« New Year at the gate" - New Year's skits for students in grades 1-4
Kiryushkina L.E. , primary school teacherMBOU "Kuzbass Secondary School"New Year's scene " Christmas tree Kolobok"
Characters: grandfather, woman, Kolobok, Hare. Wolf, Bear, Fox, two Magpies.Grandfather New Year's time! Smells like fresh tar.Children are having fun near the decorated Christmas tree.Woman I see, grandfather, you are a poet!Isn't it time for lunch!?I baked a bun. He has a ruddy side!Where is he? What a naughty girl!- Haven’t you seen it, kids? ( Addresses the audience.) Grandfather They say on New Year's Eve that you won't want to -Everything will always happen, everything will always come true.Let us also make a modest wish:We want to find the bun, making every effort!(They leave to look for Kolobok.) Magpies 1st: “They want to go into the dense forest!”2nd: “They want to find Kolobok!”Kolobok Hello guys!I am Kolobok! My rosy side is delicious!I left my grandmother, I left my grandfather, I found a Christmas tree in the forest.I will decorate the Christmas tree and surprise grandpa and grandma!Magpies 1st: “The Christmas tree will be decorated!”2nd: “Surprise Grandma and Grandpa!”Hare Kolobok, hello, hello! I'll eat you for lunch! (Kolobok gets scared.) Just kidding, I won’t eat it! The magpies spread the news:You will decorate the Christmas tree and surprise your grandparents!Look, I cleverly stole a delicious carrot from the garden!Hang it on the Christmas tree! That will make more sense!Wolf I am the Little Wolf!I'm also a clever boy.Look how many hares I brought!The hares are all snowy, the figures are very delicate!True, I was chilled to the point of tears, because it was freezing outside.Well, guys, come on!Hare- How many are there? Wolf- Count it yourself! Bear And I, the Bear, came to see ( the hare gets scared). - Well, don’t cry! Don't be afraid of me! Come on, calm down!Here are pine cones from MishkaYes, honey candies for spruce branches!Fox You found out, I am Fox!I am a beauty to the whole forest.I combed my ponytail this morningAnd I went to visit you.Here are the cut out snowflakes,Here are the icicles.Let our Christmas tree shineGrandfather and Grandma are having fun!(Grandfather and grandmother come out.) Grandfather What is it, grandma? Woman What is it, grandfather? Grandma and grandpa(in unison)Our bun is alive and wellAnd not eaten for lunch!I was surprised! Yes, he decorated the Christmas tree!Kolobok Helped me dress up Christmas tree on the lawn Wolf, Bear, Beautiful Fox and long-eared Bunny.Magpies (in unison) We didn’t waste any time, we also decorated the Christmas tree.We found shiny beads in the thicket.All characters (in chorus) We will dance and sing under this Christmas tree!Happy New Year,We wish you happiness and joy!NEW YEAR IS AT THE GATE!
Near the window. Meow! Presenter. Who meowed outside the window?Cat. Open up, it's a cat! Very cold in winter Oh, I’m asking you to come to your home!And I like it with youNew Year's dance!The kids at school have a big Christmas tree, The lights on the Christmas tree sparkle merrily! Presenter Come to us quickly, warm up, and we will read you a poem.One of the children reads a poem. The cat praises the child. Presenter. The winter sun risesI see the little bunny coming. Where are you going, sideways, in the snow, barefoot?Hare. I'm not afraid of frost, I'm in a hurry to get to the Christmas tree.They invited me to join the kids - to dance in the elegant hall!Fox. I am a fox, I am a sister. I am walking in the forest.And now I’ll catch the boasting bunnies.Presenter. Foxy, wait. After all, today is a holiday - New Year. No need to offend the bunny. Better tell the kids riddles. Fox. Oh! I completely forgot about the holiday.Okay, now I'll tell you some riddles. Listen! It's snowing outside, Holidays are coming soon... (New Year) The star spun in the air a little, She sat down and melted in your palm.The bear enters Bear All winter I slept in a fur coat, sucked a brown paw,And when he woke up, he began to roar,After all, I am a forest animal... (Bear)
Presenter Our beautiful Christmas tree grew far in the forest! The bunny rested under the tree, the wolf sometimes ran by, The brown bear was sleeping sweetly. To our forest Christmas tree Even a squirrel came to play and frolic In a white snow coat.All the animals in chorus: Happy New Year to everyone! We wish the guys happiness and joy! Bear Hey, my forest friends, It's time to go to the forest for the New Year! We congratulated the children:
Both girls and boys!
Happy New Year
The forest people are now waiting!
Hand in hand, everyone leaves.
New Year's scene
Characters: hare, bear, Snow Maiden, fox, rooster, snowflake girls, bunny boys.(Large quantity characters Enables students to engage the entire class.)
Hare
What kind of house is it by the path?He is somewhat unfamiliar to me.I'll take a look ( looks out the window).
This house is interestingThis house is not easy!I'll knock onceWhose voice will I hear? (knocking)
Snow Maiden
There are two people in this houseWe live together with my grandfather.And we are not afraid of the cold,We are glad for frosty days.There is no stove in our house,Grandfather is afraid of the fire.I’m afraid of the light too, because I’m called the Snow Maiden!I, Snow Maiden, will sing my song loudly,And, having heard my voice, a swarm of snowflakes will fly.(snowflake girls run out and dance)
Song of snowflakes
We are snowflakes, like feathers.Our joy is easy running.A snowflake here, a snowflake there!Well, there will be snow together!Hare
Cold for the bunny, cold for the white one!What should I do in winter? My tail is freezing!Oh, I'm cold, I need to warm up.As soon as I raise my paw, the hares will dance!(The bunny raises his paw. Music plays, bunny boys run out and dance.)
Song of the bunnies
The bunnies went out for a walk and stretched their paws.Jump-jump, jump-jump! Stretch your paws.Oh, oh, oh! What frost!You can freeze your nose.Jump-jump, jump-jump! You can freeze your nose.The bunnies are sitting sad - the bunnies' ears are freezing.Jump-jump, jump-jump! The rabbits' ears are freezing.The bunnies began to dance and warm their ears.Jump-jump, jump-jump! Warm your ears.(A bear appears, the hares run away.)
Bear
I'm shaggy, club-footedI slept sweetly in the forest in winter,But I heard the fun and realized:The holiday is just around the corner!Tired of sleeping in a den,I want to stretch my legs!Teddy bear wants to dance, Teddy bear wants to play!True, the house is interesting. True, the house is not easy!I'll knock onceWhose voice will I hear? ( knocks)
Cockerel
Ku-ka-re-ku! Ku-ka-re-ku!I’m in a hurry to see you at your Christmas tree!The fox is chasing me, wants to take me with him!Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden (chorus to Cockerel)
- Don't be afraid, Cockerel,We will save you, my friend! ( They hide him in the house.)
