pancakes, your own kulebyaka.

We wish you only peace now, mommy,
Always do what only you want.
So that troubles disappear instantly, like a bullet,
And the world was surrounded by pure beauty.

Mommy, I congratulate you on your holiday. I wish you to read me your moral teachings, put me in my place for my mistakes, grumble about my shortcomings, call 10 times a day and ask how I am. I wish that you, my dear, will always live, be happy and bathe in my love.

Dear mother, congratulations,
How much I want to tell you.
Only you understand us
And she can always calm us down.

You are a guru at the hot stove, mom,
Master in cutting and sewing.
Worthy of all awards, certificates,
There are no equals in cleaning and washing.

What can I say so perfect,
So sweet beautiful mother?
It will only remain like this. Undoubtedly
We will do everything else ourselves.

I once changed diapers,
Bottles and vests,
When I screamed at night,
You rocked me with love!

Thank you for everything, mom
Sorry for being stubborn at times
On Mother's Day I wish you peace
From the harmful howling of children!

I love you, mother, dear,
You are the coolest in the world
I'm proud of you, I admire you,
And I try to bring joy!

, 2014