Happy Mother's Day funny greetings. Cool congratulations on Mother's Day

The cold autumn is coming to an end,
Scattering with the fire of amber.
- What kind of holiday is today? - we'll ask.
What day will brighten the darkness of November?

On this day the sun shines so tenderly,
The sky glows with the happiness of the seas.
This will answer our question:
After all, today is Mother's Day!

Today we will dedicate to you all
Here's a little greeting:
Be happy, be loved,
And as beautiful as a flower!

It's high time for Mother's Day
Distribute medals
To all those who from night to morning
He hasn't been able to sleep for a long time.

At first just because
Why the little one doesn't sleep:
Then give him milk,
That throat hurts!

Well, then mom waits
From a kid's party.
He might come crawling drunk
Not a penny in my pockets!

We are growing up, our mother is getting old.
So give her warmth!
We would like to wish all mothers
Patience and love!

Today all the kids are quiet.
Today is a special day.
Today Sashki and Svetka
They try to overcome laziness.

So that mothers have at least a day
We could rest fully
After all, today is Mother's Day
The whole country celebrates!

Our dear mothers,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts,
So that you become more beautiful every day,
At least you are always good for us!

Forget at least for today
About all your problems!
Today you can calmly
Think about yourself!

Visit the SPA, pedicure, manicure,
Go to the hairdresser too,
Buy a couture outfit
Sit in a cafe with friends!

Have a blast today!
After all, tomorrow they will start again
Ironing, washing, cleaning,
You will have to stand at the stove...

But don't be upset
After all, you are responsible for us!
Congratulations to you today
Your beloved children!

Today is mother's day, which means
All she should do is rest.
Our children now have one task -
From morning to night please your mother.

Mommy, I congratulate you,
I wish you to smile more often in life.
I don’t promise to always be obedient,
But I promise to try hard.

Today I'm twirling a hole in my dress.
I'm not afraid of getting a belt.
Today I want to congratulate my mother
And present an order for a feat.
For the fact that once, in spite of everything,
She gave me a mouth
Two eyes and a nose, two arms, two legs,
Two ears, back and tummy.

Mom is just special forces!
She will not take her eyes off the child.
He will always come running to help, predict the situation,
But if necessary, he will punish him well!

I send my congratulations to my beloved mother today
I present you with a beautiful flower!
All because there is no one more valuable,
And there is no kinder heart than yours!

Let it be white all around
And the cold wind blows.
Maternal warmth
It will keep you warm in both snow and rain!

We don't want to listen to mom.
Only she knows how to listen.
And so we sit
We're on mommy's neck!

Mom will learn a lesson
And he will write the report for us!
Let's give her congratulations -
Let her hear him!

She cooks borscht in the morning,
She goes to the store.
Even lying on the sofa,
She is knitting a sock for us.

Mom is the kindest in the world.
Mom is the best teacher.
Dad has a scary belt,
And mom only has a palm.

On this day, with warm care,
I'll surround my mother,
I will give you a beautiful bouquet,
“Mom, happy holiday!” I'll tell you.

I wish my mother
Lots of presents from friends.
Let them bring a cake for tea,
And the Maserati is more powerful.

An iPhone wouldn't hurt either.
Well, or a million money.
Let them take smiles with them
And it will be a wonderful holiday.

And to remember this day,
A kind of exclusive
Let the president from the screen
Send your cheerful compliment.

May Mother's Day give
More joyful moments
Prosperity will fill you up,
Pure magical tenderness!

Let, to the envy of other everyday life,
This one will change your life:
Inspiration will awaken
And he will give you time for yourself!

Who wipes the baby's nose,
Makes the best soup ever
Washing, cleaning, cleaning
And loves your cheerful laughter?

Who loves even your tears,
That you often pour for no reason,
He'll pull the booger out of his nose,
Going to the store for bread?

It's you, dear mother.
You are more beautiful, the brightest light of all!
On Mother's Day we wish
Good health and strength!

Only mom will regret it
And he will press you to his chest,
It hurts with a rag,
If he doesn't go to school!