Get here quickly, the fox won't find you!Fox
What a house! Interesting!Apparently, the house is not easy.I'll knock onceWhose voice will I hear? ( knocks)
Cockerel (scared)
Ku-ka-re-ku! Help! Save me from trouble!I don't want it for New Year'sHit the fox directly in the mouth.Fox ( addresses the audience )
Children, you should have told meHave you seen a cockerel here? (looks out the window)I see a red comb, this is Petya the Cockerel.Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden (in chorus Lisa)
We won’t give up the cockerel, we’ll eat it ourselves!You, Lisa, get out of here! May a miracle happen in the New Year!Fox
Oh, I shouldn’t have come, I didn’t catch the cockerel.Okay, I'll go home and heat up my soup!Bunny, Bear, Snow Maiden, Cockerel, snowflake girls, bunny boys (in chorus)
We deceived the fox, we will have fun together.Happy New Year to everyone,Let's leave the cockerel alive!
Ditties about Snowmen
Boys and girls! Listen to ditties about snow figures, the creatures are very delicate!
Our yard SnowmanI recently bought a truck!The snowman is a disaster!The truck is ice!The Snowman told everyone:“I bought a truck of firewood.I'm not the Snow Maiden,Let the stove burn!”
Snowman yesterday with a broom Fighting off the hare:He has a carrot nose The hare tried to eat it.
Snowman with Snow WomanWe rode down the hill.We rode once, twice -Only snowballs left!
Snow Baba bought Snow white scarf:She really wanted to becomeSnow Queen!
Snowmen in the yardThere was a showdown.Got it from those showdowns I'm looking after the cleaning!
Snowman with Snow WomanThey buy iciclesDreaming about ice creamAnd they melt with happiness!
A snowman stood with a gunAnd he was shaking from the cold.Come closer:Watchman Uncle Grisha!
Breeze for snowy womenI took off all the hats.And then I felt sorry for them,Gave them slippers!
Characters: presenter, reading guys, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, girl, Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, robbers, Baba Yaga.
The progress of the holiday
Music from the movie “My Affectionate and Gentle Beast” is playing. The words sound in the background of music:
Leading.
The last leaf is torn off,
The calendar was taken from the wall.
Congratulations have been waiting for a long time
January is just outside the door.
The old year is passing away
Its last page rustles.
Let the best that was not go away,
And the worst cannot happen again.
Let him not skimp on happiness,
Let him light the stars on time,
May all your wishes come true.
1st reader.
Let the frost play more merrily
Let it freeze your cheeks.
Happy New Year,
Happy year of joy, happiness, love!
2nd reader.
Hours go by, days pass -
This is the law of nature.
And today we want you
Happy New Year!
3rd reader.
We wish you a Happy New Year
All the joys in the world,
Health for a hundred years ahead
For both you and your children.
4th reader.
May the New Year you celebrate
A happy year will come into your life.
And all the good things you dream of,
Let it come true and definitely come.
Any New Year's song is performed. The Robbers run out (whistles, noise, screams).
Robbers. Why are you so smart? What's going on here?
Leading. Who are you?
Robbers. And we... (They perform a song from the cartoon “In the footsteps of the Bremen Town Musicians”: “Knife and Ax Workers...”, “We don’t want to live differently...”). So you won't have any New Year! We are taking your teacher and will not let Santa Claus come to you. (They take the teacher and take her out of the classroom.)
Parents(stopping the robbers). Wait, what do the kids need to do for you to let the teacher go?
Robbers. Let your children amuse us. For example, they will dance some kind of dance!
Children perform the "Dance of the Little Ducklings."
Robbers. Well done! They amused us! Okay, we'll let your teacher go. But we still won’t let you celebrate the holiday.
Leading. Robbers, let's agree this way: I'll tell you a few riddles, and if you can't solve them, then you won't bother us. Agreed?
Robbers. Fine. There has never been a mystery that we couldn't solve. Let's.
The presenter asks riddles.
He flies in a white flock
And sparkles on the fly.
He melts like a cool star
On the palm and in the mouth (Snow)
Carved, lace
Spinning in the air.
How does it fit into the palm of your hand?
So right away - water. (Snowflake)
Black, not earth,
Fluffy, not snow,
It heats, not the stove. (Fur coat)
No arms, no legs,
And he draws patterns on the windows. (Freezing)
Let me be a small bird,
I, friends, have a habit -
When the cold starts,
Straight from the north here. (Bullfinch)
The robbers could not guess a single riddle correctly
Robbers. How much we don't know! I'll have to go to school to get smart! Guys, forgive us! Can we stay at your party? We will be good and obedient!
The robbers remain.
Leading. Dear guys, dear guests, I invite you to play the game.
Gestures
In this game you first need to remember the text:
Santa Claus is coming, coming to us,
Santa Claus is coming to us.
And we know that Santa Claus
He brings us gifts.
After the text has been repeated, it is proposed to replace words with movements and gestures. The first words that are replaced are the word “we”. Instead of these words, everyone points to themselves. With each new performance, there are fewer words and more gestures.
Instead of the words “Santa Claus,” everyone points to the door, the word “is coming” is replaced by walking in place, the word “we know” is replaced by touching the flask with the index finger, the word “gifts” is replaced by a gesture depicting a large bag. At the last performance, all words disappear, except for prepositions and the verb “will bring.”
The sound is from the film about Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet appear.
Winnie the Pooh. Dear friends! My friend Piglet and I came to wish you a Happy New Year!
Piglet.
The New Year comes to us with lunar powder
And the flickering of bright candles.
New Year! Let him be good
For you and for our friends!
Winnie the Pooh. Guys, Piglet and I have a surprise for you. We will now hold a New Year's lottery.
Win-win lottery
Winnie the Pooh pulls out tickets with numbers, and Piglet hands out prizes.
The presenter reads out wishes for ticket numbers:
. No. 1. On a ticket by chance
you got some Georgian tea. (Tea)
. No. 2. To keep your face and hands clean,
You got a piece of scented soap for your ticket. (Soap)
. No. 3. Dimensionless vessel for various volumes of liquid. (Ball)
. No. 4. To prevent teeth from hurting,
Clean them at least once a week. (Toothbrush)
. No. 5. We wanted to win a flashlight,
But I just got a ball. (Ball)
. No. 6. Should be happy in abundance
From the lottery you now:
A wonderful card for you
Got it as a souvenir from us. (Postcard)
. No. 7. You will receive a balloon,
Fly into space to the stars. (Ball)
. No. 8. A rather rare surprise for you -
Two paper napkins. (Two paper napkins)
. No. 9. Get it—hurry:
A notebook for you: write poetry. (Notebook)
. No. 10. Don’t get sick, be strong,
We hand you the pills. (Vitamin tablets)
. No. 11. You look great:
Both clothes and hairstyle.
And the reward is not in vain
Your winnings are a comb. (Comb)
. No. 12. To distinguish the days well,
You need to know the calendar well. (Calendar)
. No. 13. About all the news in the world
Read it in the newspaper. (Newspaper with crossword puzzle)
. No. 14. You listen to advice:
Fruits - best diet. (Fruits)
. No. 15. You got the candy,
Come visit us. (Candy)
. No. 16. To find out your income,
A notepad will come in handy. (Notebook)
. No. 17. “Hurray!” - shout to the whole world,
Your car is a souvenir. (Machine)
. No. 18. So that your hair is beautiful -
Receive a comb as a gift. (Comb)
. No. 19. There is no typewriter -
We offer this item. (Pen)
. No. 20. In life you have to hope for the best,
Take glue if something doesn't stick. (Glue)
. No. 21. To write to you beautifully,
Hurry up to get a pen. (Pen)
. No. 22 This piece will correct the mistake,
This eraser is called an eraser. (Eraser)
. No. 23 This is not a cup, this is not a watering can.
This is the line everyone needs. (Ruler)
. No. 24. Always sharpen your pencil
And get a sharpener. (Sharpener)
. No. 25. I got into the car, drove off,
You arrived at school quickly. (Machine)
. No. 26. Japanese camera. (Mirror)
. No. 27. Preparation for jaw development. (Bubblegum)
. No. 28. Measuring device of the highest accuracy. (Ruler)
. No. 29. Music center. (Whistle)
. No. 30. This item will be useful to you
Study for “A” grades. (Pen)
Leading. Guys, the New Year is coming very soon. Who do we need to celebrate this holiday?
Guys. Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
Leading. That's right, guys. Let's call them.
Their names are Father Frost and Snow Maiden. You can hear “Song of Santa Claus” by Yu. Entin.
Last page of the calendar
Left on the wall.
I worked all year not in vain.
It's time for me to hit the road!
I'll travel hundreds of miles in a row,
So that on the night of New Year
Put on a Christmas tree outfit
And she got up in a round dance.
I will give gifts to children,
After all, there is no one kinder than me.
I don't want a better award
What joy to all children!
Father Frost. Hello, dear guys!
Snow Maiden. Hello, dear adults!
Father Frost. Happy New Year!
Snow Maiden. We wish you happiness with all our hearts!
Father Frost. To get you through this year
Snow Maiden. Without sadness and worries,
Father Frost. May you work with success.
Snow Maiden. And they had fun on holiday.
Leading. Thank you, Grandfather Frost, thank you, Snow Maiden! Somehow the holiday doesn’t quite work out for us.
Father Frost. Why?
Leading. The Christmas tree isn't on fire!
Father Frost. Yes, it's a mess. But for it to catch fire, two conditions must be met.
Leading. Which?
Father Frost Sing New Year's song and do a dance.
Children sing the song “Snowflakes” by A Vnukov and dance the snowflake dance.
The calendar leaves will fly off,
What remains is a leaf...
On the last evening of December
The magic time will come...
The clock will strike twelve times,
And Santa Claus will come
And he will take us with him
Happy New Year.
Chorus:
Snowflakes are falling from the sky
Everything lower, everything lower...
Drifts of fluffy snow
Higher, higher...
Steps of the passing year
Everything is quieter, everything is quieter...
And the New Year's song
Getting closer, getting closer...
Chorus.
A fairy tale will greet us at this hour
Under the forest Christmas tree,
And will never leave us again
Neither in summer, nor in spring...
And a miracle awaits us ahead
Both jokingly and seriously...
Come and visit soon
Come to us, Grandfather Frost!
Chorus.
Father Frost. Thank you, you made the old man happy. Here is the second condition: repeat this magic spell after me:
The frost is crackling,
A blizzard is blowing,
And here there is a big spruce.
You, Christmas tree, burn!
Shine on us for the holiday!
You, Christmas tree, burn!
Shine on us for the holiday!
The lights on the tree light up.
Leading.
Lantern lights
They sparkle brightly.
Dance near the Christmas tree
We are all invited.
Children lead a round dance around the Christmas tree and sing “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.”
Father Frost. Oh, grandchildren, I’m tired, tired.
Leading. And you, grandfather, sit down on a tree stump. We will tell you poems about winter.
Children recite poems. Santa Claus distributes gifts to all children. Everyone dances “Letka-enka”. Parents line up behind Santa Claus, children line up behind Snow Maiden.
The holiday ends with tea.
The skit “Whose help is better?”
King.
Alina, Polina, Evelina are the daughters of the king.
King(to daughters). Today I walked through our palace and was simply horrified: a complete mess! Books are lying on the floor, shoes are on the windowsills, and clothes are on the beds! And everywhere there are candy wrappers! So I decided to start cleaning today. And I want to ask you: how will you help me?
Alina. This is how I will help. When you start cleaning, I will turn on the player and put on your favorite record “Kings Can Do Anything.” This fun song will have you cleaning in no time!
Pauline. I'd better turn on the TV. The program “Visiting a Fairy Tale” will be shown there. I will watch it carefully and retell everything to you. And you will clean the entire palace fabulously quickly!
King(turning to Evelina with a sigh). What will you turn on?
Evelina. I'll turn on the vacuum cleaner. No, first I'll put all the things in their places. Then I’ll take a broom and sweep away all the trash. Then I will remove the dust with a vacuum cleaner. After this, I will wipe the window sills and all furniture with a damp cloth. And when everything is clean, we will all sit down together and watch TV.
King. Well, now I found out that I only have one real assistant!
Scene “At the Doctor’s”
Characters
A student with a briefcase stands in front of the doctor's office. He is undecided.
Student. What to do? To go or not to go? What if he kicks you out? No, I won't go. Yes, but what about the test? No, we have to go. Was not! (He takes a towel out of his briefcase and ties it around his head. Then he knocks on the door.)
Doctor. Yes, yes, come in!
Student(enters). Can?