He will scold the bride
I found a bad one.
And put you in your place
If you came into the house drunk!

Let me hit you on the butt as a child -
It's easier to live when you're young!
The one that life gave us,
We will love forever!

Mom is sleeping, and my brother and I
We write congratulations to mom.
I draw on the wallpaper
Brother is carrying a hammer.

Let's nail the card to the closet,
But quietly, without disturbing.
Let's finish mom's eyebrows,
Sleep mommy, sleep dear.

From earrings you can make
Decoration for the pot.
Hide your passport under the sofa,
So that no one gets dragged away.

To have more light
You can shorten the tulle
And from my mother's dress
You can make a tablecloth.

So the strength is running out,
The ceiling is painted.
The main thing is not to forget
Dad hide the strap!

Our mother is simply a miracle.
We love and adore our mother.
So mommy woke up.
Mother! Mother! Congratulations!


I wish to be a goddess with a hundred hands,
To have time to wash, cook, wash everything,
Feed the children, clean up after them,
Braid your hair and punish
Bake pies and read a fairy tale,
Rinse all your hands under the tap,
Fall into bed and fall asleep without hind legs!

Happy Mother's Day, I congratulate you!
Being a mother is such a huge job,
I wish you patience with all my heart,
May joy bloom around you!

In general, everything would be very good,
So that the world around you shines with success.
And if it were in my power,
Today I would give you an order.

May Mother's Day give
Rest and peace for you,
Life will be filled with prosperity,
Will give you the happiest mood!

Let there be fewer worries,
The flower garden will be a joy,
And it makes you smile
Every new bright moment!

Happy Mother's Day, my dear,
I wish you joy, patience,
So that nervous tic didn't take you
In especially bright moments.

Don’t let the porridge on the table make you angry,
Toys, cubes, cars,
Let the kittens be happy
Tears from thoughtful eyes.

May children's laughter always help
Don't lose confidence
I wish you and your child
To study and understand the world.

Happy Mother's Day! For you today, mom,
We suggest switching roles,
You can be naughty, stubborn,
We forgive you everything in advance,

You can eat candy instead of porridge
Hanging on the computer for a long time,
In general, do not take into account all our requests,
We allow you everything today.

November is coming to an end
The penultimate day in the fallen leaves.
He gives mothers a common birthday.
For our kisses, our mother’s cheeks are like a target.

Here's a kiss - I wish you happiness,
The second - health, peace in your home.
Let the children strive to come to the rescue,
After all, the third is so that reality merges with the dream.

Our mother is no sweeter.
How can you not adore her?
Only mommy knows how
Keep up with everything in the world.

In the morning he will prepare breakfast,
And feeds everyone for lunch.
Caresses, calms
And he’ll be in time for the ballet.

And when she washes, irons,
He mends, knits, sews -
Only mom knows this.
Let her not get tired!

My dear Mommy, on Mother’s Day I want to give you many wonderful words - you are the most best mom in the world! I am immensely grateful to you for your motherly love and support, for the strength of spirit that you shared with me in difficult moments life. I wish you, dear, to receive joy from every day you live, and to warm us with a sweet, charming, gentle smile. May all the adversities and storms of life never touch you, live long and happily so that you can help raise your great-great-grandchildren! I wish you, mommy, to always remain strong and healthy, beautiful and charming, to attract good luck and joy!

Dear, beloved and beautiful women! From pure heart Happy Mother's Day! We wish you to always be a reliable rear and support in the lives of children; strength of spirit; health for for many years; positive mood and never lose heart, no matter what happens in your life! May God protect and protect!

In the morning the sun shines playfully through the windows,
There are beautiful flowers on the windowsills,
Mother's Day is today on the planet,
Day of the most important beauty in the world.
We congratulate our dear women,
Let your main dream come true,
We wish children love and joy,
And may you always be happy.

Happy Day of cheerful, kind mothers!
May you be lucky in life,
Sadness does not come to visit
Let the kids listen!