Doctor(writes something, then stops writing, looks at the student). Come in, come in, sit down. What are you complaining about?
Student. Feeling very unwell.
Doctor. Specifically, what hurts?
Student. Head. Stomach. My ear is blocked. I don't hear anything and I don't understand anything. Then there is dizziness, blood pressure and palpitations.
Doctor. Do you have a temperature?
Student. Yes, yes! Thirty eight and eight. Or forty-four and four. I don't remember.
Doctor. It's clear. Do you remember your last name?
Student. No, I don’t remember... I forgot.
Doctor. And forgot your name too?
Student. Yeah. And patronymic. Because my head hurts.
Doctor. I also forgot what class you are in and what school?
Student. Class... I think sixth grade. And I completely forgot about school.
Doctor. OK. Open your horn wider and say: “Ah-ah.”
Student. Ah-algebra.
Doctor. What is "algebra"? Is there a test today?
Student. No, tomorrow. Oh, no, I don't remember.
Doctor. Mmm-yes. (Looks at the student over his glasses.) A very difficult case! You can't go to school. I'll have to stay at home for two weeks.
Student(delighted). At home?
Student. What about English?
Doctor. It is forbidden!
Student. What about geography?
Doctor. No way!
Student. Can I go to the cinema?
Doctor. Didn't I say? Necessarily! Twice a day - morning and afternoon!
Student. Thank you very much!
Doctor. Cheers! All. You can go.
Student. Goodbye. Oh, and a certificate?
Doctor. What certificate?
Student. Exemption from school. You didn't give it to me!
Doctor. Ah, liberation. No, unfortunately, nothing will work out!
Student. Why?
Doctor. How can I write you a certificate if I don’t know your first or last name, or the school where you study!
Student. Oh, I think I'm starting to remember.
Doctor. Well done! What's the last name?
Student. Kitties.
Student. Vasya! That is, Vasily Egorovich.
Doctor. Very good, now remember your class, school.
Student. Sixth “b” grade, school number twenty-five.
Doctor. Now remember about algebra.
Student. What algebra?
Doctor. About the one on which there is a test tomorrow. Do you remember?
Student. I remembered.
Doctor. Amazing! See how quickly you recovered for me! And you don’t even need any certificate! Or is it still necessary? For the headmaster of school number twenty-five?
Student. No need.
Doctor. Then goodbye. Kotikov Vasily Egorovich. Yes, don’t forget to take the turban off your head, it doesn’t suit you!
The student takes the towel off his head and leaves.
Scene “Grandmothers and grandchildren”
Characters
Two grandmothers.
First grandmother. Hello, my dear! Let's go for a walk in the park.
Second grandmother. Why, I haven’t done my homework yet.
First grandmother. What lessons?
Second grandmother. Nowadays it’s fashionable to do homework for your grandchildren. I want to try it, although it’s probably not pedagogical.
First grandmother. Why is this not pedagogical? Yes, I’ve been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life. If you have anything, ask me, I have a lot of experience.
Second grandmother. Well, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the poem: “By the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree...”
First grandmother. Okay, okay.
Second grandmother. “...Both day and night, a learned dog...”
First grandmother. What other dog?
Second grandmother. Well, I don't know what breed he is, maybe a Doberman Pinscher?
First grandmother. Yes, not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood?
Second grandmother. Ahh, I got it, I got it! Well, then I’ll start first: “Near the Lukomorye there is a green oak tree, a golden chain on that oak tree, day and night a learned cat... goes to the grocery store with a string bag.”
First grandmother. With what string bag? Which grocery store? Learn the poem again.
Second grandmother. Oh, I still have so many lessons! One grandson is in the sixth grade, and the other is in the first. His teacher asked him to bring the cash register to school.
First grandmother. Which cash register? From the store, or what? Don't involve me in this matter!
Second grandmother. Well, what does this have to do with the store? The cash register is the alphabet. Okay, I’ll do it myself, and you help me solve the problem.
First grandmother. So... (takes the textbook, reads) “... two pipes are connected to the bathtub...” Remember, in order to solve the problem, you need to clearly imagine what it says. “There are two rough connections connected to the bathroom...” - did you imagine?
Second grandmother. Yes, yes, I did.
First grandmother.“...Water pours in through one, pours out through the other.” Did you imagine?
Second grandmother. Presented! (Running away.) I imagined!
First grandmother. Wait! Where are you running to?
Second grandmother. The water is pouring out! Maybe the whole floor will be flooded...
First grandmother. Calm down. In fact, the water does not pour out. This is only mentioned in the problem! Now tell me, when will the bath be filled?
Second grandmother. It will never be filled. They said it themselves - the water doesn’t flow...
First grandmother. Goodbye. You will go to the hospital with you. And I also have homework not done: an experiment in botany needs to be carried out - beans must be grown.
Second grandmother. Oh, yes, yes, I remember you took beans from me.
First grandmother. Why, these beans are not growing! Apparently of poor quality...
Second grandmother. How low quality? Well, do good to people! You could say that she tore the beans away from herself and took them out of the soup.
First grandmother. Wait, wait, how - from soup? It turns out I was the one who grew the boiled beans? Thank you for being friendly...
Second grandmother. Well, I didn’t know why you needed beans, don’t be offended!
First grandmother. What do you think, if you and I continue to study so hard, maybe they’ll give us some kind of grade?
Second grandmother(whispers). Between us, it has already been installed.
First grandmother. Yes? And what is the assessment?
Second grandmother."Kol"!
First grandmother. Why such a bad rating?
Second grandmother. Because we are minding our own business.
First grandmother. Adults do everything for the children, and then they are surprised: “Oh, they are growing up with little white hands!..”
The old ladies are leaving.
Scene “The Enchanted Letter”
Characters
Denis. One day Alenka, Mishka and I were playing in the yard. It was before the New Year. A Christmas tree was brought to our yard. She lay there big, furry, and smelled so deliciously of frost that we stood there like fools and smiled. And suddenly Alenka said:
Alenka. Look, there are DETECTIVES hanging on the Christmas tree!
Denis. Mishka and I just rolled!
Teddy bear. Oh, I'll die laughing! Detective!
Denis. Well gives: detective!
Bear. The girl is five years old, but she says “detective.” Oh, I can't! Oh, I feel bad! Oh, water! Give me some water quickly! I'm about to faint! (Falls and laughs.)
Denis. Oh, I even started hiccupping from laughter! Hic! Hic! I'll probably die now! The girl is already five years old, soon to be married off, and she is a detective!
Alenka(offended). I said it right! It’s my tooth that has fallen out and is whistling. I want to say “detective”, but I whistle “detective”.
Teddy bear. Just think! Her tooth fell out!.. I have three that have fallen out and one that is loose, but I still speak correctly. Listen here: giggles! What? Isn't that great? GIGGLES! I can even sing:
Mikhail clubfoot
Walking through the forest
Khykhki collects
And he puts it in his pocket.
Alenka(shouting). Ah-ah-ah! Wrong! Hooray! You say “hykhki”, but you should say “detective”!
Teddy bear. No, you have to - “hey”!
Alenka. No, detectives!
Bear. No, heck!
Alenka. No, detectives! (Obarevut.)
Denis. I laughed so hard that I even got hungry. I'll go home now. These are the weirdos! Why are they arguing so much, since both are wrong? It's a very simple word. No “sleuths”, no “huffs”, but short and clear: “fucks”! That's it.
Based on materials from the film magazine “Yeralash”
Sketch “Day of Helping Parents”
Characters
Anton. Mother.
Three of Anton's classmates.
Anton appears on the stage. He wipes off the dust with a rag, sweeps the floor with a brush, while dancing and singing: “My baby, I miss you...”.
Mom comes in outerwear, freezes in place.
Mother. Anton, what happened?
Anton. Nothing happened, mom. Let me help you undress. (Helps me take off my jacket.)
Mom enters the room and notices that the dust has been wiped off.
Mother. Have you wiped off the dust? Myself?
Anton. Myself.
Mother. Tell me honestly, Anton, what happened?
Anton. Nothing happened.
Mother. Am I called to school?
Anton. No...
Mom walks around the room and notices that the floor has been swept.
Mother. Have you swept the floor? Myself?! Incredible... (Puts her hand to her forehead, checking to see if she has a fever.)
Anton. Mom, don't worry. I washed the dishes and did my homework.
Mother. I did my homework... I beg you, Anton, tell me what happened? (Grabs his heart and sits down on a chair.)
Anton. Well, I’m telling you: nothing happened! The doorbell rings. Three children enter.
1st. Good evening! How was Helping Parents Day?
2nd. So, cleanliness, order. Wiped off the dust, swept the floor...
3rd(opens the magazine). Check mark! (Ticks the box with a pencil.)
Anton. Helping Parents Day, Helping Parents Day! Look what your Helping Parents Day has brought people to! (Points to mom.)
Children surround their mother on all sides.
1st(vigorously). Valerian! Water! (Counts the drops.) 23, 24, 25! (Gives mom a drink.) How nervous all mothers are! It was necessary to first explain that this was just for one day and tomorrow everything would be the same!
Sketch “About the kitten who couldn’t read”
Characters
Yasha is a kitten.
One day Murka's cat, Yasha's mother, said to the kitten:
Murka. It's time for you, Yasha, to learn to read.
Yasha. I'll still have time!
Murka. There's no point in being lazy. Let's start right now. Sit down, I'll show you the letters.
Yasha reluctantly sits down.
Murka. Let's start with the simplest letter - "O". (Shows the letter "O".)
Yasha. Some kind of circle...
Murka. Yes, it looks like a circle. This letter is called "O". Repeat!
Yasha. This letter is called "O". What words contain this letter?
Murka. In many. For example, in the words “cat” and “cat”. (Shows cards with words written on them.)
Yasha. What about the word “kitten”?
Murka. And in the word “kitten” there are even two letters “O”. Look here. (Shows a card with a written word.)
Yasha. I see, I see! Two mugs! How about three? Are there three letters "O" in words?
Murka. Certainly. There is such a good word - “milk”. (Shows card.)
Yasha. Is it true! Three whole circles! Does the word “ice cream” have this letter?
Murka. Eat. And also three. Look here. (Shows card.)
Yasha. Good word! And in two ice creams, that means there are six letters “O”. And at three...
Murka. Don't talk nonsense! And in general, we don’t have arithmetic now! That's all for today. Go for a walk!
Yasha. What a good letter! And it happens in the most good words! And the most delicious!
Yasha approaches the screen on which hangs a sign with the inscription: “Caution! Angry dog!
Yasha. What a beautiful sign! And there are three words written on it... And in the first word there are whole... one, two, three, four... Wow!
As many as four letters "O"! Wow! There must be something very tasty or pleasant here!..
The kitten looks behind the screen. A deafening bark can be heard from there. Yasha jumps out from behind the screen, tears off the sign and runs to his mother.
Murka(seeing Yasha excited). What's wrong with you? Why are you so disheveled and shaking all over? What's happened?
Yasha. Mom, I was walking, I saw a fence, there was a beautiful sign hanging on the fence (hands the sign to mom), three words were written on it, and in the first word there were as many as four letters “O”! I thought that there must be something very tasty or pleasant there...
Murka. So! Everything is clear to me! This is what happens when you can't read! Do you know what is written on this sign? "Carefully! Evil dog!
Yasha. Yes, it’s written correctly, the dog is really angry... You know what, mom, let’s learn the rest of the letters!
Sketch “Word Game”
Characters
Petya is a son.
Two boys - one older, the other younger - go on stage and sit on chairs. In hands - pictures and pencils.
Petya. Dad, draw me something.
Dad. No, we will take turns drawing and playing words at the same time.
Petya. How is this?
Dad. Here's how. We will come up with words starting with some letter and depict these words with pictures. Let's take the letter "P" for example. I'm starting. (Draws a briefcase and shows.)
Petya. It's clear. And I’ll draw... (draws a steam locomotive).
Dad. Well done! The locomotive is like a real one! And I came up with this... (draws and shows a belt).
Petya. But you can't wear a belt! He doesn't start with the letter "P"!
Dad. And this is not a belt, but a belt!
Petya. Great idea! Then I’ll draw... (draws and shows a cat).
Dad. But you can’t have a cat, it doesn’t start with the letter “P”!
Petya. And this is not just a cat, but Fluff!
Dad. Oh, you cunning one! Fine. I will draw... (draws and shows a portrait).
Petya. Who is this?
Dad. It's nobody. It's just a portrait.
Petya. Great. And I’ll draw... (draws and shows his uncle).
Dad. Who is this?
Petya. It's nobody. This is just a passerby.
Dad. Well done! And I'll draw a parrot. (Draws and shows.)
Petya. Great! And I'll draw a penguin. (Draws and shows.)
Dad. Look. (Shows the boy shown in the picture.)
Petya. Who is this? If it's a boy, it doesn't count.