Happy holiday, mommy, to you!
Forget all your business today:
Dirty dishes, noisy vacuum cleaner
And go shopping for your eternal cross-country.
See how you've been waiting for some goodies!
Happy holiday, dear! Just smile!
There is no one more precious than you, to be honest,
I love you more than anyone in the world!
I sincerely wish you many bright days!
Let your life be brighter, more fun!
Don't forget about jokes and happy laughter!
You, mom, are simply the best!

Mother's Day is your day, dear!
Telegrams fly like birds,
And everyone in Russia today believes
That he was named after his mother.
And he is only yours - I want you to know
About this always and forever:
Only the mother loves everything and always, from the beginning,
To the limit, in any person!
You are my life - both hope and faith,
And I wish you happiness
Health and vigor, strength - without measure,
Everyday success - endlessly!
May all your plans come true as they should,
Without unnecessary hassle - no worries!
And the main thing in your life will be joy -
Always, down to the smallest moments!

Being a mother is still work:
Go ahead and do it here and there,
And take care, create comfort,
Give it to this one,
Everyone needs to learn something...
But how else can we live?
Let the worries with children be endless,
But happiness if they exist!
And with this congratulations I
I wish you happiness!
Smile happily now!
You are a supermom, believe me!

Dear mom! I want to sincerely congratulate you on this touching holiday and thank you for everything that I have in my life today. Always smile, laugh and enjoy the little things, and I will always be there to support and help! Be happy!

Dear mother! Congratulations
Devoted child's soul!
Happiness, health to you, indulgence!
And don’t rush to grieve!
Joy, vigor, strength and good luck!
Sweet gifts, cakes,
A sea of ​​carbonated water and chewing gum
And chocolates - about a hundred!
I'll bring you the best in the world
Most beautiful bouquet!
I'll be lucky and no one will notice
Where those flowers are no longer there.
I'll kiss you a hundred and twenty times,
On this solemn day!
To help sort through the pile of gifts -
I'm not too lazy for my mom!
Joyful, kind, cheerful, invigorating,
Your holiday will be for us!
Let it be every month, or better yet, more often,
The country honors mother!

Happy Mother's Day to you, dear!
Today, from the heart,
I wish the mothers of Russia
So that their kids obey,
So that schoolchildren are an example
And straight from school,
Dreamed of making a career
Forgetting your trinkets,
So that the guys strive faster
Become family sons-in-law
And the daughters-in-law were kinder
I honor my mother-in-law like a mother.
So that, systematically, obediently
Generations of children grew up...
And if you get bored -
My wishes - dispel!
Wave your light hand more strictly -
Are you interested in witchcraft? —
You can fix everything right away:
That's why you are Madam Mother!

Mom, mom! Congratulations!
I have you golden
And you are the only one!
I love you the most!

Today is Mother's Day, so I cordially congratulate all mothers on this holiday! Dear mothers, be happy and loved. Remember, you gave life to the world, and this is the most important achievement. Thank you for the kindness, affection and care that you give, may your children answer you in kind. I wish you family well-being, health and love.

Mother! Today I want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart! For everything: for the gift of life, for care, for kindness, for support, for who I am. I can't imagine life without you. I promise that I will also always take care of you and support you in difficult times! You are the most wonderful person in my life and the most beloved! Happy holiday!

Dear mothers! Happy Mother's Day to you all! Mom is the closest person to each of us. For girls - best friend. For boys - an understanding friend. May the Sun shine for all of you, dear mothers, and may peace and order reign in the home of each of you. Happy holiday!

Happy Mother's Day, dear mommy!
I thank you for everything and hug you!
There is no person dearer to me!
Let the mood be good!

It must be not easy being a mother:
You need to be on your own in everything,
To be able to know everything in the world,
Keep up with all these things...
And these children are whimsical
Naughty and grumpy
Sometimes they “help you live.”
But how can you not love them?
And on All Mothers' Day I wish you
Live without forgetting about yourself,
Love the whole world, love yourself
And always be cheerful!

Dear and respected mothers! From the bottom of my heart I congratulate you on Mother’s Day! I wish you to be happy and successful in life; always achieve your goals; just go forward with your head up and never give up! Love, strength and prosperity!