Dad. Didn't you find out? After all, it’s Petya, that is, you!
Petya. Now I know! And I’ll draw... (draws and shows his uncle).
Dad. Who is this? If it's an uncle, it doesn't count!
Petya. Didn't you find out? It's dad, that is, you!
Dad. Now I know. And here's what I came up with. (Draws and shows a woman.) This is our mother. I drew her because she is a teacher and teaches singing.
Petya. Great! And this is what I came up with! (Draws and shows a calendar.)
Dad. Calendar? Why?
Dad. Right. And on this day we will present her... (draws a gift and flowers).
Petya. A gift is understandable. And the flowers? They don't start with the letter "P"...
Dad. So what? Mom will be pleased anyway!
Krasnozersk secondary school No. 2
named after F.I. Anisichkina
New Year's holiday scenario for elementary school
"Adventures at the New Year's Tree"
New Year's holiday scenario
Characters:
Presenters
Buffoons
Father Frost
Snow Maiden
Baba Yaga
Robbers
Snow Queen
Tiger cub (symbol of the year)
Gypsies
The progress of the holiday
Signal to start – Fanfare
Presenters
- Hello, New Year's holiday,
Holiday of Christmas tree and winter.
We invited all our friends to visit today.
- It's time for everyone to have fun.
Everyone is in joyful excitement.
Our Christmas tree is here, the show is about to begin.
(2 buffoons jump onto the stage)
Buffoons
Hello guys,
Girls and boys!
And also their parents
Greetings now.
On New Year's holiday
we invited you.
It's frosty outside the window
Stick your nose out - your nose will freeze.
We don't want to go for a walk now.
Better to sing and dance.
Guys, stand in a circle.
Hold your hands tighter.
Presenters. Come on, guys, dance around the Christmas tree and sing the song “We congratulate everyone on the New Year”
Song “We wish everyone a Happy New Year”
Buffoons
You, of course, are great.
They sang straight from the heart.
And at the Christmas tree, as always,
There is no trace of boredom.
Who's the most fun here?
Well, of course, boys.
Naughty little girls.
And the girls are good -
Everyone laughs heartily.
Boys are better anyway!
No, girls.
Leading
Don't argue, friends, let's check it out.
Buffoons
Shall we play a game?
Repeat the words after us.
Two stomps, two slams, hedgehogs, hedgehogs.
Sharpened, sharpened knives, knives.
Running in place, running in place, bunnies, bunnies.
Come on, together. Come on, together:
Girls! Boys!
Good for a start.
But let's try again.
Hey girls, push up.
You scream really well.
Brothers, stay strong.
Don't lose face.
Leading
Well done, we played well.
Phonogram “The Departure of Baba Yaga”
Baba Yaga
Eh, spacious, twin-engine!
Leading
Who are you? Were you invited?
Baba Yaga
Hey there, you brats!
I'm not waiting for an invitation.
I'm definitely on holiday
I'll come without an invitation.
Hey, there you are, kids.
Don't you miss me?
By nose and fangs,
To the beautiful grandmother Yaga.
How are you not bored?
(goes down to the tree, looks at it)
That's what I knew. This is my Christmas tree. I looked it up for myself last year. And this tree was brought here. Here I will show you, I will put a spell on you. Look, everyone has gathered here. I don't want to listen to anything. Either it’s my Christmas tree, or I’ll put a spell on it and that’s it.
Leading.
What are we going to do, guys, give away the Christmas tree?(children's answers)
We will now call Santa Claus and tell him everything.(addresses Baba Yaga)
Baba Yaga
Oh, no need. Oh-oh-oh. I've already gone home.
(pretends to go backstage)
Presenters
Let's go and see if Grandfather Frost is coming, otherwise he's delayed...
(they go to see if Santa Claus is coming and at this time Baba Yaga appears on the stage)
Baba Yaga
I'll ruin the holiday anyway.
Well, hold on, gentlemen,(shakes his fist)
I invite my friends here.
Hey forest robbers,
My friends are fighters.
Robbers (come out from behind the scenes, stretch, yawn)
Why did you scream, old man, and take us away from our work?
Baba Yaga
What are you, that you actually ran into an old lady?
I found you a job -
A girl is walking through the forest.
You need to catch her, tie her arms and legs.
Just a little bit of intimidation
So that she doesn’t wander around the forest.
Robbers
It's a couple of trifles. Everyone is in ambush! Wait for enemies!
(the robbers run away from the hall, the presenters return)
Presenters
Are you here again?
Baba Yaga
You gathered at the Christmas tree in vain.
Your Santa Claus is not coming.
There are so many snowdrifts.
How is he old grandfather will it come?
Presenters.
- Let's wait a little longer.
A very long road.
- In the meantime, so as not to get bored,
We will sing and dance.
Guys, let's sing the song "Festive Round Dance". Quickly stand around the Christmas tree, hold hands.
Song "Festive Round Dance"
Baba Yaga
What kind of holiday is this? No one fights, no one quarrels. The songs are all about the Christmas tree and about winter. At least they sang one about me, a written beauty. You won't see a holiday for this, just know that. You will have neither Santa Claus nor Snow Maiden. Frost will not find the way, but the Snow Maiden will be caught by the robbers.
Presenters
1.Ah, again you are on your own. Admire her. You are an older woman, but all the dirty tricks are in your brain.
2. How can we stop her? We need to tie her up. Here, quickly take the rope. And we'll tie the hell up.
(Baba Yaga runs away screaming)Oh, what a pity - she ran away.
Presenters
2. Take care of your hands and feet.
Cover your ears and nose.
Walks and wanders along the road
Old Grandfather Frost.
- Let's call him. He will hear our voices and find a way.
(children call Santa Claus.)
Phonogram "Santa Claus' Exit"
(Santa Claus walks around the tree to the music and gets up on stage)
Father Frost
Hello my friends.
It took me a long time to get there
From their dense forests.
There are snowdrifts - clouds.
My path is covered..
I came to you anyway.
Am I late? Got it right? Is this school number 2?(children's answers)
Presenters
Get up in a round dance. Let's sing a song to Santa Claus.
Song “You came to visit us, Santa Claus”
Father Frost
Why aren’t the lights on your Christmas tree?
Repeat after me the magic words:
Come on, Christmas tree, perk up.
Come on, Christmas tree, smile.
Come on, tree, one, two, three.
Shine with the light of joy.
Presenters
- We shouted to no avail.
Our tree did not wake up.
2. Apparently someone didn’t scream.
Someone apparently remained silent.
Father Frost
Let's shout together again:
One, two, three. The Christmas tree is burning.
Phonogram “Overflows” (the Christmas tree lights up)
Father Frost
Where is my granddaughter Snegurochka? For some reason I don’t see her.
Presenters
No Snow Maiden. Didn't come. Apparently Baba Yaga tried hard.
Father Frost
We must go look for the Snow Maiden.
Presenters
Guys, let's look for the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus? Aren't you afraid? Stand around the Christmas tree. Let's go along the forest paths. And to make it easier to walk, we will trample paths in the forest, and a polka dance will help us.
Polka "Good Beetle"
Presenters
Good paths have been trodden, well done. Look who is located in the forest clearing. This is a gypsy camp. Did you meet anyone along the way?(asks the gypsies)
Gypsies
We rode in a troika with bells.
We didn't meet anyone along the way.
In life we are cheerful gypsies.
And it’s not for nothing that you came across us.
Dear long,
Dear distant
We were on the road already in the morning.
To congratulate you,
to congratulate you
Happy New Year, kids!
Oh, so many kids, in the dense forest. What are you doing here?
(children's answers)
Let me tell you fortunes, I’ll tell you the whole truth.
(Addresses Santa Claus)Baro, gild the handle.
Well, show me your palms.
(children show palms)
Oh, I see everything. A long journey awaits you, meetings, adventures and fun at the New Year tree.
Phonogram "Gypsy"(the gypsies leave)
Presenters
Song "Snow Song"
Immediately after the song Phonogram “Howl of the Wind”
Presenters
What a blizzard has broken out - nothing is visible.
(Under the howl of the wind appears Snow Queen.)
Guys, this is the Snow Queen...
Snow Queen
In the distant kingdom, in the white kingdom.
Among the snow, among the ice floes.
I live like a queen.
Cold is my only companion.
The snow sparkles, the snow sparkles,
Delighting me with beauty.
It will never melt
Even in summer and spring.
It's cold everywhere in my house.
I own the kingdom of ice.
And snowflakes are circling everywhere,
They circle and circle and fly.
Why did you come? Answer, otherwise I’ll freeze you forever.
Presenters
Wait, wait. Don't freeze.
Snow Queen
They were scared... I was joking. My heart is cold, icy, but deep down I am kind. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen merry dancing.
Presenters
Well. Guys, let's cheer up the queen? Shall we dance the duckling dance? Stand in pairs near the Christmas tree.
Phonogram “Dance of the ducklings.”
Father Frost
Dear Queen, have you met my granddaughter Snegurochka?
Snow Queen
Sorry, but I myself am looking for a boy named Kai. Is he not among you?......
It's a pity. But I haven’t met the Snow Maiden.
Presenters
Dear Queen, stay with us, have fun with the guys.
(The Snow Queen descends into the hall)
Father Frost
Where is my granddaughter? I'm very sad. Well, we can’t be bored at the holiday. We need to play again.
Presenters
Girls and boys.
My fingers are freezing.
Ears get cold, nose freezes.
Apparently Santa Claus is joking.
Stand around the Christmas tree and play the game “I’ll Freeze” with Santa Claus. Whoever Santa Claus freezes, go up on stage.
Phonogram of the game “I’ll freeze”
Father Frost
Quest for those whom I froze:
Whoever tramples all the guys the loudest will be released and rewarded.(D.M. listens)
I declare these guys to be the main stompers of our holiday.
And now who will clap everyone?
I appoint this girl as the main troublemaker of the holiday.
Who will shout “Happy New Year!” louder?
(rewards everyone and releases them)
Father Frost
Well, children. Well done. Had a lot of fun.
Phonogram "Robbers"
Chieftain
Where is grandma? Who will pay for the order?
Presenters
Which granny? What order? We didn't order anything...
Chieftain
The old Yaga asked to catch the girl - we caught her. Who will pay for the work? I'm not kidding!
Presenters
Haven't you caught the Snow Maiden?
Chieftain
Maybe the Snow Maiden. I had no time to look.
Father Frost
Let my granddaughter go.
Chieftain
Of course, you can let go. But for ransom.
Father Frost
What do you want? Present? Candies?.
Robbers
Oh, not a word about candy, my teeth have been hurting since last New Year.
Amuse us with a song or something. Otherwise, we will soon go completely wild in the forest.
Presenters
Shall we sing a song to free the Snow Maiden?
Song “The Christmas tree has come to us”
Chieftain
This is a holiday - the highest class
We want to stay with you.
Let's release your Snow Maiden. Hey bro, lights out,let the girl go!
Phonogram "The Snow Maiden's Exit"
(Snow Maiden appears)
Snow Maiden
I came to you from a winter fairy tale
I am made of snow, made of silver.
My friends - blizzard and frost.
I love everyone, I am kind to everyone.
Happy New Year everyone
And I wish you a snowy winter.
Father Frost
(they greet the Snow Maiden)
Hello, granddaughter.
Snow Maiden
I am so glad to see everyone at this holiday. Let's play a guessing game. I will start the poem, and you will finish it. Do you agree?
It's snowing outside
The holiday is coming….. New Year
The needles glow softly,
The pine spirit comes from... Christmas trees
The branches rustle faintly,
The beads are bright….. sparkle
And toys and flags swing.
Stars......crackers
The wind covered the sky with silk.
Ours shines and sparkles... Christmas tree
And the Christmas tree invites you
Now start the fun….. dance
Father Frost
Although almost completely gray,
And I dance like a young man.
And with joy now
I'm ready to start dancing.
Presenters
Stand in pairs around the Christmas tree, hold hands. Let's dance a funny dance.
Phonogram
Presenters
- It's good when the tree is on fire.
It's good when the song plays.
And the cheerful people dance.
This means the new year is coming.
2.Hush, hush. Silence.
Someone creaked at the window.
Children, wider round dance.
Someone is coming to visit us.
Phonogram "Exit of the Tiger"
Presenters
Look who came to us. Guys, who is this?
Why did he come?
Tiger cub
New Year trees, fairy tales and games
Holidays await you all
Wonderful time
I wish you not to be discouraged
I wish you a nice rest.
Can I play with you?
Let's play a game called "I". Let's rehearse. Let's all say together, loudly: “I am. Three or four..."
Well done. Now I ask a question, and you answer loudly, unanimously, if you do that: “I.” It's clear? Let's start.
Who came here to play?
Who receives gifts?
Who among you doesn't like boredom?
Who's the jack of all trades here?
Who takes care of clothes - puts them under the bed?