Sweet, good, dear!
Happy holiday, Happy Mother's Day! I love!
I wish you light, joy, warmth, goodness,
Take care of yourself, I pray!
Let the days fly by inexorably,
Stay forever young!
The kindest, most sincere, beloved,
Joyful, smiling, simple!

Happy mother's day to you, dear!
clear days I wish you!
Health, joy, hope,
Have a happy life, serene!

My closest person!
Congratulations to you, mommy
And I wish you from the bottom of my heart
Love and joy forever!

Moms, today we honor you!
The class was preparing for the holiday together!
There is nothing more important in this life,
What is the word mother for our children!
We sincerely wish you all the best!
So that your family hearth does not go out!

Dear mom, congratulations on your wonderful happy holiday- Happy Mother's Day! Thank you, dear, for the warmth and care that you give every day. For your kind and sincere heart, hard-working hands, angelic patience. Remain as charming and unfading, tender and loving. Let the years not age you, your health not fail you, and adversity pass you by.

Let motherhood show itself more often good side and as little as possible - exciting and uncomfortable!

How do Christians address Mother of God for help and intercession, so every child, even if he has already grown up, comes to his mother for advice and consolation. And this is the most important thing in a woman’s life - we can only wish that it stays that way! Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day, mommy,
You are my beauty!
You are the best, my dear!
You are the most beloved!
I wish you joy
Health, happiness, youth!
Desires come true,
Love and inspiration!
You will succeed
The bad will disappear!
Fate will not be harmful
Will give you a comfortable life!

In prose SMS

Crying of a beloved child
Mom is drawn to me like a magnet -
Change wet diapers
The rattle will ring,

He will feed you warm milk,
Will reel in a cross dance,
And with a smile he wipes away the snot,
And then he kisses you on the nose!

Only mom will caress
And the child will forgive for everything.
I sincerely congratulate you
Happy Mother's Day to you!

He wipes his nose, straightens his bangs,
And he’s already running, -
This mother is like a bee
It circles over the baby.

After all, for every mother a child -
Pride, joy, beauty,
In every gesture, glance
All care and kindness.

I wish you with all my heart:
Be always happy,
I congratulate you on your mother's day,
Let your dreams come true!

Being a mother is a very serious matter, it means being strong and brave, capable and knowledgeable of everything in the world, the best and most beloved. A mother always remains an ideal for her children. So let your days, mommy, pass not only in constant worries, but also in daily joyful moments filled with our love.

On Mother's Day I wish
Just this little -
So that you, without knowing worries,
She just smiled!

Let the glass burst from laughter,
The floor will crack from dancing,
If only the music didn't stop
And the songs sounded!

Let the kids laugh
And of course he plays pranks
Let your relatives respect you,
My husband loves me heartily!

Well, if it's a lot -
Something for the mood
I wish in the end
An ocean of patience!

You are the best mother in the whole wide world,
You have no equal, dear, absolutely.
We repeat this - “abnormal” children,
Which created so many problems.

We spoiled things while playing pirates,
They experimented with perfumes and shampoos.
Now we obediently congratulate you,
Leaving all the screams, undertakings and stomping.

Your "stick" was a wonderful medicine,
From laziness, deception and all kinds of cunning.
You turned the house into a magical kingdom,
With cakes, pancakes, your own kulebyaka.

We wish you only peace now, mommy,
Always do what only you want.
So that troubles disappear instantly, like a bullet,
And the world was surrounded by pure beauty.

Mommy, I congratulate you on your holiday. I wish you to read me your moral teachings, put me in my place for my mistakes, grumble about my shortcomings, call 10 times a day and ask how I am. I wish that you, my dear, will always live, be happy and bathe in my love.

Dear mother, congratulations,
How much I want to tell you.
Only you understand us
And she can always calm us down.

You are a guru at the hot stove, mom,
Master in cutting and sewing.
Worthy of all awards, certificates,
There are no equals in cleaning and washing.

What can I say so perfect,
So sweet beautiful mother?
It will only remain like this. Undoubtedly
We will do everything else ourselves.