Presenters
- Clean forest, blizzard field
Winter holiday is coming to us
So let's say it together
Hello, hello, new year.
(children speak in unison)
And now everyone is dancing! Adults and children: who will dance with whom... Let's rock it!
(everyone is dancing)
Presenters
Well done. Friendship won.
Presenters
Guys, I came to congratulate you main man at school. Do you know who this is? That's right, school principal. What's his name?
Congratulations from the school principal (honoring excellent students)
Presenters
Grandfather Frost, look how beautiful the guys are today, in New Year's costumes.
Father Frost
I announce a parade of costumes.
Presenters
Come on, everyone is in costumes and masks.
Get into a round dance.
Fairy-tale characters will guide you.
Phonogram “Costume Parade”
(parade of costumes. Awarding with candies)
Phonogram "Final"
(all characters on stage)
Presenters
The evening is over
The meeting ended.
The hour of parting has come.
Father Frost
It's time, friends, we need to say goodbye.
I congratulate everyone from the bottom of my heart.
Let both adults and children celebrate the New Year together.
Snow Maiden
I wish you success in the new year.
More cheerful, loud laughter.
More good friends and girlfriends.
Excellent marks and knowledge chest.
Buffoons
We wish everyone good Siberian health.
Five new and interstellar routes.
Robbers
We will remember you with love.
And you guys don't forget us.
(All the heroes are on stage
They wave and say “Goodbye” in unison)
To have a fun holiday event, you need to think in advance, which will help ensure fun and good mood.
Particularly well received on New Year's holiday funny and cool skits that don’t take much time, so they can be staged several in a row, involving as many people as possible.
New Year's skits that are funny and cool for high school students can include both famous and fictional characters, as long as it is fun and interesting.
New Year's skit about grandmas Yozhek
Characters: 5 grandmas hedgehogs
Grandma 1: Hedgehogs, have you noticed that we haven’t hung out for a long time! Oh look, what's here
Is everyone here?
Grandmother 2: Yes, they’re probably celebrating something again! send it! We have to go to bro Kascheich's party! By the way, I need to call him, has he changed his mind about hanging out? So, let's dial the number! Hello, Kashcheich! Hey, how's everything ready? oh, well then we’ll be there! Well, the kashcheich said, everything is ready! Send it?!
Grandma 3: Wait, we still don’t know what’s going on here? Let's ask the guys?
Grandma 4: Yes, no problem! Guys, tell me, what's going on here?
Guys: We are celebrating the New Year!
Grandma 5: Wow, does that mean there’s going to be a party here too? Cool, let's stay here, otherwise I won't get to the kashcheyushka! My back hurts terribly!
All grandmothers except 2 grandmothers: We agree! Eh, hedgehog, how are you?
Grandmother 2: what?
1st grandmother: Well, you're damn deaf, you need to go to the ENT!
Grandma 2: Alas, my electric broom is broken!
Grandma 1: I’ve been driving a Mercedes for a long time! Well, why do you want to stay here for the party?
Grandma 2: Of course! Well, grannies, let's have a blast!?
The phone is ringing at the 4th grandma
Grandma 4: Hello, hello! Oh, well, I already signed up for tomorrow! Okay, I don’t have time now! Dosvidos!
Grandma 5: Where did you sign up?
Grandma 4: Hey, go to the makeup artist! I decided to preen myself before my date with the merman!
Grandma 3: Okay, that's enough, let's finally hang out!
Grandma 1: Well, DJ, play us a song! Yes, better!
include for example: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”
3 Grandma: Hey, you’re a DJ, what did you play for us? Give us ours, my beloved!
The song of hedgehog grandmothers is playing
Cool New Year's scene about blondes
Participants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas
1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it was - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: At the hairdresser... at Zverev’s
1 Blonde: Is this the famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work...
1 Blonde: Oh
2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Pull it out faster!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking..
2 Blonde: Fuck you... By the way, here’s Leshy.
Leshy comes out in super new clothes, to the music
1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world..
Leshy: Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great...
2 Blonde: Now I’d like to teach you how to dance...
Leshy: I can do tectonics...
1 Blonde: Something already, show me...
You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes.
The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands
Holmes: Watson, I think this is a man's sock...
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: Do you think it can't belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there too...
Watson: Shall we go too?
Holmes: For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.
New Year's skit about the Snow Queen
Snow Queen: Call Zlyuchka and Thorn to me...
Zlyuchka and Thorn come running
Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we done nasty things?
Zlyuchka: A long time ago...
Thorn: A long time ago...
Snow Queen: Do you want to ruin people's holiday?
Zlyuchka: I want...
Thorn: It’s already pricking...
Snow Queen: Here, keep a catalog of cosmetics, whoever rubs it and smells it will get sick, get sick
Sneaky: Will he get sick?
Thorn: Will he get sick?
Zlyuchka: And he’ll miss the holiday?
Thorn: And a holiday!!! Will he miss...?
Snow Queen: And she’ll get sick and miss it. You need to offer this catalog to everyone and make people sneeze.
Zlyuchka: What if people take vitamins?
Thorn: What if you were involved in sports?
Snow Queen: And they will celebrate alone without friends... Go quickly, fulfill my will.
They leave. Ivanushka comes on stage
Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Has anyone seen my sister?
Zlyuchka: Is this Ivanushka?
Thorn: Open the page with goat flu quickly?
Zlyuchka: Young man, look at some cosmetics, just for your sister.
Thorn: Here, take a sniff.
Ivanushka: Oh, but I really need to buy a gift for my sister! (sniffs)
Vicious: Well, how?
Thorn: Good cosmetics?
Ivanushka: Oh, I have a fever, probably an acute respiratory infection.
Alyonushka comes
Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what’s wrong with you? Oh... temperature!
Zlyuchka: They got infected, will your brother get sick now?
Thorn: And your holiday is ruined?
Ivanushka coughs
Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Takes the phone) Urgent orderlies.
Orderlies run in in the form of snowmen
Orderlies: What happened, where is the infection?
Alyonushka: Yes, there are two people here who are tearing apart.
Ivanushka: I was infected with goat flu.
Orderlies: I see, disinfect the infection!
Zlyuchka and Thorn run away screaming, followed by orderlies with large syringes.
Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports and take your vitamins - you didn’t listen to me, but nothing...
Snow Maiden enters
Snow Maiden: I’ll help your problem, but just don’t get sick anymore... I’ll wave my magic wand, and the illness will go away by the evening, but for now the milk is warm, and the stove...
Who arranged all this... Surely either Baba Yaga or the Snow Queen, you will need to tell Santa Claus...