I once changed diapers,
Bottles and vests,
When I screamed at night,
You rocked me with love!

Thank you for everything, mom
Sorry for being stubborn at times
On Mother's Day I wish you peace
From the harmful howling of children!

I love you, mother, dear,
You are the coolest in the world
I'm proud of you, I admire you,
And I try to bring joy!

, 2014

Being a mother, oh, how difficult it is,
Ninety percent...
The remaining ten are heaven:
Iron, wash and put away...

Breakfast, dinner and lunch
Always cooked and heated,
School, nursery, kindergarten -
To be a mother, well, everyone is happy!..

House cleaning every day -
This is exactly as in the law:
It’s impossible not to fulfill it,
This is mom's path!

The noise and screams of babies:
Give it to me. Pour it...
I don't want this at all...
If you don't give it to me, I'll scream...

In a word, to be a mother -
This is to love everyone around,
And myself... well, as necessary...
Maybe there will be time!..

Let him give Mother's Day
Fantastic laziness:
To live without straining -
Having fun and having a blast!

So that household chores
We made ourselves
I was preparing lunch myself
From potatoes and cutlets.

And the apartment itself
I cleaned, washed clean...
And let it not be like this -
But at least dream!

Today is a holiday of strong nerves and strong endurance, I congratulate you on Mother’s Day. I wish you never to succumb to stress and avoid scandals, to love your child deeply and give him a bright and fantastic world, to remain an absolutely impeccable mother and a passionately desired wife.

Being a mother is not at all easy:
Know the answer to all questions
Like a bee, work in the morning
And try not to scold.

I congratulate you on the holiday
And I wish you to relax.
Sit down, pour a glass of wine,
You are alone!

Let patience not fail you
Don't slouch your back
The mood will be great
From dawn until late!

Let the stars shine in your eyes,
Kids love them so much:
Being a mother is not at all easy -
So Happy Mother's Day - hooray!

Wash and cook
Clean and prepare everything
And pet, feed,
Don't forget anyone!

Being a mom is, well, just heaven,
That's it, you always have time,
Vanity, emergency, blockage,
Sometimes passions run high.

Happy World Mothers Day!
More lazy days for everyone,
So as not to forget yourself,
Sometimes at least indulge!

And more patience for you,
Have a great mood,
Mother's work is not easy
But in the family you are the main bridge.

You are always a link in the family
First and forever
You love family, appreciate,
To be the best mom in the world!

Mom, dear mommy,
On this joyful day
I wish you eternal beauty
May you bloom like a flower!

You are kind, like a fairy
You are my sorceress!
The world around will become brighter,
If you and I are together!

Smile radiantly
And shine like a star!
Remember mom, you are gorgeous
And you will always be like this!

Mom... like an octopus!
Or like a centipede.
Because every day
Gives mom a hundred things to do!

Washing, ironing, and cleaning,
And lessons, and cooking,
Training, gardening:
Moms have a lot to do!

Every mother has a holiday,
Let him be the best.
Be happy and beautiful
The most experienced and strong!

Mom has very little to do.
You have to get up early in the morning,
Prepare breakfast at home,
Get everyone ready for work and school.
Buy food for lunch,
Have a conversation with a friend
Throw a hundred things into the wash
Pants, shirts, sheets,
Start the harvesting rush,
At least take a look at the series,
Learn lessons with children,
Don't forget about dinner either...
Congratulate yourself on Mother's Day
And finally send everyone to bed!

This has not been a secret for a long time:
There is no more gorgeous mother in the world,
After all, you are the most beautiful in the world,
My mommy, my lady!

You are so sweet and good
Good, your soul is pure,
Stay the same mom, stay the same
And smile radiantly!

Let your eyes shine
Let the world give colorful paints!
Bloom, mommy, like spring,
After all, you should be happy!

Thank you, mom, for your efforts,
Because you, dear, are a miracle!
For all the love, your attention,
For every year, day, hour, minute!

I wish you on Mother's Day
All the best, health, long years!
Live happily, without knowing troubles,
And, like the sun, give light!